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I hear they can do amazing things with surgery these days.Originally posted by Georgi
Those I can replace - I think you'll find certain parts of your anatomy will never be quite the same
@BS it's unlikely
You have already considered it, eh?Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I hear they can do amazing things with surgery these days.
Okay, I was framed.
With you around it'a always good to have a contingency plan.Originally posted by Georgi
You have already considered it, eh?
No you weren't
...there are OTHER things the Groin Grabber (tm) CAN do...Originally posted by Georgi
BTW@Mah you never mentioned that the Groin-Grabber(tm) had a light massage setting...
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You'll note she hasn't used it yet...Could it be, perhaps, that the advances aren't so unwanted after all? Hmm?
Originally posted by Maharlika
...but really, I made it especially for your protection from UNWANTED ADVANCES, remember?[color]
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You'll note she hasn't used it yet...Could it be, perhaps, that the advances aren't so unwanted after all? Hmm?
Why, that's terrible Georgi! *hug* Who would do a terrible thing like that?Originally posted by Georgi
Or could it be that someone stole the batteries?
Besides, I don't like to use violence unless it's absolutely necessay
I can't imagine.Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Why, that's terrible Georgi! *hug* Who would do a terrible thing like that?
Maybe you should try "Shiatsu" instead and see if that works.
You don't perchance have any spare batteries lying around? Somehow I feel you're not the best person to take advice from... Tell you what, I'll see if I can find the evil culprit responsible for that.Originally posted by Georgi
I can't imagine. You don't perchance have any spare batteries lying around?
LOL
Now that you mention it...No. That's ok, I already know who it wasOriginally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Tell you what, I'll see if I can find the evil culprit responsible for that. Now that you mention it...No.
I'm a great person to take advice from. Just not in this particular instance.
Really, that's not a battery in your pocket...? Well, that saves me a job at any rate.Originally posted by Georgi
That's ok, I already know who it was Really, that's not a battery in your pocket...?
Sure you are. Or in any other instance I care to imagine...
What were you doing with your hands in my pocket anyway. Not that I'm complaining, mind you... [/b]Oh, I wasn't anywhere near your pocket, it was (just barely) visible from where I'm standingOriginally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
What were you doing with your hands in my pocket anyway. Not that I'm complaining, mind you...
So glad you agree.I see the old imagination has chosen today to go on holiday. [/b]
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Guess you shouldn't have rummaged round in there in the first place, should you?Originally posted by Georgi
Oh, I wasn't anywhere near your pocket, it was (just barely) visible from where I'm standing
Trust me, there's nothing wrong with my imagination...
I wasn't, it must have been one of the lurkersOriginally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Guess you shouldn't have rummaged round in there in the first place, should you?
You should have a word with BS about keeping his people under control Though if you were looking for a female dominatrix, you might have more success... I happen to know of quite a prominent lurker who has a vested interest in those batteries...Somehow I doubt BS is responsible in this case.Originally posted by Georgi
I wasn't, it must have been one of the lurkers
@Beldin female slaves?!? We'll have none of that male oppressive behaviour on this forum! Though if you were looking for a female dominatrix, you might have more success...