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Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Are you trying to tell me they wasn't friends? :p </STRONG>
Not that there's anything wrong with that :D :D :D
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You remember a David Hasslehoff TV show that guys watched for the car not the girls.

You were alive before Jan-Michael Vincent went to rehab.

You bought a mini-van because of its safety and practicality.

You saw the young, good-looking Elvis in person, not the fat, drug-using, sequined Elvis.

The first time you watched Star Wars you were too young to notice that Princess Leia wasn't wearing a bra.

Baseball was fun to watch and going to a game was quality time with your folks.

You cuss at the kids who leave bags of flaming dog crap on your doorstep at Halloween.

Each of the Big Three automakers was still owned by Americans, and built all of their cars in the United States.

All of the neighbour's kids need to get a haircut, tuck their shirts in, and pull their jeans up so you don't have to look at their boxer shorts.

Saturday morning cartoons were stand-alone products, not half-hour advertisements for toys . . . plus, they made you appreciate classical music.

You saw the middle linebacker for the greatest defense to ever take the field play without his front teeth.
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You know your old when you can't see over the steering wheel

When you start telling stories, when I was your age I walked through five miles through sleet and snow(no joke my dad told me that)

When you think fiber is the best thing alive

When you think that "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercial isn't so funny any more.
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Post by Happy Evil »

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
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You saw the middle linebacker for the greatest defense to ever take the field play without his front teeth.
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Hmmm...Bob Lily didnt have his front teeth? :p
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Originally posted by Happy Evil:
<STRONG>Hmmm...Bob Lily didnt have his front teeth? :p </STRONG>
Nice try, Happy Evil . . .

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Post by nael »

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
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You saw the young, good-looking Elvis in person, not the fat, drug-using, sequined Elvis.
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you saw elvis at all...
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Originally posted by nael:
<STRONG>you saw elvis at all...</STRONG>
Last I heard he was working on a road crew digging drainage ditches in Des Moines . . .
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you eat prunes insted of raisens :(

you buy denture cleaning products insted of toothpaste

you think the adjustable bed on TV looks comfortable....hehe

you buy a cadilac ;)

porn is no fun to look at anymore (hope nobody minds this one)

your days off work are not measure by how many intoxicants you can take but how much rest you get....

you drove a gremlin or a pinto...lol

you buy the extra soft toliet paper

you complain about how a candy bar was 15 cents when you were a kid

you still own AD&D rule books 1st edition

you did walk to school 5 miles in the sleet and snow...

you can remember when cigarettes had no filters

you had a cassett tape drive on your computer and played D&D on it...

you still have the original GI JOE KUNG FU GRIP!

you saw Planet of the Apes in the theater...not the poopy new one

you never knew Ozzy left Black Sabbath....

you rode a Green Machine as a kid.....

you had one of those bikes with the banana seat and not cause it was cool :(
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Post by Sailor Saturn »

Originally posted by FudD:
<STRONG>you complain about how a candy bar was 15 cents when you were a kid</STRONG>
*giggles* When my dad makes that complaint, he says they were 5 cents when he was a kid.
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Post by Mr Snow »

Originally posted by FudD:
<STRONG>you complain about how a candy bar was 15 cents when you were a kid</STRONG>
Oh No! I knew chocolate bars when they were 25cents... and I'm only 26 :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Help me someone, I must be getting really old, you young whippersnappers :D :D :p
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Originally posted by Mr Snow:
<STRONG>Oh No! I knew chocolate bars when they were 25cents... and I'm only 26 :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Help me someone, I must be getting really old, you young whippersnappers :D :D :p </STRONG>
At 26, you're the whippersnapper, Mr. Snow.

How about Transformers and G.I. Joe comic books for $.50 and $.74 Big Macs?
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Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>At 26, you're the whippersnapper, Mr. Snow.

How about Transformers and G.I. Joe comic books for $.50 and $.74 Big Macs?</STRONG>
.....you remember Transformers (it has been over 10 years now since the movie ;) )
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I remember transformers and heck i remember the theme song and i am 19.
No offence to the japenese but i hate the new Japanese version of Transformers.
It just ain't the same!
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Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>I remember transformers and heck i remember the theme song and i am 19.
No offence to the japenese but i hate the new Japanese version of Transformers.
It just ain't the same!</STRONG>
That is a coincidence, so am i :p :D

I have to agree with you, cartoons in general aren't the same since Pokemon :(
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Post by Gwalchmai »

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>At 26, you're the whippersnapper, Mr. Snow.

How about Transformers and G.I. Joe comic books for $.50 and $.74 Big Macs?</STRONG>
No, no. Comics were $.15, candy bars were $.10, and McDonalds advertized 'change back from your dollar' for a burger, fries, and coke. :eek: :eek:
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>I remember transformers and heck i remember the theme song and i am 19.
No offence to the japenese but i hate the new Japanese version of Transformers.
It just ain't the same!</STRONG>
Transformers was my favourite cartoon when I was about 5 years old(it still is, though it's pretty weird that even though the Decepticons had military units compared to the Autobots' civillian units, they still failed to win most of their battles against the Autobots :rolleyes: :p )
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Originally posted by HighLordDave:
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Hey Dave, can I borrow your towel?

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
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Four Super Bowl rings in six years--1975, 1976, 1979, 1980--with a quarterback whose TD/INT ratio was just +2 for his career (but he called his own plays, as he reminds us every Sunday morning on Fox).</STRONG>
I think I'm gonna be sick! :D
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Originally posted by Happy Evil:
<STRONG>I think I'm gonna be sick! :D </STRONG>
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At least you're old school enough to pick a classic defense to take a shot at me with and not the flash-in-the-pan 2001 Ravens.
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Hell, I remember when I could buy a pack of cigs for 82 cents. :rolleyes:
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You saw the middle linebacker for the greatest defense to ever take the field play without his front teeth.
One name ,probably misspelled, **** Butkus.

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