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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:36 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=jopperm2]I was just looking for pics of hot librarians, and I found a ton. Do a google image search for hot librarian, sexy librarian, or something like that. I think it's the glasses. The Music Man did it for me. Marion the Librarian was way hot.[/QUOTE]

I GOT a sexy librarian. Well...maybe not anymore...maybe I should go drink early. I'm not liking the way that thought is leading...

Dammit, now there's strawberry juice all over my sheets! :eek: :o No...no...I was packing on my bed for the party and the package cracked while it was in the freezer...pervs....

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:38 am
by Locke Da'averan
[QUOTE=jopperm2]Hey! You're supposed to be offline! :D [/QUOTE]

well i am, that's why i only write one line replies.. :p

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:00 am
by jopperm2
You gotta get a pic of her on here especially if she's in full librarian gear. :D

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:03 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=jopperm2]You gotta get a pic of her on here especially if she's in full librarian gear. :D [/QUOTE]

Ha, she's like I am with pictures, doesn't do them. The only reason that one was taken of me recently was because I was completely wasted and giggly at the time and posing for a stunt. :o

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:03 am
by CM
[QUOTE=jopperm2]You gotta get a pic of her on here especially if she's in full librarian gear. :D [/QUOTE]

That is just so wrong i don't know what to say :p

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:06 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=CM]That is just so wrong i don't know what to say :p [/QUOTE]

No, wrong is what went on with me and her at work. Wrong is what she does in the basement thinking of me at work. :p

Oh I'm a moron for last friday.... :mad:

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:08 am
by CM
[QUOTE=Magrus]No, wrong is what went on with me and her at work. Wrong is what she does in the basement thinking of me at work. :p

Oh I'm a moron for last friday.... :mad: [/QUOTE]

Details details :p Hey dude its over and done with. Don't fret over it anymore. The time to worry is gone. Now implement a game plan to make her feel better. :)

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:18 am
by jopperm2
Proactivity is your Response Ability! :D

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:20 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=CM]Details details :p Hey dude its over and done with. Don't fret over it anymore. The time to worry is gone. Now implement a game plan to make her feel better. :) [/QUOTE]

She needs space and time to work everything through in her head and know how she feels at the moment.

Details? Thats the most basic, toned down thing I could say there I think. If you want details... :eek:

My friends on her way...I'll be gone for some time, a few days unless she lets me on her comp while she's working monday.

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:44 am
by Demortis
well mag, remember the lessons of this place and all should go over smoothly

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:12 pm
by Erenor
[QUOTE=Demortis]well mag, remember the lessons of this place and all should go over smoothly[/QUOTE]

Too many conflicting lessons, unfortunately. Lots of opinions. And does anyone know what they meant by "full librarian gear"? I've got to hear what that's all about.

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:14 pm
by Foomanshoe
I want to join too!

I would like to put in an application

1. Yes
2. Couple times a week.
3. Double 18 year Glenfiddich on the rocks
4. No, not perverted. There is alot wrong with me.
5. Im open to new experiances.
6. I dunno, maybe.
7. I dont remember, was drunk at the time.
8. I am a smurf. Does that mean i cant join? DAMN YOU BLUE SKIN!!!
9. Willing?! I already am!
10. Yes
11. Im fine with corrupting children, as long as we get to sacrifice a few of them afterward.
12. I am applying because i have asperations of global domination, but currently lack the funds to begin construction on my doomday device. I call it my DOOM DUCK! Cause its shaped like a giant SKULL!

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:23 pm
by Erenor
[QUOTE=Foomanshoe]I would like to put in an application

1. Yes
2. Couple times a week.
3. Double 18 year Glenfiddich on the rocks
4. No, not perverted. There is alot wrong with me.
5. Im open to new experiances.
6. I dunno, maybe.
7. I dont remember, was drunk at the time.
8. I am a smurf. Does that mean i cant join? DAMN YOU BLUE SKIN!!!
9. Willing?! I already am!
10. Yes
11. Im fine with corrupting children, as long as we get to sacrifice a few of them afterward.
12. I am applying because i have asperations of global domination, but currently lack the funds to begin construction on my doomday device. I call it my DOOM DUCK! Cause its shaped like a giant SKULL![/QUOTE]

You're a smurf? Uh oh! Looks like something interesting has occurred. Magrus is going to have to decide on this one. We've been having a war with your kind as of late.

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:39 pm
by jopperm2
Full librarian gear is the little flippy up hair-do, small rectangular glasses, and gray suit with short skirt.

Edit: Perfectlly accented by chewind on a yellow No. 2 pencil. ;)

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:49 pm
by Demortis
hummmm. a tratior in there mists. sounds tempting, mag im sure there are someways to make sure he wont betray us. if ya want all take care of it

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:51 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=jopperm2]Full librarian gear is the little flippy up hair-do, small rectangular glasses, and gray suit with short skirt.

Edit: Perfectlly accented by chewind on a yellow No. 2 pencil. ;) [/QUOTE]

You don't waste good biting on a pencil! Thats evil! :eek:

Her hair is FAR too long to do a hairdo like that, it goes down to her waist. Has the glasses, but doesn't do skirts except to tease me. :p

A smurf would be fine if he's up for being a spy among the smurf world. We'll take your smurf-hood for betraying us though, feed it to the bartenders. :D

Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:15 pm
by Denethorn
1. Damn straight
2. As often as socially acceptable/As often as possible
3. Beer
4. Most definately
5. As long as said problem is not chronic mastu... ahem
6. When was I not dropped on my head as a child.
7. Last Friday actually :D
8. An army is fueled by beer. Provide this, and you are my liege.
9. Absolutely.
10. Such opposition can be rectified with rampant consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
11. Inevitable. The essential rite of passage in childhood is the path to perversion, corruption, debauchery and dominant alcoholism.
12. To attempt re-educate and rehabilitate the suffering and uncared for patrons in society....
...actually I just like the prospect of debauchery and alcoholism with pervision thrown in, mixed up into a coctail of world domination through corruption. HUZZAH!

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:46 am
by jopperm2
[QUOTE=Magrus]You don't waste good biting on a pencil! Thats evil! :eek:

Her hair is FAR too long to do a hairdo like that, it goes down to her waist. Has the glasses, but doesn't do skirts except to tease me. :p

A smurf would be fine if he's up for being a spy among the smurf world. We'll take your smurf-hood for betraying us though, feed it to the bartenders. :D [/QUOTE]


She could do an up-do with that length of hair, with the right tools. No skirts?? What a shame.. :( ;) :D

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:22 am
by Locke Da'averan
how about you take a pic of her while she's asleep without a flash so she doesn't know that you've taken a pic of her :D :D that way you're home free and she will never know :p

i'm bored, and i had to return the books that i need to study for the exams to the library and now i'm officially out of doing.. hmm..

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:26 pm
by Demortis
yes double agents are very useful. if the enemy finds out they can terminate them, and we dont have to raise a finger. so im up for it