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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:48 am
by JesterKing
oh a ferari.... this is tempting. can i join up for a few minuets, drive it around (or push it with my finger...) and then quit and give it back, and resume my activities as slayer of all false gods? hmmm... im in a crisis of faith.
@lorekeeper... how about i give you tales of my great acheivements... will that do as payback?
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:04 am
by Xandax
[QUOTE=CM]Morning. So you be newbie...i r elder....bow and worship me
[/QUOTE]
u r elder? .... oh boy ... dark days to come it seems
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:06 am
by LoreKeeper
Yes that would be acceptable for the time being. But it would be even better if you tried to do something less business impairing for a living.
*sigh* the life of a professional worshipper-by-call is not easy - maybe I should try something new instead.
I know! I'll start by selling all the (now useless) prayerbooks (for dead gods). Order your first copy of "Prayerbooks in Time" today!
Just call 1-800-PRAYNOW!
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:48 am
by JesterKing
oh geez.... wow. *looks over guiltily at bloodstained scimitar in the corner* i never thought of it that way... im sorry... it has to be rough. well you could sell them to a museum!
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:29 am
by Aegis
[QUOTE=JesterKing]i will not worship weasle.... weasle is just another vivec, they seem all great and tough but take an enchanted swort to their guts... just like anyone else. and as i am of the class 'god slayer' i defy the COMM!!! and at the same time wonder what kind of sports car....[/QUOTE]
Official Statement of Purpose by the Babylonian Gods: God's cannot bleed. Bring it.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:56 am
by LoreKeeper
@Jester That was a great idea. I was able to sell them as remains of the Great Library of Alexandria
@Aegis That might be true for Babylonian gods, but there are many others, don't you think?
@all Seems like I must quit for today (school's over), but
*in a terrible Austrian accent*
"I'll be back"
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:12 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=CM]Just worship me because i am CM
That is all, if you dont want worship weasel. The High COMM. The greatest SYMian alive. I worship the High COMM and am part of the Holy Order of the COMM. So it could be to your benefit. Plus we hand out sports cars like candy.[/QUOTE]
CM, dont get too upset...
After all, I rule the world. Keep watching kid!
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:20 am
by Maharlika
A COMM and run...
...*snatches a BBQ before leaving*...
...later guys, have to go to bed now.
@Fas: My dear COMMrade, you have never lost your touch. Keep that COMMunicating spirit.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:59 am
by Luis Antonio
Sweet dreams Mah.
So, wazzup DW?
Do I need to make more meat or shall I pass to french cuisine?
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:50 pm
by JesterKing
Aegis: Official Statement of Purpose by the Babylonian Gods: God's cannot bleed. Bring it.
im sorry, are you babylonian? many nasty things can happen at a barbeque... and who requires blood to die? *slips somehting into the food with lightning speed* have you had any french fries?
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:55 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]So, wazzup DW?
Do I need to make more meat or shall I pass to french cuisine?[/QUOTE]
Sorry, didn't see this until just now
You know.. something French would be great, though it should try to fit the theme of a BBQ at least a little bit...
Or we could just continue roasting certain individuals who shall remain nameless
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:14 pm
by JesterKing
just a heads up... i would rather not be roasted. i think its in my best interset not to be roasted. besides I am a stick figure.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:18 pm
by dragon wench
@Jester, lol!
I actually was not thinking of you
But I'm intrigued as to why you'd think so, you don't have a guilty conscience do you?
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:41 pm
by JesterKing
ummm....errr.... guilty concience? noooooooo... it was... just... so you know not to eat me. yes. thats it, i was just being nice so you didnt waste precios time on frying a guy who would taste absolutely norrible.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:48 pm
by Psi_RedEye22
All humans taste like pork. Just cast fire shield on yourself and you'll be fine (but eaten)
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:54 pm
by JesterKing
Its ok, they dont want to eat me anyways! so its all good. besides if i see dragon wench looking at me strangely, i will run away and hid inside my kiddy pool in the love shack.
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:21 pm
by Bloodstalker
*plays solotaire and drinks whiskey*
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:27 pm
by JesterKing
*looks sheepish* can i have... just a soda please. OH SOLITAIR!!!! can i play too?
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:30 pm
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=JesterKing]*looks sheepish* can i have... just a soda please. OH SOLITAIR!!!! can i play too?[/QUOTE]
Do not ask me for non alcoholic beverages while mocking my spelling.
I'm sure there should be some around here somewehre though
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:36 pm
by JesterKing
no i think you spelled it right... i am the one with poor spelling.