The Leather and Lace Cafe

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:25 pm

Moral of the story? Crash your computer often to insure proper continued functioning!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:28 pm

Exactly.

Now, where is that little lady who was nice enough to replace the clothes Fas ruined with his coke. They most certainly did NOT fit.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:08 pm

i think she said to meet her in the bathroom. and how is leather ruined by coke?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:18 pm

*shrugs* They ended up wet and sticky. Not something I'd want to continue wearing while I was out.

Your right. Good idea.

But, I just got really crappy news about my friends mother and I feel like getting wasted. Very, horribly wasted.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:26 pm

well i know how bad news can be. i had to deal with a friends death acouple of months ago. and i couldnt get wasted. i need to have a drink for him sometime soon though

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:29 pm

I know what you mean. Normally death doesn't bother me at all. If you really care for someone though, you'll miss them no matter how you feel about death. I know it took me two years to get over my ex Cassie being gone.

Well, I broke out my stash of Rum, two kinds of vodka and SoCo. I had more than I thought. I can drink myself silly and hopefully this weekend I can cheer up my friend.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:22 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I need a drink. My back is killing me and I didn't do anything fun to make it hurt so bad either. So sad.

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It's age, you know

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:26 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]It's age, you know

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*chuckles* Oh, I know, but then again, I'm younger than you, so I don't have to tell you.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:31 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]*chuckles* Oh, I know, but then again, I'm younger than you, so I don't have to tell you.

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Hah, I have no pain in my back, archery prevents that

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 12:35 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Hah, I have no pain in my back, archery prevents that

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I think I can most definately blame the problems in my back on at least one female, regardless of whether they were around the last few days or not. Evil things tend to cause lasting damage on all sorts of levels and places.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon May 30, 2005 2:53 pm

I'm Back

Hello everyone?! *rides in and ties her horse to a post*
Well, it seems like this place hasn't been the same since I left. WHAZZUP!!
(Thinking to myself) **I'd like a chocolate espresso martini**
*takes off her cowgirl hat and her leather coat and hangs them*
Who wants a drink?
*gives her horse a beer*

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon May 30, 2005 3:15 pm

*horse drinks beer*
Attaboy!
*serves herself up a Chocolate Espresso Martini, and for the horse, another beer*

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon May 30, 2005 3:47 pm

*horse drinks beer*
Attaboy!
*gives horse a beer*
*drinks the martini/makes another one*

If the earth stopped spinning, and a 200 pound person was standing in an open area; how far would they slide?

arno_v · Post by **arno_v** » Mon May 30, 2005 3:51 pm

Tell me...

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon May 30, 2005 3:57 pm

If I knew the answer to that, I wouldn't have asked the question...*drinks her martini, and the horse drinks the beer* I'm gonna go cyberbarhopping!

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Mon May 30, 2005 4:43 pm

If he/she was standing on the equator, he/she'd have a big problem.

Equatorial circumference 40,075 km

devided by 24:

1669.8 km/h to 0 km/h

a bmw z4 weighs about 3000 pounds. If we let it crash into an unbreakable wall 15 times at 111.3 km/h*, we'd have the same amount of energy the 200 pound person would have when the earth stopped moving.

Or... an even better example is: the guy would experience a force equal to this 20 ton 'stryker' going at 111.3 km/h*.

(*That's about 70 miles/h)

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon May 30, 2005 4:46 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]If he/she was standing on the equator, he/she'd have a big problem.

Equatorial circumference 40,075 km

devided by 24:

1669.8 km/h to 0 km/h

a bmw z4 weighs about 3000 pounds. If we let it crash into an unbreakable wall 15 times at 111.3 km/h*, we'd have the same amount of energy the 200 pound person would have when the earth stopped moving.

Or... an even better example is: the guy would experience a force equal to this 20 ton 'stryker' going at 111.3 km/h*.

(*That's about 70 miles/h)[/QUOTE]

Bah, shut up and get a drink, Ik.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon May 30, 2005 4:48 pm

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon May 30, 2005 4:50 pm

[QUOTE=Athena]Lol![/QUOTE]

Hey Athena - nice to see you back! How've you been doing?

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Mon May 30, 2005 4:52 pm

I'm great! Thanks

*giggles* How about you?