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8: Do you have any condoms

[QUOTE=Sononara]8: Do you have any condoms[/QUOTE]
That...that is just nasty.

7. Does Santa really exist? (He does I'm telling you )

6. Mommy, who is that man? (referring to your father)

5: mom, are you pregnant?(when she's not)

LOL guys.

#4. I see you finally dyed your hair. (I know to never do THAT again )

#3. When do I get the car?

#2. Mom, I think it is time that you moved out.

Nice Hill.

#1. Really good meatbrick- ... er... meatloaf, mum.

Someone else pick the next one.

Top ten reasons not to get married.

@OS:

10. To keep your options open with the best man
9. You'll eat too much cake and put on weight

8. To manitain freedom (and not be nagged so much).

7. He sold the carpets for gambling money while you were living together

6. kids

#5. Money drain.

4. The hot sister (makes it more ocmlicated when on marries a hot persons nto as hot sister)
3. The hot mother (sometimes!, for same reason as above)
2. They are really annoying but great... in other ways. (the woman is really annoying but your dating for aesthetic reasons)

There you go Hill, i edited it to make you feel more at ease, if you ever read back to see this that is...

Phreddie, I can not possibly see what your three sentences have with the topic at hand.

Whatever: #1. The possibilities are no longer endless.

Top ten reasons for advil.

What is advil

A type of painkiller I do not use. I use Moltrin, or in emergencies, Tylenol.

10 Metal

So we can say good reasons for using painkillers?

9. Pneumatic drills
8. Fireworks

7. Listening to rap for an hour
6. Little dogs barking