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@Weasel: ROFL

@Waverly: You should share the pictures with him.

Originally posted by Waverly:
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Kind of reminds me of Polythene Pam

So do you both see this imp? Why sit on you alter ego's bust? Before and after pics would be helpful

Questions, questions. This is fascinating. </STRONG>

Question for you- who is polythene Pam?

We both see the imp. He is not a pretty sight. He is pantless and has the top part of a Marine's uniform on. We wouldn't sit on him. Ever.

Doc- may we remind you that yours is a Doctor's office and not a porn producing outfit. You would do well to remember that. So as for pics, we really don't think so.

Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>we really don't think so. </STRONG>

Consensus? I didn't hear Si Vix object OK, there is obviously significance to the fact that your 'imp' is pantless. Do the two of you have to share him?

I'm going to put together a questionare... but I may not get it done today. You two just sit tight on the couch

@weaseal: LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I applaud Vix (or was it Si Vix) for being forthcoming on the topic of her personality split – actually I will christen this particular type of a disorder with the term Personality Cleavage . Obviously the young lass still has some issues, however, which the following questionnaire is designed to help get to the bottom of. Taking possession of pantless imps and sitting on your alter ego are just not hallmarks of mental health. Note that I have two similar sets of questions, as I think I can learn much by comparing answers from the two identities.

Questions for Vix:
1) Does this imp have a name? If he is in your control why not order him to put some pants on or command him to wear a kilt?
2) I am pleased you declined the photos, a definite sign of assertiveness. Do you think Si Vix feels the same way?
3) Why exactly do you sit upon you alter ego? I’m not talking about your explanation that it’s more comfortable.
4) What types of things does this imp do for you?
5) Do you and your alter ego get along well?
6) Who would you rather go on a date with: Grunboy and two of his marine buddies completely drunk and lacking pants or Darkpoet on crack and dressed as Tinkerbell? Why?
7) On a dare would you be more likely to streak naked through center court at Wimbledon or do aerobics on broken glass? Why?
8) Upon completing this questionnaire, I feel: a) Waverly is a sick person b) dirty and icky c) like I am getting well.

Questions for Si Vix:
1) I have heard Vix talking about a pantless imp, do you see him as well?
2) Vix said no photos I think you will better understand how necessary they are…I’m prepared to offer Mardi Gras bead
3) Why do you allow Vix to sit on you? Why don’t you tell her to quit the dominance routine?
4) Ever get ‘familiar’ with the imp?
5) Ever make out with your alter ego?
6) Who would you rather go on a date with: Weasel with his head swollen to 4 times normal size or Flagg with 8 pairs of hands and hair all over his body? Why?
7) On a dare would you be more likely to eat a boxful of crickets or give Ubik a sponge bath? Why?
8) Upon completing this questionnaire, I feel: a) oppressed by Vixen b) horny for mini-grunt c) like I am getting well.

I will await your answers Vixens…
Oh nearly forgot...Poythene Pam from the Beatles Abby Road:

Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah yeah yeah.

Vix:

1) Yes the imp has a name. Doesn't answer to it though. Well at least he doesn't when Icall him.
2)Don't know don't care don't do pix.
3) Because then nobody can see her. And I like it like that. And Silicone makes fab cushions.
4) See above.
5) What do you think?
6) GB and the marines. He might actually do something I want him to then, if we're out on a date.
7) Wimbledon. I like tennis.
8) Waverly is sick. But I think everyone knows that anyway.

I will rouse SiVix from her silicone slumber and get her to answer her Qs shortly.

SiVix:

1) Yes I see him. And he does nice things for me.
2) OK:- That do you?
3) Because I like domination.
4)I know him quite well, yes.
5) Why. Would it get you going?
6) Weasel. Fur is so much more preferable to hair.
7)Ubik and his sponge bath. Crickets don't taste so good.
8) I feel like I am getting well and strong. RAAAAH!!!

*Vix goes flying across room as SiVix throws her off.....*

REFERRAL

Dear doc Waverly,

I'm writing on the behalf of one of my patients, a young man named Craig. Please take care of him, he is in a great need of assessment, examination and treatment. At he moment, he is slowly transforming into a platypus , and he also suffers from Pokemon abuse and some unusual language deficiency . Accept him as your patient, or a million carnivore nematodes will eat your kidneys.

OMG. I can’t believe I left my patient(s) on the couch for this long. Well I have analyzed the responses I got from the Vixens and have a good understanding of what makes them tick. Here’s what I know:
- There are two distinct personalities at work, I cannot find evidence of others at present. Vixen is the dominant personality, though she is the more demure of the two. SiVix, the more gregarious personality, ‘resides’ in an upscale flat in the host body’s left breast. Look closely- you will see that it is slightly larger.
- SiVix split from the dominant personality, as so often is the case, during a moment of extreme trauma. Specifically, this occurred when traffic caused Vixen to miss a lingerie sale a Harod’s.
- As a result, SiVix doesn’t wear underwear
- Unbeknownst to Vixen, SiVix has a job at bartending at Hooters 3 nights a week. Vix just thinks that pixies put extra money in her wallet on occasion.
- <The following bullet point is in pencil, and looks to be the doctor’s personal annotations and not part of the report proper> Ideally one should use suggestive comments to trigger SiVix before asking the patient to have a drink she always says yes, then trigger Vix for pleasant conversation, after several drinks re-trigger SiVix she always says yes

Err. Um. Disregard that last bit, that’s a research project you don’t need to know about.

No it looks like our dearly missed CE has requested I look in on Craig. Come in young man. No liquor for you, by god… care for a beer?

"Doc. you want me to put this skeleton, in the closet with the other ones? Why can't this guy take care of his appointment. Oh great, here is another in the bathroom."

Why there are so many skeltons in this surgery?

Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>Why there are so many skeltons in this surgery? </STRONG>

I have no idea. DP keeps bringing them over

Not getting to his appointments, they all died waiting for him.

@DP: I didn't realise the Doc sees people with so severe injury or illness. I thoght he is more psychiatrist kind of doctor (I cannot well explain in English)...

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>OMG. I can’t believe I left my patient(s) on the couch for this long. - As a result, SiVix doesn’t wear underwear </STRONG>

OMG- I can't believe you knew this...

Perhaps thats why you left us on the couch for so long...

LOL vixen. Hope you didn't catch a cold.

Originally posted by vixen:
<STRONG>Perhaps thats why you left us on the couch for so long... </STRONG>

Girls without underwear always recieve free unlimitted consults..
I just hope she isn't stuck to the leather sofa

As for what kind of doctor I am: my diplma says- "Indeterminate Specialization"

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Girls without underwear always recieve free unlimitted consults..
I just hope she isn't stuck to the leather sofa

As for what kind of doctor I am: my diplma says- "Indeterminate Specialization" </STRONG>

Not much of surprise, then.

Ohhh, I just cleaned that sofa.