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4 Athena is sometimes there, and she comforts me when I cant sleep

Awww poor chus...
3. Chus is sometimes here and one can derive a good laugh from his pitiful conditions.

2 Chus is sometimes there, and if he is happy enough he'll buy drinks for the house

1. Chu is sometimes not here and then one doesnt have to always look over their shoulder and dwon their backs.

New Topic:
Top ten most likely methods for the Keebler Elves and/or smurves (plural?) are going to take over the world

10. by taking control of stock markets across the globe.

9. By frying magrus's computer

8) Sending all of us to mental hospital (correct term?) by showing themselves to us, making us to believe being crazy

7: they use the mars attacks technice(sp?).

that mean "we come in peace" and then bang

6. By abducting the wives of Red Necks and impregnating them with their mutant seed.

5.By abducting board members and sending them to mental instatutions

4 By banning drag racing, therefoore sending me to the mental hospital

3. By using their dark magics to poison all non- elvish food supplies!

2. *Said in best Lilting Irish Accent* They'll put an addictive chemical in their cookies that'll make you crave it fortnightly!

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]4 By banning drag racing, therefoore sending me to the mental hospital [/QUOTE]
*proposes Bill to ban drag racing*
Phase 1 complete.

1. Threatening to pollute the seas with nappies if we don't hand over control at once.

Top 10 signs that your cat is trying to kill you

10. You keep finding roller skates at the top of the stairs, just where the cat usually twines round your legs

9. You choke on its hair often. (Pervert that, DW, and you will sink lower than I ever did )

8. Whenever it gets in trouble, it always runs to you for protection. (stupid animal loving, otherwise I'd toss her back)

7. it starts to gnaw on you randomly (my dog does that, close enough to a cat seeing as she is a mini dachshund...)
6. It purrs seductively everytime a woman prettier than your wife walks by, causing you to look up and your ogr... wife, to brandish a knife at you.

#5. It purrs until you pick it up, and when you finally do, it snuggles - and digs in. Ouch!
#4. You feel that it wants to know how to use something sharp... Because it keeps running whenever the can opener is going.
#3. It keeps giving you death hints, such as, bringing dead birds and mice into the house... and pouncing on spiders then staring at you unblinkingly. *shudder*

2 It steals your wallet, then plots with the evil styrofoam in her secret lair

1: Doesnt use the kitty litter

New topic: Ten reasons not to go home

@ Chu: LOL, I still want my wallets back.

1. Trying to stiffle you by sleeping on your face.

New topic: People on here you would never want to meet in a dark alley.

Nevermind, use slades.