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There is no meteor..merely a warped perception of a meteor

T'lainya-Whatever it is,I can't seem to see it

That is because it doesn't exist

T'lainya-Private message sent .More to come later

Brink, look into my eyes. . You are now under my control.

Oh, Thorin, neat trick! Does that mean you get to claim Brink as a tax-deductible asset?

Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>The only thing I have to say about this:
MEN </STRONG>

Fear them you must, for respond did you. Use the hate must you, unless weak you wish to become. Darkside strong in you it is, join us you will.

Thorin-You have no claim on me,nor have you any power to influence me

Ah, this topic fills me with nostalgia. You see I once founded my own religion: Kaylism. It was a great way to f*ck with the I.R.S. as well as an excuse to walk around dressed like Obi-Wan Kenobi. My followers and I had many astonishing triumphs, though our crusade against the cannibal Squirelmen of Bangladesh was our finest moment. Unfortunately we experienced religious persecution from the various cults that worshiped aliens, astrological bodies, and Star Trek. Unable to cope with such fierce fanatics, the Kaylics were forced to disband and disperse while our glorious Spam Temple (the Spazmahol) was razed to the ground and the Sacred Foil Ball of Scrying stolen. Truly a black day in history…

[ 05-01-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

Since when do you need an excuse to dress up as Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Since when do you need an excuse to dress up as Obi-Wan Kenobi? </STRONG>

LMFAO...

You poor soul...I thought you needed an excuse not to dress up like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Ah, this topic fills me with nostalgia. You see I once founded my own religion: Kaylism. It was a great way to f*ck with the I.R.S. as well as an excuse to walk around dressed like Obi-Wan Kenobi. My followers and I had many astonishing triumphs, though our crusade against the cannibal Squirelmen of Bangladesh was our finest moment.</STRONG>

Being I was one of the Squirelmen of Bangladesh , I can verify this happening.

Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Unfortunately we experienced religious persecution from the various cults that worshiped aliens, astrological bodies, and Star Trek. Unable to cope with such fierce fanatics, the Kaylics were forced to disband and disperse while our glorious Spam Temple (the Spazmahol) was razed to the ground and the Sacred Foil Ball of Scrying stolen. Truly a black day in history… </STRONG>

But the Squirelmen of Bangladesh had our revenge....we were the one's (At least the ones left) who razed to the ground the Spam Temple and stole the Sacred Foil Ball of Scrying.

Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>
But the Squirelmen of Bangladesh had our revenge....we were the one's (At least the ones left) who razed to the ground the Spam Temple and stole the Sacred Foil Ball of Scrying. </STRONG>

Good days those were. Ale filled mugs all shared.

We reap what we sow. Perhaps my followers and I could have come up with a more humane way of executing Squirrelmen then ritual brain drilling. But it worked so well when we fought the Molemen of Mesopotamia

Actual footage of a Moleman being executed by ritual brain drilling.

So who has the Sacred Foil Ball of Scrying, now?

Only Weasel knows for certain. But it's my theory that the government has it locked in a crate within a giant warehouse along with the Ark of the Covenant, King Arthur’s Excalibur, and the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain.

@Kayless, you forgot the only known film sequence in which William Shatner actually acts...but I think I know what you mean.

Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>@Kayless, you forgot the only known film sequence in which William Shatner actually acts...but I think I know what you mean. </STRONG>

Bah! There is no such footage! You tell tall tales!

Although the bit of him in Flying High 2 was good.

Shhhhh... *door opens*
Shhhh... *door closes*

Wierd, Jesus got millions to become Christians yet i seem to be failing and i'm god. Something is wrong.

Don't worry TOF ill allways be there to post after yours... no wait thats happening all ready and its scarry!!!