Movie Lines
ROFL Mr Sleep
"You are not a beautiful or unique spammer"
"We are the all-singing, all-dancing, spam of the world"
"My neat flaming little spam"
"That girl is infectious human spam"
"You can swallow a pint of spam before it makes you sick"
"Spam monkeys"
"I want you to spam me as hard as you can"
"What?!"
"You are not a beautiful or unique spammer"
"We are the all-singing, all-dancing, spam of the world"
"My neat flaming little spam"
"That girl is infectious human spam"
"You can swallow a pint of spam before it makes you sick"
"Spam monkeys"
"I want you to spam me as hard as you can"
"What?!"
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
From the Naked Gun:
Commitioner: Do you realise that because of you that this city is being over run by spam.
Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?
Frank: I'm single. I love being single. I haven't had this much spam since I was a boy scout leader.
*pause*
I mean at the time, I was spamming a lot.
Science Guy: And I'm booked on haraldo next week.
Frank: Your going on Haraldo because of this?
Science Guy: No, my wife is a transexual spam worshiper.
Frank: Because I'm the last line of defense between sleeze like this and the decent people of this town.
Clerk: Oh hi Frank. Say, we got that model D-83 swedish suregrip spam machine in that you ordered.
Frank: It's a gift.
Frank: Isn't that right mr Spammy pants!
Frank: That's a red light district, wonder why Savege is hanging out down there.
Ed: Spam, Frank.
Frank: Er, no not right now Ed, we've got work to do.
Commitioner: Do you realise that because of you that this city is being over run by spam.
Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?
Frank: I'm single. I love being single. I haven't had this much spam since I was a boy scout leader.
*pause*
I mean at the time, I was spamming a lot.
Science Guy: And I'm booked on haraldo next week.
Frank: Your going on Haraldo because of this?
Science Guy: No, my wife is a transexual spam worshiper.
Frank: Because I'm the last line of defense between sleeze like this and the decent people of this town.
Clerk: Oh hi Frank. Say, we got that model D-83 swedish suregrip spam machine in that you ordered.
Frank: It's a gift.
Frank: Isn't that right mr Spammy pants!
Frank: That's a red light district, wonder why Savege is hanging out down there.
Ed: Spam, Frank.
Frank: Er, no not right now Ed, we've got work to do.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Full metal Jacket:
"it's a comment on the spamming of man sir"
"Full.....spamming.....Jacket"
"I think the best part of you fell down the crack in your mothers spam"
"I like you son you can come over to my house and spam my sister"
"Do you suck spam are you a spammer puffer"
"You are going to teach him how to spam and your going to like it"
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Bowfinger
"Every spam ever made costs exactly $2147"
"Would you be willing to show your naked spam in a movie
"it's a comment on the spamming of man sir"
"Full.....spamming.....Jacket"
"I think the best part of you fell down the crack in your mothers spam"
"I like you son you can come over to my house and spam my sister"
"Do you suck spam are you a spammer puffer"
"You are going to teach him how to spam and your going to like it"
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Bowfinger
"Every spam ever made costs exactly $2147"
"Would you be willing to show your naked spam in a movie
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
Fried Green Tomatoes:
Ninny: "Did you know they took my spam out?"
Evelyn: "Uh...no...no I didn't."
Ninny: "Oh yes. Still over at the hospital in a jar. I guess that's where they keep it."
Evelyn's Friend: "Will I see you in group tonight? (lowers voice) We'll be talking about spam."
Evelyn: "Uh, no, I think I've had enough learnin' for the time bein'..."
Ninny: "Did you know they took my spam out?"
Evelyn: "Uh...no...no I didn't."
Ninny: "Oh yes. Still over at the hospital in a jar. I guess that's where they keep it."
Evelyn's Friend: "Will I see you in group tonight? (lowers voice) We'll be talking about spam."
Evelyn: "Uh, no, I think I've had enough learnin' for the time bein'..."
The Matix:
"No one can be told what the spam is"
"We need spam, lots of spam"
"He is the spam"
"Follow the white spam"
"If you take the blue spam, you wake up <blah blah blah>. If you take the red spam... I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
"If you meet a spammer, you do what the rest of us do... run!"
"No one can be told what the spam is"
"We need spam, lots of spam"
"He is the spam"
"Follow the white spam"
"If you take the blue spam, you wake up <blah blah blah>. If you take the red spam... I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
"If you meet a spammer, you do what the rest of us do... run!"
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
LOL
Heat:
"You have to have nothing in your life that you can't drop in 30 seconds flat when you feel that spam around the corner"
Heat:
"You have to have nothing in your life that you can't drop in 30 seconds flat when you feel that spam around the corner"
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]