The Old Banshee

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 2:29 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
You forgot the manical laughter!

MUAHAHAHAHA !

No worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 11:59 pm

the actions of Eerhardt

** wakes up at the bottom of a huge pint for the 7th time **
Hey, Beldin, watch out for Frogus: he's trying to get us villains to expose our evil plans...

** starts preparing a mug of coffee before Beldin wakes up

**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 1:27 am

Beldin:

**wakes up to the sound of Eerhardts ranting**

Not zoo worry me friend. Zey vill never get uz alieve !

**starts the day with some irish coffee**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 1:37 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** drinks his mug of special coffee brew ** Aaah, that's the ticket... Sorry 'bout the ranting, mate, wasn't quite awake yet ** takes a sip from the hottub ** Hmm... maybe we should amp up the E.S.S. some more ** adds more ingredients and flips the switch ** Say, haven't seen AN around for a while... do you suppose he's still coping with sober life

?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 2:18 am

Since AN is not here I would say he DOESN'T cope with sober life...

**takes the first pint'o'shine for the day**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 2:28 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Point well taken

** finishes his mug and switches to an Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktail ** We're almost out of E.C.h.C., I see ** prepares a new series of E.C.h.C. and lines them up on the bar ** I guess that radioactive stuff resulted in AN's being permanently KNURD. Do you think there's a way to reverse the process? Perhaps mixing the E.C.h.C., E.S.S. and the special Columbian coffee brew? ** starts experimenting on a new drink for instant intoxication in the Rolling Thunder's TM secret laboratory - occasionally, puffs of smoke appear and bolts of lightning shoot out from inside the truck **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 2:32 am

Beldin:

**finishes his pint and earthes the frame of the truck to prevent sudden combustion**

**takes the first E.C.H.C. from the bar**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 2:55 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** suddenly there is a bright flash of light - Eerhardt steps out of the truck with his hair on end ** Eureka! I've found the ultimate mix: the Massive Chug C0cktail (or MC²)

. Too bad we can't test it on AN. Ah, hell, here goes nothing... ** takes a drink from the MC² and is instantly intoxicated to the effect of a horse-sized pint of shine ** Waaaahoooo! Beldin you gotza try zome of dizz sschtuff mate... ** hands Beldin the MC² and falls over in a drunken stupor **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 3:06 am

Beldin:

**carefully takes the MC² form Eerhardts limp hands and drinks some**

Great Waaaahooonie ! Zaaaats somme ppopopotent stuff...**burps some smoke** TIMBER !

**takes another drink and slowly topples over like a felled tree, the spilled MC² leaving some *very* corrosive stains on the floorboards**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 5:47 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** slowly regains conscience and gets back up ** Wow, radical! ** to his astonishment, Eerhardt has now gained infravision and sees his surroundings in this new light ** Hello, whaz dizz?! ** Eerhardt notices the stains of MC², which radiate in the darkened room, and picks up the cup with the remaining Massive Chug C0cktail, which was lying next to Beldin ** Beldin, mate, get up, you gotza sheck dizz out! No need for blacklightz any more...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:43 am

Beldin:

**slowly comes around**
Hey Eerhardt - what exactly did you put into this stuff ? And can you reproduce it with X-Ray vision ? I've always wondered how it would be to see through...ahem...anything...

**takes a glass of E.S.S. and drinks dreamily**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 6:56 am

the actions of Eerhardt

OOOOooooh, you're a smart one (he, he, he

)... Well, currently the formula is:
[size=0]E.S.S. + E.C.h.C. + C.C.B. = MC²[/size]
I suppose I'll need to add another ingredient to toggle X-ray vision... ** returns to the Rolling Thunder's TM secret laboratory

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CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 23, 2002 7:56 am

Give me a hot cup of tea bar keep and make it strong!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:32 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** suddenly there is a loud explosion and Eerhardt is blown out of the Rolling Thunder still holding his new mixture in his hands. Fortunately, the bar stops his flight ** BANG! - Ugh,... I mean "Eureka: I've found it"! All it needed was some gelatin. Now for a test subject... Ah, Fas, care to try the improved MC²?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:38 am

Beldin:

**takes the jar from Eerhardt and takes drink**
Gimme !

Wowseroonie ! Youuuu havavava topped youselfff Earhardie....

**slumps down on the floor for the second time this day**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:43 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** picks up the jar ** Hmmm, sheems like there are no zide-effectshh we didn't know about already... fingers crosschd on the X-ray visschion ** pours CM a cup of tea ** spiked with MC², of course

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 9:18 am

the actions of Eerhardt

I shall have to test the substansh on myself as well - in the name of science, of course - ** puts some pillows on the floor, takes a drink from the improved MC² and falls over... forward, so he misses the pillows and hits the wooden boards. Luckily, the MC² has knocked out his entire nerve system and Eerhardt doesn't feel a thing **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:13 am

Beldin:

**wakes up with a blinding headache, gets up, looks around**

Hey Eerhardt, could you make some coffee....?

And the X-Ray potion didn't work yet....I would say we'll have to start experimenting...

**sits down and holds his head**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:22 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** slowly gets back on his feet, kicks away the pillows and prepares the Columbian Coffee Brew ** Coffee sounds like a great idea - here you go, mate ** hands Beldin a mug of C.C.B. and takes a sip from his own mug as well ** Any ideas on ingredients for the MC² that could toggle X-ray vision? And Fas, how's the tea - is it strong enough?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 8:33 am

Beldin:

**after finishing his coffee Beldin takes some quick E.C.H.C. s and heads for his cabin in Rolling Thunders (tm) trailer to get some sleep in a comfortable position for a change**

See y'all later...I have to catch up some...

**locks the door to his cabin behind him and shortly after begins to snore**