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Slyweasel · Post by **Slyweasel** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:14 pm

Originally posted by Alienbob:
@Slyweazy- how come Weasels not at the top??

What and give him the big head...no no..

I believe I have finally took care of that Weasel for good..HAHAHAHA

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Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:16 pm

so r u the dominant personality now?

Slyweasel · Post by **Slyweasel** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:20 pm

Originally posted by Alienbob:
so r u the dominant personality now?

Yes HAHAHAHA the world is not safe anymor....Smack kick punch POW..

This Weasel I believe I have beaten Slyweasel back for now...the world should be safe.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 6:44 am

Originally posted by Slyweasel:
Spamming is bad..you spammers..

The Top Ten Spammers

1.Gruntboy

I'll take that as a compliment. Especially when you consider the "number of laughs raised" quotient. Despite my number of posts, I consistently raise LOL's and ROFL's, some ROFLMAO, and the occasional ROFLMGDBAO from Ubik (i know what tickles him

). My laughs per post is undeniably the highest

. My head is also pretty huge

However, I must also have the highest "accidental offensive remark" quotient, the highest number of *'d out filthy words per post AND the greatest number of "I'm addressing everyone but you know who I'm talking about posts" from Buck (and Maurice but he doesn't really count

).

Thank the lord for lenient moderators.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 8:25 am

#2? only #2? Damn, and i put so much effort here, sweat, blood and all that... for a bleeding silver medal?

Bah, I had the most intellectual spamming around... real quality, man! Nobody appreciates quality nowadays

@Le Grunt: Congrats, old spammer! Hey, you wanna do the soap test? It is quite easy, we just have to find a shower

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Ubik the Spam Artist

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 8:28 am

I don't think slyweasel ever gave his criteria. Appears to be simple numbers...I demand a recount based on quality

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And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor,
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted -- nevermore!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 8:39 am

@Ubik...I missed your 750 post...CONGRATS

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 8:46 am

Oh, Weasel, I think I missed them too... thanks, I try to live up to your standars, you old spam-monkeys

btw, the "I-accept-the-1st-prize" speech by Le Grunt, isn't it kinda like... he is running for congress?

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Ubik the Spam Artist

fallout · Post by **fallout** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 9:22 am

I am in the Top Ten. Thanks. I promise i will work harder and get a better place.

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:27 pm

I notice I'm not on the list. I have over 211 posts, but no spam recorded. That must be a record. I guess mental spam doesn't count, I send lots of that out to you people through ESP in response to your stranger postings...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:30 pm

I'm the only known girl in the top ten... The shame... I should stop posting here right away...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:34 pm

@Foul I have tried to help them, but according to weasel, I myself, am amoung the worst.

@Chrissy According to Mrs. Sleepboy, I am also female- but I think this is the result of some twisted fantasy best left un-discussed.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:35 pm

????Am I the only one seeing some strange topic here?????????

Or Have I taken too much dr..., well, tablets for my cold past few days...?

I cannot figure it out what's going on in this topic, but that's normal, right??

PS. Is there any suggetion for my dinner tonight? I am hungry, and don't want to think about cooking...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:36 pm

It does explain your liking for women's clothes...

I have to cry my eyes out for a few days now cause you're a woman...

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:41 pm

Minerva

a)No, this topic is absolutely in order, it does (or people do in it) what was intented by its creator (that's me). So...
b)Yes, there is propably something wrong with you. I'd suggest you check out your deal... er, your pharmacist, cause those dr... err, medicine could be out of date.
c) I will go out tonite, have some Italian with my wife. Nioki quadro fromagio - nioki with 4 cheese sauce - and pannacota afterwards... sounds good, huh?

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I would be #1 but I have a)to work a bit
b)a wife to take care of

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:48 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:
It does explain your liking for women's clothes...

I have to cry my eyes out for a few days now cause you're a woman...

Not to worry, if I were a women, you can bet I'd be a lipstick lesbian.

Almost sounds like enought fun to try

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:50 pm

Yes, but you'd miss certain qualities I fall for in my partners...

Good thing I still think you're a terrible heman... (shoulders, played rugby... etc)

Slyweasel · Post by **Slyweasel** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:55 pm

@Foul...the only reason you didn't rank is because you are not a lost cause yet...get away from Gruntboy while you can...save your self..

I based my rankings on the material posted..

with that being said..Weasel told me to tell you all he would be willing to give his spot up.

So do you (meaning everyone) want a new top ten..and are you willing to vote on it.

To have a new top ten...means at least 5 of the previous 10 has to agree.

It's your call.

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Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 1:59 pm

Ubik

Thank you for the suggestion. I'll check my medicine...

Italian!!! That sounds nice! Enjoy your dinner!

But, what is the order here, then?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Feb 02, 2001 2:00 pm

Revote! but I'm not sure if I would rather move up or down...