Cr*p! That's a FAST monkey!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 5:11 am

THE MONKEY RETURNS

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 5:24 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
THE MONKEY RETURNS

It has? Where? I don't see no monkey!

*All is quiet before the deep demented breathing grows suddenly louder only moments before the unmistakable scream of a chimpanzee is heard tearing through the blistering silence of the cold dark air.*

Oh! THAT monkey!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 5:29 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
It has? Where? I don't see no monkey!

*All is quiet before the deep demented breathing grows suddenly louder only moments before the unmistakable scream of a chimpanzee is heard tearing through the blistering silence of the cold dark air.*

Oh! THAT monkey!

LOL!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 12:15 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
THE MONKEY RETURNS

Yeah - I've shocked it a couple of times.

But it seems to be rare

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 1:29 pm

to fast but i can catch it and when i do...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Jul 21, 2001 10:49 am

Last time I cught the monkey, I strngled it real good! Made me feel complete!

(Here come the flames again...)

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 7:42 am

n/t - how can I compare to the comic genius in these pages

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 8:09 am

Originally posted by Aegis
(Here come the flames again...)

Where?

what is this topic about?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:04 am

Who dug this fossil up?

Kids, this is a perfect example of what Buck used to let us get away with. I must say, its different these days but its a change for the better. Its good clean nowadays - no need to resort to simian sex jokes.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 10:08 am

*raises hand defiantly* I was originally looking for evidence of Ubik's transvestite nature but this was far funnier

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 11:11 am

And who or what the hell is this monkey everyone seems to be talking about???

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 11:16 am

Z-man : These are old jokes where we used to see "Shock The Monkey" banner around

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 11:17 am

Ohh......THAT monkey....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:16 pm

I see he knows it well...

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 12:20 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
"Shock The Monkey"

Good song. It was Peter Gabriel's first top 40 hit in the states and is my favorite Peter Gabriel song. Strangely enough, he had about 10 hits in the UK before he reached the top 40 in the US. Another case of failing to import music.

Thank you. This has been another 80's music fact brought to you by Tybaltus.

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:02 am

Hahaha....lmao...

So it's gone back to the old "monkey-business" has it?!?

@Gruntboy: Sure the "spirit of the board" may have changed, but I take it everything is as usual with you?!?

(Somehow I always knew that devious monkey sooner or later would return for yet another "spanking"...)

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:43 am

I am suddenly thankful that I did not join until 2002

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:45 am

Originally posted by Bloodmist
I am suddenly thankful that I did not join until 2002

You know you love it

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:47 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
You know you love it

yeah, i do...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:54 am

@K, I am still as evil as ever.