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The smurfs are coming for you tommorrow in your sleep! Oh no!

muhahahaha, that i already have a plan for

Boom!!! All Smurfs Are Belonging To Mmmeeee!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

no smurfs die thats all there is to

[QUOTE=Demortis]no smurfs die thats all there is to[/QUOTE]

Our spies have unearthed a new Smurf stronghold. Papa Smurf has apparently given up the ghost and a newer, younger smurf or smurfette has taken up the reigns. This new smurf has big ideas and our scouts report that he/she is expanding smurflike activites worldwide. We must stop this expansion now and cut the smurfs down at their source!

well.. i guess if we walk foomanshoe right in the middle of the stronghold with A bomb and he'll take one for the team, that takes care of that stronghold?

argh i'm getting drunk.. i'm nervous i'm starting to like too much getting drunk...

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]well.. i guess if we walk foomanshoe right in the middle of the stronghold with A bomb and he'll take one for the team, that takes care of that stronghold?

argh i'm getting drunk.. i'm nervous i'm starting to like too much getting drunk... [/QUOTE]

I like this bomb plan. Oh, and lots of people like getting drunk, Locke.

[QUOTE=Denethorn]1. Damn straight
2. As often as socially acceptable/As often as possible
3. Beer
4. Most definately
5. As long as said problem is not chronic mastu... ahem
6. When was I not dropped on my head as a child.
7. Last Friday actually
8. An army is fueled by beer. Provide this, and you are my liege.
9. Absolutely.
10. Such opposition can be rectified with rampant consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
11. Inevitable. The essential rite of passage in childhood is the path to perversion, corruption, debauchery and dominant alcoholism.
12. To attempt re-educate and rehabilitate the suffering and uncared for patrons in society....
...actually I just like the prospect of debauchery and alcoholism with pervision thrown in, mixed up into a coctail of world domination through corruption. HUZZAH![/QUOTE]

Mmmm...fresh recruits. Beer it is for you.

Sorry, I'm burnt and drunk and my friends just went to bed and BORED! Day 4 of partying and I'm still ready to go but everyone wussed out!

I like the prospect of debauchery and perversion with booze and ladies personally far more than world domination. However, if I owned the world, that could lead to all sorts of fun...such a quandry...

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]argh i'm getting drunk.. i'm nervous i'm starting to like too much getting drunk...[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, I love getting drunk. I just heard from my younger brother last night the comment he got from my mother about me after I visited them for my birthday last month. Apparently, I went over reeking of booze and reminded her of my father. Yay. I don't do so all the time, just moreso lately with the whole totally ruining my relationship deal and my sitaution with life in general. Oh, was my friend glad to hear THAT one this morning.

I've kept her and my brother drunk since saturday though. We went through, the three of us, a 1/2 gallon of vodka, and 1 gallon of rum, and like 3 cases of beer, and other such things. So much fun...no, drinking for fun isn't anything to worry about except with your budget. SOOO expensive...

[QUOTE=Magrus]So much fun...no, drinking for fun isn't anything to worry about except with your budget. SOOO expensive... [/QUOTE]

Probably the only bad thing about loving alcohol so much and having a high tolerance is that it is so expensive to get drunk! The little ladies that can spend $5 and get drunk off a drink or two right away, while the rest of us spend a heck of a lot more and it takes forever to get past a simple buzz!

[QUOTE=Erenor]Probably the only bad thing about loving alcohol so much and having a high tolerance is that it is so expensive to get drunk! The little ladies that can spend $5 and get drunk off a drink or two right away, while the rest of us spend a heck of a lot more and it takes forever to get past a simple buzz![/QUOTE]

i have a friend. it's called. the boris jeltzin 3L vodkabox. i don't need much of that to get wasted and there's aplenty of it in one case.

ok 1) ill pack the lil blighter with so much explosives we wont have to worry about the smurf invasion.

2) i want booze so bad right now. but i have to study for tests, and make sure everyone thinks im still a bad ass. god this blows

I've never done homework drunk. I imagine it would be far worse than when I worked drunk at that gas station.

I slacked off, so as time is short before everyone gets here, and party number 7 kicks off...Lesson of the week:

Never, ever allow cameras into parties that last for a week. The resulting footage of you getting drunk for days on end is frightening.

They caught me dancing with my little friend in her PJ's.

ok no camras for weeklong drinking binge. got it.

but my offer to use as much explosives to elimanate the smurf army still stands. or do we want smurf heads on pikes infront of the collage?

[QUOTE=Demortis]ok no camras for weeklong drinking binge. got it.

but my offer to use as much explosives to elimanate the smurf army still stands. or do we want smurf heads on pikes infront of the collage?[/QUOTE]

Ooh, we need the skulls. They'd make great shooter glasses if we filled the eyes.

I mean, yeah, go easy on the explosives. Light explosives, liberal hack and slash of smurf bodies.

hum.. i think i can make a shreader mine. would have to set them on walls, about neck height. bodies are shreaded and the heads should remain entack.
but we need a few vic... i mean test subjects, before i accually make them full scale. ya know?

[QUOTE=Demortis]hum.. i think i can make a shreader mine. would have to set them on walls, about neck height. bodies are shreaded and the heads should remain entack.
but we need a few vic... i mean test subjects, before i accually make them full scale. ya know?[/QUOTE]

Oh, indeed. We should capture a few and let them believe they may make it to safety and test it on them.

*konck knock*

Hello people, what's going on?

[QUOTE=Brynn]*konck knock*

Hello people, what's going on? [/QUOTE]

I'm attempting to get to sleep before I have to be up in 4 hours to watch a baby. I've been taking care of my sick friend all night, soooo chances are I'll be sick too tomorrow, with the baby.

How is it you girls can still look cute when your miserable and sick? It's just not fair.

That's what we get in return for pregnancy and periods, you know

[QUOTE=Brynn]That's what we get in return for pregnancy and periods, you know [/QUOTE]

Well, that's certainly a price to pay for it. I dunno, my friend still looked adorable sick and having just thrown up. It's crazy and doesn't make sense. I look wretched for days when I'm sick and she doesn't.