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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:05 am
by CM
Cool you know is like....cool...it just is cool. You know?
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:16 am
by Sytze
If I can't eat it, of what importance can it possibly be?
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:20 am
by CM
errr...you can eat cool stuff...like...you know like cool stuff you like Mcdonalds
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:24 am
by Sytze
You think McDonalds is cool? In what era do you live?
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:27 am
by CM
The now man...you know with my bong and my weed i am right here right now! Its like so cool!
(if dumber just by writing these posts)
Edit: I am dumber that should read "I feel dumber...."
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:35 am
by Sytze
I hear McDonalds can have that effect on you.
Make you dumber, I mean.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:32 am
by Aegis
[QUOTE=ik911]Rule #2: Men do not obey rules. Rules are to be applied when convenient.[/QUOTE]
Ah, no! That breaks the code of guys! We follow it strictly, lest you become less a man!
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:52 am
by fable
Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.
Dear gods, it's not even a matter of renting the film: it's just simply in incredibly bad, overwrought movie. With no subtlety, plot holes as big as Paris, and characters that are about as real as anything ever done by Disney.
And I was on a plane when it was shown, so you can't pin this one on me, copper!
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:03 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=fable]
Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.
Dear gods, it's not even a matter of renting the film: it's just simply in incredibly bad, overwrought movie. [/QUOTE]
Yeah, I told my mom about that and she told me "keep with your space movies then if you're so clever"
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:24 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=fable]
Rule #1: Thou shalt not rent Chocolat.
Dear gods, it's not even a matter of renting the film: it's just simply in incredibly bad, overwrought movie. With no subtlety, plot holes as big as Paris, and characters that are about as real as anything ever done by Disney.
And I was on a plane when it was shown, so you can't pin this one on me, copper!
[/QUOTE]
you fall into a loop-hole. You didn't rent it
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:46 pm
by fable
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Yeah, I told my mom about that and she told me "keep with your space movies then if you're so clever"
[/QUOTE]
A bad film is a bad film. I don't care whether it's an action flick or a chick flick. Its crew deserve to be shot, its director disemboweled, its producer sent to prison for life, and its stars fed to rabid parrots.
If this comes across as a bit strong to anybody, well, I'm sorry. But that's the way we tough, macho guys are.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:55 pm
by ik911
As a man you HAVE to be a rebel! No-one commands you what to do! (ofcourse you apply the sacred code's rules at all times, but you don't talk about them... wait a moment... you just did!)
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:02 pm
by Luis Antonio
Another rule:
#7790513249 - You'll watch 2001 and, at the end, you'll say "Daaaamn..."
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:11 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Another rule:
#7790513249 - You'll watch 2001 and, at the end, you'll say "Daaaamn..."[/QUOTE]
Thats not so much part of the code of men, more of just something that should be done
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:13 pm
by Luis Antonio
make it an adendum then, for reaching the puberty
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:50 pm
by Locke Da'averan
#149,000: Never, NEVER talk about times when you've cried with your mates, doesn't matter how drunk or buddy you are, NEVER do so
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:23 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]#149,000: Never, NEVER talk about times when you've cried with your mates, doesn't matter how drunk or buddy you are, NEVER do so[/QUOTE]
What you cry when you're drunk? tsc tsc
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:03 pm
by fable
Never bend at the knees while trying to lift anything. If this means you acquire a herniated disk, so be it. Bending at the knees is for sissies, not real men.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:28 pm
by Tower_Master
Argh. Too many rules for a guy to read or understand! The pain, the pain.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:30 pm
by Aegis
[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Argh. Too many rules for a guy to read or understand! The pain, the pain.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry. Most of these are bred into us. The rest need to be taught... (In Fas's case, exploited
)