The new pre-spammer's guide to the SYM Forum-By Brink

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 6:36 am

And why not?

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 6:38 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
And why not?

It is simply not proper. Besides, you don't honestly think that no one else is going to post in it, Do you???

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 6:38 am

I am tempting anyone to post in it at this point

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 6:43 am

Flagg-I'll try to post the third part of the guide during the weekends(going to watch F1 so won't have much time during the day

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The Unforgiven One

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 6:57 am

this thing is getting slower and slower all the time... damned

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 7:01 am

Originally posted by Ubik:
this thing is getting slower and slower all the time... damned

It's that f*cking monkeys fault......I say let's SHOCK THE F*CKING MONKEY....

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 7:03 am

Looks like an additional banner location was added- at least one I hadn't noticed before. Slightly slower, but I'm sure that it is for the greater good (keeping the site afloat.)

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 7:09 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Looks like an additional banner location was added- at least one I hadn't noticed before. Slightly slower, but I'm sure that it is for the greater good (keeping the site afloat.)

"afloat" Waverly? Seems to me like it is sinking ...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 7:34 am

@Ubik: what makes you say that?

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Thu Mar 15, 2001 7:48 am

Morning people. Ubik, don't be down on the board, what are you implying?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 1:42 pm

I apologize for not updating this guide with part 3 as I am very busy at the moment.Below will be the ranking system contributed by none other than Ubik,a regular poster in here

.Sadly,this will have to do until I have more time on my hands.Enjoy

OK ladies and gents, you asked for and you ‘r gonna get it!
This is the new system, applicable only to the SYM forum

It is based on two factors. One is the number of your postings. The second is the content of them. A third – less defining but still usefull – is the general behavior of yours. So , there will be three definitions for each member. #1 and #3 are standard for everybody (depending on # of posts and behaviour) while #2 is unique. #2 could consist of more than one words, limited to three due to lack of space.

So, here it is:

1. According to the # of posts

- Amoeba 0-100 posts
- Sea cucumber 100
- Jr. Member 300
- Member 500
- Spammer extraordinaire 1000
- Elder God 1500
- Philosopher 2500
- Desperate Loner 3500
- Sheep Farmer 5000

2.Behavior indication
-Very kind and friendly, gives answers and helps newbies: Weasel
-Kind and friendly, helps people: Cookie giver
-Friendly, flames only occasionally: Romantic
-Flames but with a good cause, not very friendly: Butt Pirate
-Involved in major flame wars, insults people: Moron
-Flames everyone with no reason, really bad: Higher Moron

3. Personal status:
This is more complicated. Everyone has a personal profile everybody else can see, based on the way he/she/it behaves around the board. So, we can use that image to give him the appropriate name.
For example:

- Fouldimersomething: Goatlover
- Gruntboy: Marine Lover, Princess
- Waverly: Flirtbag, Wanker
- Minerva: Wise Owl
- Alexia: Hulk or Mistress
- Ubik: Pervert

copyright Ubik 2001 all rights reserved

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 1:59 pm

So....I am just a Junior Member?? That is bull droppings man ,it really is...!
What do I do with point two and three? Choose one myself or do my fellow posters collectively decide for me?
What do I do with all these titles?!?!?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 3:02 pm

@ Omar : If you consider yourseld as a spammer you can use that reference

If you don't, you can get by it anyway

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KidD01, Champion of Spam - with The everfast typing gloves !

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Mar 22, 2001 2:10 am

Hey Cool - I'm a member

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Thu Mar 22, 2001 3:11 am

Something must be wrong, seeing that I am on my way to becoming a philosopher.

TheDeacon · Post by **TheDeacon** » Thu Mar 22, 2001 3:40 am

@Flagg : I demand a recount.!

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Thu Mar 22, 2001 5:42 am

Sorry, I thought that I heard an amoebe talking.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Mar 22, 2001 8:57 am

An amoeba talking? LMAO

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Ubik
Elder God B.P. Pervert

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Mar 22, 2001 9:00 am

Hey Flaghk, how's the Athkatla story going?