Spam Factory

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:45 am

Hi Tony!

I dunno...i think he was serious......

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:46 am

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]I knew this was all a farce! Chus, you got me upset for nothing!

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No, the Spam Factory is closing. Methinks Xan may be a bit apprehensive of doing it.

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:48 am

What am I supposed to do when the factory closes?
I never have anything relevant to say.

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:49 am

Hi Juni dear!

How goes it?

No, I know you're serious I was just kidding... I actually have stuff to do but I refuse to miss out on one last good spam-seesion!

...Don't know how we're even able to do this though, considering all the Spam generators have been shut down (or stolen:mischief: ).

It's ok GoG none of us do either... Welcome!

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:51 am

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]What am I supposed to do when the factory closes?
I never have anything relevant to say.

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Come spam one of the million Factory ripoffs that are bound to exist.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:54 am

Well, chu....you should have an alternate place for us to go and place out weary heads & spam....

I'm good tony......but feeling sad that Im about to loose my spam job~

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:54 am

Could anybody tell me a joke (verbal),I have to make an old Scotish man laugh.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:58 am

[QUOTE=Gunofgod]Could anybody tell me a joke (verbal),I have to make an old Scotish man laugh.[/QUOTE]
@GoG...its a little long...but amusing!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealers! I saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...! . The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900! ,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:58 am

Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married.

Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:58 am

The CIA (Central Intellegence Agency) are recruitting new members. Two men, and a woman make it to the final test.
They hand the first guy a gun, and tell him to shoot his wife, who is in the next room. He throws the gun away and runs out of the room.
The next guy takes the gun and walks into the room. 5 minutes later he comes out crying and saying "I couldnt do it"
The woman goes in, they hear a shot, and several loud bangs. She exits the room and says, "You guys put blanks in the gun, so I had to use the chair to kill him."

@ Juni; Im leaving the next one to rav.

The Factory will end on 2222

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:03 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]The Factory will end on 2222[/QUOTE]

*sigh*
well then.....

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:05 pm

Its Ok juni, if someone doesnt close it, they dont close it.

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:08 pm

Well to the death of fun...

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:09 pm

*Finally breaks down door of MAg's wine cellar, stuffing all he can into the Magical Bag of Holding*

*Brings up one bottle of Champagne*

*Pops cork, raises foaming bottle high into the air*

To Spam! To Friends! To Fun!

To the Spam Factory!

*Takes a long swig, passes to other spammers... Juni first of course*

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:12 pm

To Gamebanshee!!!

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:12 pm

*takes botle from Tony*

Right!
Viva La Spamination!

Cheers!

And may Chu never be able to get us evicted ever again! :mischief:

(jk)

*takes a long swig & passes on*

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:21 pm

Hell, I cant even destroy something right.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:38 pm

Hmm...what page are we on?

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:39 pm

[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Hmm...what page are we on?[/QUOTE]
2222

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:43 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]@Juni, I'm sorry, it must have been a slip of the tongue, I'd never willingly release chu on you...

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