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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 7:21 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>What happened to Preparations A though G?</STRONG>
You really don't want to know. :eek:

Who really is the fairest one of all?

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 9:29 pm
by Aegis
Depends.. Is this person impartial, or bribed off? :D

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 10:27 pm
by Panther Blkct
The best question of all...
Why?


Why are the smilie things :) called graemlins?

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 10:48 pm
by Aegis
I shall recite the poem, "The Philospher"...

*Eh-hem*

I? Why?

Thank you... :D

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 10:49 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>You really don't want to know. :eek:

Who really is the fairest one of all?</STRONG>
Probably you, I mean just take a look at Hotaru's skin color... ;)

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 12:00 am
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>Probably you, I mean just take a look at Hotaru's skin color... ;) </STRONG>
*giggles* You're such a tease. ;) :p :D

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 6:31 am
by Shadow Sandrock
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>*giggles* You're such a tease. ;) :p :D </STRONG>
Is that a compliment? ;)

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 9:24 am
by Aegis
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>Is that a compliment? ;) </STRONG>
Probably more like a warning... :D

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 9:04 pm
by KidD01
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>Is that a compliment? ;) </STRONG>
A little advise, if you want to succeed you should reply "Yes Dear"

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 4:00 am
by Shadow Sandrock
Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>A little advise, if you want to succeed you should reply "Yes Dear"</STRONG>
But isn't she already going out with someone? Besides, she's just a friend ;)

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 12:39 pm
by Aegis
the yes dear is often followed by the crack of a whip... :D

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 12:47 pm
by HighLordDave
It's actually a Pavlovian response indoctrinated into those of us who sign up for "the program."

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 1:35 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>It's actually a Pavlovian response indoctrinated into those of us who sign up for "the program."</STRONG>
Hopefully not the Starlights one :eek:

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 2:06 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>It's actually a Pavlovian response indoctrinated into those of us who sign up for "the program."</STRONG>
Should I really ask...

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 3:25 pm
by HighLordDave
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>Hopefully not the Starlights one :eek: </STRONG>
Nope. Nor is it Amway or anything else that involves selling something. No, my friends, "the program" is something far more insidious that begins with the words "I do" . . .

As a guy, your individual identity is stripped away and replaced with that of you and your wife. Your opinion no longer really matters; sure, she may ask you about your preferences, but don't for a minute think that anything you say means a damn thing. That's where the "yes, dear" reflex kicks in. Of course, you gain the "selective hearing" power and (nominal) control over the garage and computer room in your house.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 5:49 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>But isn't she already going out with someone?</STRONG>
Nope, I'm not. :(

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 5:54 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>(nominal) control over the garage and computer room in your house.</STRONG>
That's if you're lucky. ;) My dad wasn't lucky. We don't have a garage. And the only way my dad could really get any computer control was to get himself a computer(before that, I was the only one with a computer) and to get mom her own computer.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 6:34 pm
by Shadow Sandrock
Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Nope, I'm not. :( </STRONG>
Is that a hint? ;)

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 6:47 pm
by Sailor Saturn
Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
<STRONG>Is that a hint? ;) </STRONG>
If I answered that, I'd be providing too much information. :rolleyes: You've got to figure that out on your own. ;) :p :D

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 7:29 pm
by Maharlika
Originally posted by HighLordDave:
<STRONG>Nope. Nor is it Amway or anything else that involves selling something. No, my friends, "the program" is something far more insidious that begins with the words "I do" . . .

As a guy, your individual identity is stripped away and replaced with that of you and your wife. Your opinion no longer really matters; sure, she may ask you about your preferences, but don't for a minute think that anything you say means a damn thing. That's where the "yes, dear" reflex kicks in. Of course, you gain the "selective hearing" power and (nominal) control over the garage and computer room in your house.</STRONG>
LoL! I can relate to that! :D

The "yes, dear" is often followed too with a sigh :( when the wife is finished checking out one shop and heads for the next :mad: ...

Why do women just love shopping?