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Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 9:07 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
Did Waverly tell you that?

Has he tasted it?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 9:12 pm

Originally posted by Aragorn of OC:
hey, weasel already has a wife, you know, the won who got hit by the golf ball from the moon?

Are you saying that if he didn't Waverly would make a good wife?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 9:18 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Has he tasted it?

See I told you not to put that Weasel....but Noooooo!! Don't listen to me. Ignore me...ignore my advise.

I sometimes think you have every screw loose in your head Weasel. Pills please!!

Someone needs to tell Weasel to listen to the advise Weasel is trying to give him.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 9:29 pm

Weasel,

Listen to the advice Weasel is trying to give you.

Aragorn,

If people confuse Mohawk in the motto with a haircut instead of a tribe, then...well, I don't know what to say to that. How can a hairdo have it's own language. Maybe in Hendrix's world GRHS.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 9:33 pm

Is the Tofurky our enemy. Anyone else out there ever heard of Tofurky. I think it one of the best words ever invented. Just say it five times fast. Go to your favorite search engine and do a search on Tofurky.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 10:03 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
Is the Tofurky our enemy. Anyone else out there ever heard of Tofurky. I think it one of the best words ever invented. Just say it five times fast. Go to your favorite search engine and do a search on Tofurky.

It sounds like a sort of furry, mobile version of tofu, to tell you the truth.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 10:59 pm

Originally posted by Aragorn of OC:
any form is tofu is public enemy #1

No, you're thinking of beets. Beets are public enemy #1. Carrots are #2. After that, the list is up for grabs. Trust me.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 11:01 pm

fable,

that is what it is. It is the most unique vegan meal to date. Drummies, chopz, giblets; with the exception here we are primarily dealing with tofu instead of a bird. No fur though. An old roommate of mine whose girlfriend fit the granola treehugger stereotype on the head used to demo these tofurkies at a whole foods co-op. I'VE SEEN THESE SUCKERS COOKED IN THE OVEN AND THEY ARE THE BANE OF P.E.T.A. I'd still encourage everyone to search the web for a tofurkey so you may behold the abomination for yourself second hand. First hand, of course, would actually require going out an obtaining a tofurkey of your own.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 11:05 pm

Never mind, I've brought the tofurkey to you. Behold and repent, ye of little faith. I don't know if that is applicable here, however, I love the saying and eschew its' relevance in this post. Anyway...

[url="http://www.tofurkey.com"]Behold the tofurkey[/url]

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Nov 01, 2001 11:10 pm

What's wrong with carrots? Why did you even have to bring up beets? They go beyond PE#1

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Fri Nov 02, 2001 1:20 am

My dogs would loove to have a little chat with you.The table is set,the menu is written,we are waiting to fill the platter.The guests are arriving.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Nov 02, 2001 7:40 am

hmm... is no one on this bord vegetarian then?