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[QUOTE=Gunofgod]...Just don't fall asleep[/QUOTE]
I have a cold sapping my energy and I haven't had any sleep in the last day...you really think a sauna is a good option for me?

Couldn't you get in a hot, steamy shower and receive the same benefits as a sauna? Without the death, of course!

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]...Just don't fall asleep[/QUOTE]

good motto....


@Dar....no, your not whipped...you just know better! :laugh:

[QUOTE=Juniper]good motto.... [/QUOTE]
If you're into horror films....

@Dar, how many years have you been married? I'm curious how long the husband training took!! Actually, it sounds wonderful, and she will be very surprised!

[QUOTE=Ravager]If you're into horror films.... [/QUOTE]

lol...takes all kinds

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]Morrowind causes impotency!!![/QUOTE]

So that's why it happened...

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]So that's why it happened... [/QUOTE]

I shunned it's evil before it could happen to me.
I feel sorry for you though.

[QUOTE=Darzog] Man, I am sooo whipped. [/QUOTE]

Good thing you are married.

[QUOTE=shana]@Dar, how many years have you been married? I'm curious how long the husband training took!! [/QUOTE]
We had our 8-year anniversary in May.

And if people fall asleep in saunas, how can you be sure there are no unwanted pregnancies?

[QUOTE=Darzog]

And if people fall asleep in saunas, how can you be sure there are no unwanted pregnancies?[/QUOTE]

Because people who fall asleep die, they don't get pregnant

[QUOTE=Darzog]We had our 8-year anniversary in May.[/QUOTE]

You have married when you were 20?

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]Because people who fall asleep die, they don't get pregnant[/QUOTE]
I'm sure there are those that wake up without dying. And they are succeptible to unwanted pregnancies.

Its a sad state of affairs, when you hear about an 8 year marriage, and are impressed with its longevity!!!!!!! Most couples I know haven't made it past 5 years, a few only made it two!!

Anyway, she has done an excellent job of training you--she should write a book!!

But I still have my edges... as yesterday's game conversation shows.

[QUOTE=shana]Couldn't you get in a hot, steamy shower and receive the same benefits as a sauna? Without the death, of course![/QUOTE]

Works very well for me. I have access to a sauna, but if I don't want to actually leave the house, I take as hot and steamy a shower as I can when a cold strikes. I find it really helps...

Less pleasant, but still very effective...
Boil a large pot of water. Grab yourself a nice big towel, and stick your head, covered by said towel over the water. Even better if you add some vapor rub, or similar ingredients to the water as soon as it has finished boiling.

You could also try eating a suicidally hot curry.. No, I'm not kidding, it will do wonders in clearing out the head and sinuses.

[QUOTE=Darzog]But I still have my edges... as yesterday's game conversation shows.[/QUOTE]

True, but you obviously learned your lesson that night!!

DW, I agree, spicy foods work wonders!!

[QUOTE=shana]Anyway, she has done an excellent job of training you[/QUOTE]

You know every time a women "trains" a guy, a guy out there misses a football game

[QUOTE=dragon wench]
Less pleasant, but still very effective...
Boil a large pot of water. Grab yourself a nice big towel, and stick your head, covered by said towel over the water. Even better if you add some vapor rub, or similar ingredients to the water as soon as it has finished boiling.
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Potatoes.

When I get sick I love to go to Hao Hao's and get a big bowl of Hot and Sour soup. It's the best one in town and helps with colds like you wouldn't believe. It has just enough kick to clear the sinuses plus since it's mostly water it hydrates you very well. That and it's a tasty, tasty dish.

And since I'm better trained now than when I got married, does that mean I'm more valuable and could work on an upgrade?

What? No, honey I was talking about upgrading the computer. Yes, really. You know, a bigger pair hard drives, thinner RAM sticks, younger glossy monitor.... no...... grhak, my neck...