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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:47 am
by Ravager
@Rondoor, nice!
And it confirms my innocence.
Or at least provides more evidence to it. Yay!
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:51 am
by dj_venom
Well it's a military court, not a civil court.
So you are guilty until proven innocent buddy, and frankly, you're still guilty
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:55 am
by Ravager
Not of killing BUNN-AY though. :devil:
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:59 am
by dj_venom
Hey, if they could convince the world Saddam had WMDs, then I'm sure we can find you guilty
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:06 am
by Ravager
How many spin doctors do you have?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:07 am
by dj_venom
I have a Texan with a cowboy hat on, that's enough :laugh:
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:09 am
by Ravager
If he going to confound me with his accent and lack of credible power?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:10 am
by dj_venom
That and a bunch of mixed up clichés, followed by the saying "He tried to kill my Daddy"
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:03 am
by Fiona
Ravager tried to kill your daddy ? This gets worse and worse.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:14 am
by dj_venom
Fiona, why do you arrive at the worst moments. You did it in the Spam Factory to poor Sononara, and now you are doing it to me
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:16 am
by Fiona
*looks round wildly* What did I do? What did I do?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:18 am
by dj_venom
Awww when you do that you make me feel guilty :devil: now I have to get you a present don't I?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:23 am
by Fiona
*smells a rat* No, no! No need to feel guilty *suspects he can't spell it without help*
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:32 am
by dj_venom
And now I'm confused. What is it that I cannot spell?
And go on, take that present wrapped up with the pretty red bow. You can't resist a bow, can you?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:34 am
by Fiona
No, of course I can't. Thank you DJ.
I'll open it .....later
calls bomb disposal team
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:36 am
by dj_venom
Glad you enjoy it
doesn't know that I've bribed the bomb squad
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:46 am
by Fiona
*Bribed bomb team arrives* It's OK, Fiona, the package is perfectly safe. Look, we'll take it away over here and open it.
Fiona dons blast proof armour and gas mask
Kaboom
Bomb squad scattered over a wide area. Who would have thought you could bribe a bomb squad?
Fiona is very sad at the corruption and stupidity of the modern world :speech:
Reports incident to the HBI. DJ's in big trouble now
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 6:08 am
by dj_venom
*starts handing out bribes*
Money makes the world go round... let's hope I've got enough
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Btw, I like the purple flair to the bomb, it's not often you see that these days
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:25 am
by Fiona
I should have known better than to try to report attempted murder on a Sunday.
*Leaves note for tomorrow's day shift*
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:28 am
by Phreddie
Fiona I must thank you for all the bussiness you give me.
DJV, It is time we come up with a defense, follow me.
