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Wish granted, At your interviews you never freeze up. However a side effect is that all of your good job skills somehow disappear. Granted you can talk easily to them, but with nothing good to say about yourself, why bother.

I wish I could skip work and still get paid.

Through a freak accident involving a cup of coffee, a computer and an office chair; you irrevoccably manage to snap your back like a twig. You are able to stay at home and live comfortably on government and insurance handouts but it's not like you have much of an option in that.

I wish I wasn't affected by hayfever.

wish granted, but due to being cured, you are immune to all disease, and everyone knows. scientists kidnap you and run tests on you to try to develop a super cure to all diseases.

I wish i could hear and understand thoughts of other people.

Granted, but after hearing the deepest thoughts of people, you are driven insane by the amount of odd thoughts people in Minesota have and end up watching barney until you are carted off to an asylum.

I wish I had a supply of pickled herring that never spoiled and couldent be spiked.

granted, too bad you became deadly allergic to even touching it and became a massive growth of hives in a cemetery...

I wish I was in a well-known punk rock band!

Granted. You are a part of a famous punk band. You put out one album, have an insane amount of 14 year old groupies, and then are forgotten by all but 3 people 4 months after your debut.

I wish I umm. Oh! I wish I could torment people for being stupid without getting arrested for it.

You are transformed into a mime. You take particular pleasure in chasing people down the street when they're not looking, only freeze when they do turn around.

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I wish to be able to sleep for as long as I want, while still having a full day's worth of time.

granted, you can sleep as long as you want, and still have a days worth of time, but you lost your life to GB and had nothing else to do with your time...

i wish i could be a level 70 on WoW just to make fun of all the level 60s cause they cant get any higher

Due to some sort of glitch your character now displays level 70 in your stats table. For a few days you have the benefits of bragging rights until Blizzard suspends your account (until further notice) on suspicon of invalid modification.

To think you still need to pay subscription fees too.

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I wish that Sean would get a wish granted, provided it didn't affect me in any way.

you know, i waited all day for someone else to post in here so i didnt look like a GB addict but no one posted after you...so ya anyways...your wish is granted, but everyone suddenly becomes richer than you and you dont notice so you live for the rest of your life thinking youre rich when youre actually not(it wont affect you cause well, you dont know about it...) thanks for the free wish tho

i wish all the NPC's on elder scrolls 3 would just randomly die so i didnt have to make my own quest to do it...

Due to an odd glitch, all the NPC's were found dead the next time you start up the Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind. However, this glitch made the game unstable and eventually crash back to the desktop.

I wish I can drive a Sherman tank so that I can show that I'm not someone to mess with whenever I'm driving. :laugh:

Granted, but someone obstructs the barrel so it blows up when you fire it, landing you in a six foot hole in the ground.

I wish I had a copy of fable 2.

Granted. A work-in-progress copy of Fable 2 vanished from Lionhead Studios' premises, causing a furore among the development team. Upon learning that you got hold of it, law enforcement officers stormed your house and you are arrested for illegal possession of the game.

I wish I had a bullet-proof vest.

Unfortunatly you failed to realize two things. #1 bullet proof vests are illegal and #2 that a series a bank robberies were commited near you with the criminals being decked out in bullet proof vests. You are aressted and spend the rest of your life in jail as a prisoner's plaything :speech::laugh:


I wish i was God

Granted. Unfortunately, what good is it being a god when no one worships you? Statistics continue to slide out of your favor as more and more humans become non-believers, until one day you are left without a shrine built in your honor. You go and pack your things, abandoning your once pitiful creation, when Satan returns and offers you a chance to redeem yourself: reinstate him as chief archangel and he will prove to mankind that you exist. You agree, and Lucifer--the light-bringer--is once more an archangel of High Heaven. With his returned status, he raises his forces from Hell, who scorch the earth, wiping out every living thing on the planet, and they rise up and invade Heaven as Lucifer has unlocked the gates. You and your angels are quickly overrun, and exiled for eternity to the fiery pits of Hell.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of alcohol.

granted, but you never specified what kind of alcohol...only an amount...you got an unlimited supply of this beer we sell at the grocery store i work at, that says it has "less than 0.5% alcohol" in it so ya, have fun getting drunk

i wish i was a vampire that was accepted into normal life...(like as in not being an outcast to everyone or being staked)

Ooh, evil. I like that.

Granted. You are accepted into normal life, but because people invariably invite you to lunch dates with them--at times which are inconvenient to you for obvious reasons--you cannot attend. This makes your new-found friends think you are rude and do not like them, and they shun you. Any future friends you make will henceforth see you as rude because you refuse to meet them at times which would be more convenient for them. You live an eternity alone, scouring dark alleys for blood but lacking any form of acceptance.

I wish I had eleventy billion dollars. -pinky to mouth-

i really wasnt going to post again til some more people did...but i had to...lol
ok ya, granted, but eleventy billion dollars isnt an actual amount so they made a new coin called the eleventy billion dollar which is actually only worth 1 dollar divide by 11 billion which is...*pulls out calculator from accesories folder* which is 9.090909090909...umm ya...it keeps going...wait, does that make sense? either way, its not worth much and you cant use it because its a fraction of a penny and therefore you cannot get change hehe

i wish i could jump through any kind of wall, but only when i wanted to...

Granted. You now have the jumping abilities of Mario and Luigi. You can jump over almost any wall that you encounter. However, you jumped over a very high wall and broke both your legs. You had to go to the hospital as a result of this. To this day, you are wheelchair bound until you can walk again.

I wish I had a better handphone.

Granted, but your handphone is one of the few that have a problem with exploding, it explodes burning your ear off and causing you to go deaf.

I wish my sever had over 4 terabytes of storage.