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Whats your favorite sport?

DRAG RACING
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DRAG RACING
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64%
 
Total votes: 47

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Ravager
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Post by Ravager »

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]And yes it was Rav, but I think I was sufficiently punished. They didn't use nightsticks, oh no, they used Carrot Top's criminal records!:speech:
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Scary...um, who? :confused: :p

Hey Mag! :D
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Ravager]Scary...um, who? :confused: :p
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Dammit! I keep forgetting you're english... Um, ok, they beat me with Kate Moss's Heroin stash! :eek:
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Hi Magrus!!
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[QUOTE=Athena]I thought that was because hicks have no sex life, just farm life ;) [/QUOTE]

Hey hun!
I dunno about that one. I know lots of hicks that shouldn't breed who get it on like rabbits. Their like weeds that talk and smell. :mad:

Hey Rav and Tony! I'm pretty good actually Tony. I'm not sore coming home from work anymore. This job will most definately get me into good shape. ;)
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
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Good exercise and more money for alcohol... :D ;)

@Tony, *GASP* :laugh:
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*ducks out*ttyl
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Hey hun!
I dunno about that one. I know lots of hicks that shouldn't breed who get it on like rabbits. Their like weeds that talk and smell. :mad:

Hey Rav and Tony! I'm pretty good actually Tony. I'm not sore coming home from work anymore. This job will most definately get me into good shape. ;) [/QUOTE]

If you have more children than square feet in your house...

(An original jeff foxworthy-esque joke from your's truly :D )
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Who's Foxworthy? :confused:
(I could keep this up all night... :D )
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[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]If you have more children then square feet in your house...

(An original jeff foxworthy-esque joke from your's truly :D )[/QUOTE]

:laugh: Nice. I like it.

@ Rav, most definately! I'm loving that. It's crap work, but it's easy, and it will get me in shape. The liqour store is attached to the building too! :cool:

Bye Athena.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=Ravager]Who's Foxworthy? :confused:
(I could keep this up all night... :D )[/QUOTE]

Oh my......we need a American to English equivelency chart! :laugh:

Bye Athena! have a good evening!
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

Bye Athena! :)
Thanks Mag, that's great you're working out while working... I'll bet your sweat is 90 Proof, right? ;)
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]Bye Athena! :)
Thanks Mag, that's great you're working out while working... I'll bet your sweat is 90 Proof, right? ;) [/QUOTE]

I never thought of that. I dunno, I sucked down close to 3 liters of wine yesterday in 3 hours. Probably weaker than that today. :p

@ Rav, Jeff Foxworthy is a comic who got famous on making fun of Rednecks.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Magrus]@ Rav, Jeff Foxworthy is a comic who got famous on making fun of Rednecks.[/QUOTE]

Which is ironic becasue he's a huge one himself... :rolleyes:

Sorry, I'll promise to throw in some John Cleese references when I get the chance...
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Rednecks? :confused:
I knew I could keep this up! :D

@Juni, do you have any spare lying around?

See you later Athena.
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Post by Lestat »

And now for something completely different...
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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@ Rav, think dumb big guys from the southern US with mullets and no teeth/social skills.
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"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Post by Juniper »

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Juni, do you have any spare lying around?
[/QUOTE]
Haaaaahaaa....I think I may be able to accomodate! :laugh: :D


what is the air speed volocity of an air ladden swallow?
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Post by TonyMontana1638 »

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Oh my......we need a American to English equivelency chart!![/QUOTE]

Not a bad idea... Here's a start

Monty Python's Flying Circus= Mad TV

The Office= The Office (with Steve Carrell)

David Beckham= Name a Hollywood actor... None of our athletes are that high profile: Maybe Shaq?

Kate Moss= Lindsay Lohan or that one Olsen Twin that tried to eat Peru through her nose

Guy Ritchie= Quentin Tarantino

Help me out here...

Nice Juni :) African or european?
"Be thankful you're healthy."
"Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive."
"Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse."
"They could be one hell of a lot better."
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Post by Ravager »

@Mag, like Cletus out of the Simpsons? :D

@Juni, I haven't the slightest idea....
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Post by Juniper »

what is your name.......what is your quest....

Okie, i have to stop this! :laugh:
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