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Chimaera182 wrote:Wish granted. Damnu starts making wishes, all of them involving Damnu's desire for a "relationship" with Rav, in various poses even action figures can't achieve.

I guess he's a contortionist now.

Hey, having played with a few action figures briefly before destroying them in horrible and unthinkable ways, I have found that they are very unflexible.

I wish I could wake up in the morning actually feeling awake and energized.

Your wish is granted, you wake up at 5am and stay awake for a long time before eventually going into a sleep deprivation-induced coma.

I wish the world was flat.

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]I wish I could wake up in the morning actually feeling awake and energized.[/QUOTE]

Granted. You fall into a deep, dreamless sleep. Your body has been so drained by sleepless nights that it retreats into itself and harbors you in a cocoon of subconsciousness. You drift in a black, empty web for eons. One morning at 6am, your body fully recouperated you wake up and are instantly alert. You bound out of bed only to find yourself in a white room with nothing but a bed and some wires attached to your body through a hole in the wall. You have slept so long that your body is no longer able to cope with the new strains of diseases and viruses that abound in the world. You have been kept alive by curious scientists but must now spend the rest of your life in this room with no contact from anyone... the first person you ever meet will kill you with the air they breathe.

EDIT: wish snipped since DN edited with a wish.

[QUOTE=Darzog]Granted. You fall into a deep, dreamless sleep. Your body has been so drained by sleepless nights that it retreats into itself and harbors you in a cocoon of subconsciousness. You drift in a black, empty web for eons. One morning at 6am, your body fully recouperated you wake up and are instantly alert. You bound out of bed only to find yourself in a white room with nothing but a bed and some wires attached to your body through a hole in the wall. You have slept so long that your body is no longer able to cope with the new strains of diseases and viruses that abound in the world. You have been kept alive by curious scientists but must now spend the rest of your life in this room with no contact from anyone... the first person you ever meet will kill you with the air they breathe.[/QUOTE]
No contact with humanity? Sounds like a dream to me.

I wish the world was flat.

Wish granted. Unfortunately for you, the monarchy of England, among other countries, disagree, and call you a heretic for ever spouting such lies. You are locked away for eternity with a large many who had been discharged from the army due to misconduct.

One night, you manage to escape through a tiny tunnel you found behind the stone wall, after chipping away the rock. You are recognized by several peasants, who immediately tie you up and set kindling at your feet.

Luckily for you, since the world is now flat, you start to drift away and die in the cold of space.

I wish the day had 48 hours.

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Wish granted. Unfortunately for you, the monarchy of England, among other countries, disagree, and call you a heretic for ever spouting such lies. You are locked away for eternity with a large many who had been discharged from the army due to misconduct.

One night, you manage to escape through a tiny tunnel you found behind the stone wall, after chipping away the rock. You are recognized by several peasants, who immediately tie you up and set kindling at your feet.

Luckily for you, since the world is now flat, you start to drift away and die in the cold of space.

I wish the day had 48 hours.[/QUOTE]Granted, hours consist as of now of 30 minutes.

I wish I had an idea for a wish.

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Wish granted.

Everyone becomes a vegetable, and so there is peace on earth.[/QUOTE]

Don't you mean peas on earth??

[QUOTE=Lestat]I wish I had an idea for a wish.[/QUOTE]

Granted. Your wishes become so plentiful that the proverbial genie decides to grace you with a visit and he grants you the customary three wishes. The only problem is that when the genie appears you have been over indulging in fine Belgian beer and are at an advanced state of inebriation. Your mind clouded by an alcoholic stupor, you request a bevy of nubile young women for the evening... the volume of beer you have drunk, however, prevents you from fully appreciating their charms and company

I wish that I didn't end up a weeping mess every time I chopped onions.

Granted! All recognisable features are removed from your face, leaving only the very basics.

Sure you look like a ghoul, but you no longer cry when you chop up onions.

I wish I was dead.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Granted. Your wishes become so plentiful that the proverbial genie decides to grace you with a visit and he grants you the customary three wishes. The only problem is that when the genie appears you have been over indulging in fine Belgian beer and are at an advanced state of inebriation. Your mind clouded by an alcoholic stupor, you request a bevy of nubile young women for the evening... the volume of beer you have drunk, however, prevents you from fully appreciating their charms and company

I wish that I didn't end up a weeping mess every time I chopped onions. [/QUOTE]Granted. A friendly genie comes along and plucks out your eyes & tearducts.

I wish I'd find an interesting job with long term perspectives.

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]I wish I was dead.[/QUOTE]
You die. Game Over. 0 Continues.

[QUOTE=Lestat]I wish I'd find an interesting job with long term perspectives.[/QUOTE]
Granted your now into......"marketing"..all you have to do now is find a corner

I wish Hill was back

Your wish is granted! Hill comes back, but he is no longer the person you once knew, and is cruel and spiteful. You can no longer bear to see his posts anymore, so you block him.

I wish I could remember when things happened, instead of only having a vague idea of what happened when in the last week.

Granted: you remember when everything happened. Also when you swatted that fly, and the 1000 flies before that. Your brain is flooded with useless information, you can't cope with the overload and you become insane.

I wish I had no need for sleep.

[QUOTE=Lestat]
I wish I had no need for sleep.[/QUOTE]

Granted. Neither you nor anybody else needs any sleep at all. Unfortunately this means that dreams and artistic endeavour are unknown and the planet is entirely utilitarian for ever

I wish I could play the fiddle

[QUOTE=Fiona]Granted. Neither you nor anybody else needs any sleep at all. [/QUOTE]

Then he would be living in Morrowind!

Granted. You are able to play the fiddle, which comes in handy when your home is repossessed, and you have to play music at a street-corner to make a living.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much today.

Granted, prepare to worship St. John for the next 8 or 9 hours.

I wish I didn't have to waste a perfectly good day cleaning.

Granted, you have not eaten anything today - or yesterday, or the day before that, or the day before that....

Granted, you no longer have to waste a day cleaning - now you have to waste your whole life cleaning for charity.

I wish I could see into the near future.

Granted but your intellect and lack of persepual depth dwarfs your own capacity for retention and you fall into a dream entranced phase for the rest of your life.

I wish for a good kiss from a special girl.

Granted. Rav's in back, putting on the dress and lipstick.

I wish MTV hadn't cancelled Daria.