Teach me how to spam.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 7:01 pm

Originally posted by McBane:
Too bad Weasel is communicating now....you could have learned from him

Watch me communicate this thread.

Originally posted by Al Reyes:
Oh my gosh, I turn on E-mail Notification again!

Here's you another e-mail then.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Oct 17, 2001 7:16 pm

Originally posted by Al Reyes:
Oh my gosh, I turn on E-mail Notification again!

ROFLMAO

EDIT: Btw, did you check the Pre-spammers guide? I bumped it for you.

[ 10-17-2001: Message edited by: C Elegans ]

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 2:10 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Warning to Sandy: If you go on an expedition into the depths of SYM, be wary of Dr. Grunt's island.

Long Live The Spammers!

Yeah watch out for that. The waverlass must be haunting the island.

SS, you're post are not all nonsense. Its quality spam, but in a few months you be called a top spammer like Brink or somebody.

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 3:43 pm

hi spammer wannabe

check this threads

[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000216"]link1[/url]
[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=001326"]link2[/url]

think thats all you need. for additional info PM Weasel

[ 10-18-2001: Message edited by: NeKr0mAnCeR ]

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 3:49 pm

Spamming is not something one can learn... It comes from countless mind-bending drugs, galleons of beer, multiple flames, and a few matches... Once thats done, well... You won't be a spammer, but you'll have one hell of a hangover!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 7:55 pm

@Al Reyes-One great tip on how to increase your post count quickly is to always be around when there are lots of other members around

.

Btw, Weasel's first advice to me on how to be a true spammer was to have your very own thread, so I was never really a spammer until my 3000th (or was that 4000th?

) post

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 9:11 am

Yeah, but the only point to having your own thread, is too spam it up.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:15 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
Yeah, but the only point to having your own thread, is too spam it up.

@Aegis-I've never spammed up my own threads (or at least, I lost interest before I could do so )

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:26 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Some were more like flirters than spammers, coff;flagg;coff.

And what, my dear ThorinOakensfield, do you have against flirting? I see no reason why spamming has to necessarily exclude flirting?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:37 am

One more tip to those who wish to acquire a large amount of posts: try to look out for 'jobs' around the board which seem to be pointless/nobody else wants (eg: my bartending duties and being the author of the Pre-Spammers' Guide

)

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:28 am

Or you could have been god, but now its too late. Being god doesn't allow you to get too many posts. Watching over the stupid mortals who claim to be god is quite strenous, i'm forced to send satan after them.

Nothing's wrong with fliritng,(although IMO flirting on the net is not my idea of making relationships), but if you get the majority of your posts in one topic such as our good friend flagg, well....

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:33 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Nothing's wrong with fliritng,(although IMO flirting on the net is not my idea of making relationships), but if you get the majority of your posts in one topic such as our good friend flagg, well....

Ahhh...brother Flagg.Well, he's a living example of how flirting online does pay off (at least, to the best of my knowledge

)

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:35 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:

Nothing's wrong with fliritng,(although IMO flirting on the net is not my idea of making relationships), but if you get the majority of your posts in one topic such as our good friend flagg, well....

Flirting is for flirtings sake. Let's not be bringing the 'r'-word into this.

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:38 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:

Nothing's wrong with fliritng,(although IMO flirting on the net is not my idea of making relationships), but if you get the majority of your posts in one topic such as our good friend flagg, well....

Flirting is for flirtings sake. Let's not be bringing the 'r'-word into this.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:38 am

Hmm - you seem to be ruling these double posts, huh

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:43 am

@Thorin: Have you not heard why both Flagg and Chrissy left SYM? It has something to do with the amount of flirting.

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:44 am

Why is that? I enjoy doing the limbo like anyone else, but to be stuck there for four minutes isn't my idea of fun. So I "forward" and find I have double posted. Most odd.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:47 am

Hmm, I've been spending too much time online already, so I'm going off to bed now

.Good night all

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:48 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
@Thorin: Have you not heard why both Flagg and Chrissy left SYM? It has something to do with the amount of flirting.

I know that.

Hekate · Post by **Hekate** » Sat Oct 20, 2001 11:49 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
@Thorin: Have you not heard why both Flagg and Chrissy left SYM? It has something to do with the amount of flirting.

Not enough flirting?