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Saigo writes:
Seriously, the most embarassing thing I can remember is getting caught by a Bible Camp counselor peeking over into the girls' locker room.

Clearly, the counselor was uninformed of the Old Testament, or they would have offered you your choice of the girls as property to show their largesse and courtesy.

Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Clearly, the counselor was uninformed of the Old Testament, or they would have offered you your choice of the girls as property to show their largesse and courtesy. </STRONG>

Damn those Baptists! They obviously didn't teach it well, either, or I would have demanded that very display of respect!

I was at a concert at a local venue and all of the kids were brought up onto the stage to sing.....

Well i had this obsession when i was younger of chewing gum until its taste turned for the worse, and then adding more gum to the bit's in my mouth until i ended up with a huge wodge of 7 sticks of gum in one big lump

......Well the woman on stage noticed i had this gum in my mouth so she said ot stick it behind my ear. I did so. Unfortunately it ended up sticking to my hair. So there i was on stage in front of 200+ people trying desperately to remove this gum from my hair (which by the way only made it worse ) My brother was also helping - if you can call it that - by pulling long strands of the stuff just so everyone saw what had happened.

Mr Sleep, ROFL
I'm sure your one man show added to the artistic impression

Originally posted by C Elegans:
<STRONG>Mr Sleep, ROFL
I'm sure your one man show added to the artistic impression </STRONG>

oh totally, i think i had everyone laughing more than the average comedy show.....

Bump for the large amount of members here who are yet to demonstrate their total foolishness and social deficits

Another one from my rather large collection:

I was standing in the aisle outside the WC at an aeroplane, waiting. Beside me, three rather nice looking guys in my own age were sitting. One was actaully very nice looking. Just as I was making a move to let by the lady who came out from the WC, there was a strong turbulece and I lost my balace completely. I fell like a rock in the laps of the three guys...Very amusing for them - not so amusing for me. Well, it turned out they were really nice people End of Lesson 1: How to find somebody to talk to on long boring flights when you're travelling alone

I guess I'll share one of my many embarassing moments.

I was in the 6th grade at the time. I was taking golf lessons at the 'local'(next town over) golf course. For a small town, this was a fairly nice golf course. It even had its own driving range, as well as a couple of swimming pools(regular pool and baby pool). I was walking from the parking lot to where we(those of us taking lessons) would meet for the lessons, pulling my golf bag which was on a pullcart. As I was nearing the baby pool, my mom who was still in the parking lot said something to me. I turned around to ask her to repeat herself and then *SPLASH* I fell backwards into the baby pool with my golfclubs following me in. I then had to go to the golf class completely drenched and, since this was in Texas, I was wearing a white shirt for the purpose of remaining cooler.

I urinated in my pants in 7th grade after holding it in for too long. Nobody knew about it but it was still embarassing. Luckily lunch was only 10 minutes away so I spent the whole lunch break drying my pants in the sun.

Another one. In grade 6, the teacher was talking in front of the class and I had my head resting on my arm with my mouth in my hand and suddenly I let out a breath of air which created a sound similar to that of breaking wind. The whole class laughed and I had a red face. After a while I did it again and I got the same reaction. I spent the rest of the day with my hands well away from my mouth.

well i have one that is kinda funny/painful (but i dont remember the pain ).
I was about 2 at the time and there was a window beside my bed/crib which was wired shut so being the curious little bugger i was decided to unwind the wire from the window handle and open it.Apparently i fell out the window and broke my collar bone on a strip of concrete 5cms wide between a small vege garden and the lawn .

And another which doesnt involve me directly...during a school prize giving one of the guys tripped on the top step leading onto the stage and everyone laughed at him so he pulled the middle finger out of sight of the teachers behind him making everyone laugh harder

harry

@Josh i did a similar thing when i was in primary school, it was a sportsday and we weren't allowed to go to the lavatory until it had finished and i was bursting, of course everyone just put it down to being sweat.....i hope.

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
@Josh i did a similar thing when i was in primary school, it was a sportsday and we weren't allowed to go to the lavatory until it had finished and i was bursting, of course everyone just put it down to being sweat.....i hope.

At least you didn't have a choice. For some reason I chose to wait until lunch.

Originally posted by josh:
<STRONG>At least you didn't have a choice. For some reason I chose to wait until lunch. </STRONG>

LOL I could have gone before it all started, but i thought nah i can handle it, i am a big boy.....

@Mr Sleep and Josh LOL!

When I was 5, I had just started full time school. On my third or fourth day I was bursting for the toilet but too shy to raise my hand...I just did it there and then - I was absolutely mortified and too frightened and embarrassed even to cry. I just stood there...

One of my class mates called out '(insert real name) has wet herself. The teacher went ballistic - 'we do not wet our pants at 5, we raise our hands and ask permission to go to the toilet'. She changed my clothes there and then in front of the whole class...sad...

When my boy had an accident shortly after starting full time school, I told him my little story. It made him feel a whole lot better knowing his mum had done it too He then went on to tell me that his teacher had also admitted to the same thing

What a lovely teacher, no fuss was made, she tried to cheer him up, and helped him change in private...

I think this little thread deserves a bump.

@Yshania: Teachers can be cruel. In forth grade my class went on some trip, dont remember where. We traveled by tube and on the way back I realized I really had to go. I informed my teacher that I was getting off at the next stop so he would not miss me, and told him why as well. Unfortunatly and to my horror he insisted that I should instead run across the platform and pee on the opposite track while he held the doors open so the carriage could not leave. I didnt dare disobey him, so I did what he said, with the entire class watching. They laughed quite much when I came back, along with everyone else who happened to sit there... I did not.

I was once forced to play in the girl's rugby team by a P.E. teacher who would not believe I was a boy without me proving it there and then on the rugby pitch...

[QUOTE=frogus23]I was once forced to play in the girl's rugby team by a P.E. teacher who would not believe I was a boy without me proving it there and then on the rugby pitch... [/QUOTE]

So why didn't you just explain football's offside rule and have done with it?

In my school we eat in two shifts: the second and third grade (in belgium that's the third to sixth year of highschool) eats at 12:00, and the first (first & second year) eat at 12:30. So, at 12:00, I was standing in the row, waiting for my turn to get some greylooking substance that the school chef called rice. Suddenly one of the teachers pulls me away to the door, angry, screaming "you aren't supposed to be here!". When we reached the door he said: "the first grade can eat at 12:30!". Due to my length (1,59m) he thought I was a first-grader, but I'm in my fourth year now End of the story: I had to wait another quarter before I reached my old place back, and the whole school called me 'dwarf' and 'frodo' for 2 weaks