Top Ten Game

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:16 pm

4 Athena is sometimes there, and she comforts me when I cant sleep

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:24 pm

Awww poor chus...
3. Chus is sometimes here and one can derive a good laugh from his pitiful conditions.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:30 pm

2 Chus is sometimes there, and if he is happy enough he'll buy drinks for the house

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:41 pm

1. Chu is sometimes not here and then one doesnt have to always look over their shoulder and dwon their backs.

New Topic:
Top ten most likely methods for the Keebler Elves and/or smurves (plural?) are going to take over the world

10. by taking control of stock markets across the globe.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:43 pm

9. By frying magrus's computer

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:54 am

8) Sending all of us to mental hospital (correct term?) by showing themselves to us, making us to believe being crazy

Grimar · Post by **Grimar** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:39 am

7: they use the mars attacks technice(sp?).

that mean "we come in peace" and then bang

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:05 am

6. By abducting the wives of Red Necks and impregnating them with their mutant seed.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:52 am

5.By abducting board members and sending them to mental instatutions

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:29 am

4 By banning drag racing, therefoore sending me to the mental hospital

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:19 am

3. By using their dark magics to poison all non- elvish food supplies!

Lasher · Post by **Lasher** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:50 am

2. *Said in best Lilting Irish Accent* They'll put an addictive chemical in their cookies that'll make you crave it fortnightly!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:40 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]4 By banning drag racing, therefoore sending me to the mental hospital

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*proposes Bill to ban drag racing*
Phase 1 complete.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:16 pm

1. Threatening to pollute the seas with nappies if we don't hand over control at once.

Top 10 signs that your cat is trying to kill you

10. You keep finding roller skates at the top of the stairs, just where the cat usually twines round your legs

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:20 pm

9. You choke on its hair often. (Pervert that, DW, and you will sink lower than I ever did

)

8. Whenever it gets in trouble, it always runs to you for protection. (stupid animal loving, otherwise I'd toss her back)

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:23 pm

7. it starts to gnaw on you randomly (my dog does that, close enough to a cat seeing as she is a mini dachshund...)
6. It purrs seductively everytime a woman prettier than your wife walks by, causing you to look up and your ogr... wife, to brandish a knife at you.

Oscuro_Sol · Post by **Oscuro_Sol** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:29 pm

#5. It purrs until you pick it up, and when you finally do, it snuggles - and digs in. Ouch!
#4. You feel that it wants to know how to use something sharp... Because it keeps running whenever the can opener is going.
#3. It keeps giving you death hints, such as, bringing dead birds and mice into the house... and pouncing on spiders then staring at you unblinkingly. *shudder*

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:11 pm

2 It steals your wallet, then plots with the evil styrofoam in her secret lair

slade · Post by **slade** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:18 pm

1: Doesnt use the kitty litter

New topic: Ten reasons not to go home

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:18 pm

@ Chu: LOL, I still want my wallets back.

1. Trying to stiffle you by sleeping on your face.

New topic: People on here you would never want to meet in a dark alley.

Nevermind, use slades.