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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>*Popcorn and spying equipment goes flying*

Er Weasel, I think you got the popcorn vendor! </STRONG>

Sorry Average Joe .

Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>feeling his eyelids drooping from weariness, joe decides it's time to call it a night. as he starts to rise, he realises he's become tangled in a dense undergrowth. after a futile struggle, he figures with a good night sleep he'll be able to get free. he snuggles into the grass and lays his head down for the night</STRONG>

Gnight Aj

Watch out for the Lions in the grass

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Sorry Average Joe . </STRONG>

for the sake of consistency, joe suddenly finds himself awake, untangled, and attired in a popcorn vendor uniform. slightly confused, he responds

Hmph, thanx a lot! Oh well, guess i'll just find my way to my own bed...night guys

G'night AJ

Seeing he chances of winning slipping away....Weasel takes off to find the Wankerly Fish.......thinking will this be enough...or should I get.....(Dare I say it???)


The FoulPuffin Fish


G/N: A Joe

Later all..I will be exiting at this time.

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Seeing he chances of winning slipping away....Weasel takes off to find the Wankerly Fish.......thinking will this be enough...or should I get.....(Dare I say it???)


The FoulPuffin Fish


G/N: A Joe

Later all..I will be exiting at this time. </STRONG>

LMAO! Weasel, no no, not the Foul fish! I'm not even sure if thats in the rules!

Gnight

*Watching his Simulcrum get knocked into orbit, and land, Aegis takes his chance, and sneaks up on Veh...*

SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK

*Attacks Veh from behind, successfully knocking his ego out, and him to the groun, dropping his sardines in the process*

*Places his foot on top the battered Veh, and declares victory, as the judges do the same*

At which point, clone number 438.155/2 disappears. Clones numbers 437.155/2 through to 437.155/9 promptly take out their Salmon Slappers and proceed to whale upon Aegis.

The shattered Aegis who had put all of his remaining energy into the previous fight lies helpless on the ground. No need for Vehemence to stand over him, his lack of energy shall be his prison, the smell of salty salmon slappers shall be his torment.

Veh, this is becoming tedious. Your clones cannot hurt me while I am in my Brillant Red Toga, and I've already won. Now, bring on the Weasel!

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>the smell of salty salmon slappers shall be his torment. </STRONG>

I heard Aegis quite likes that salty flavour, y'know...

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I heard Aegis quite likes that salty flavour, y'know... </STRONG>

Hmmm... yes, you raise a good point...

Ok, no more fish slaps for you!

I'm going to bed now...

G'night people...

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>I'm going to bed now...

G'night people...</STRONG>

Gnight Aegis May the fish be with you

G'night Aegis

OK, how do I join? I want to break Vehemences face!

Fill out the form....

:

Name: ?
Fish of choice: kobold fish +2
Favourite Manoeuver: groin biter
Rank: no.1
Greatest winning streak: 2/5

...

Groin biter? Sounds... painful..

Now tell me Thorin, your not the one biting the groin right? I don't want you that close to me... Or the fish for that matter...

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Now tell me Thorin, your not the one biting the groin right? I don't want you that close to me... Or the fish for that matter...</STRONG>

Oh sure, you claim it's never happened before but the fish tell another story...

What you talking about? Fish can't talk! Well, Veh somehow knows how to make em scream, but I ain't going near that one!