My hermit cabin

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 1:06 am

Does no one care that there is a bleeding man on the porch???!!?!?

Oh, the humanity!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 9:54 am

puts on Magical Wonder Bra that raises Charisma to 25

Arise, Bunnies!!! You have nothing to lose but your fluffiness!!!

all the little bunnies fling VoodooDali back into the cabin and then with great hops and leaps CHARGE into the cabin

Mwahahahaha!

Opens front door

Arise, Gwally!!! You have nothing to lose but that rock embedded in your forehead!!!

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 10:04 am

One of the old hermit's dogs come yelping quite sick, belches loudly, and out comes the contents of the package AN was trying to deliver. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, specialized for killing killer bunnies.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 12:57 pm

all the little bunnies fling VoodooDali back into the cabin and then with great hops and leaps CHARGE into the cabin

.......and run directly into Buzzy, who is taking the day off from the tavern.

The Old Man tires to sheild his eyes from the Magical Wonder Bra, but he is to late. (Damn age is slowing my reaction time down). Calls up his old buddies to come over, and Voodoodali is immediatly surrounded by a horde of drooling dirty old men, including Gwally, who is once again overcome with the Wandering Hand.

As The Old Hermit chase Voodoo around the cabin, popping his dentures in and out of place most impressivly, he accidently kicks the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade........................

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 1:49 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
As The Old Hermit chase Voodoo around the cabin, popping his dentures in and out of place most impressivly, he accidently kicks the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade........................

..........and as the dust settles after the Holy Hand Grenade detonates, Sailor Saturn begins cleaning up the cabin, collecting the patches of fluffy bunny fur and such in a basket for the Old Hermit to throw at kids on Easter. All the while, muttering in her French accent, "Poor, poor usagi-chan," and giggling.

<french accent>Monsieur BS, you should be more careful. </french accent>

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:08 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Does no one care that there is a bleeding man on the porch???!!?!? Oh, the humanity!

That's odd... You have been in the SYM for such a long time, and still expect people to care about a bleeding man on the porch?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:11 pm

He's probably lucky no one's stolen his wallet yet

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:18 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
He's probably lucky no one's stolen his wallet yet

...and accidentally stepped on him.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:20 pm

LOL Especially with all the people coming and going

This is one very busy hermit cabin

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:31 pm

I wonder if BS knows what "hermit" actually is... ?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:33 pm

LOL He might but no one else seems to

Although it would make this thread very boring if they did

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:40 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
LOL He might but no one else seems to Although it would make this thread very boring if they did

Doesn't "Hermit Cabin" mean "Place to spam"?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:42 pm

On this board anything means place to spam

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:42 pm

That's true.

I've never heard of a hermit who excites with the words "nurse" and "mini-skirt", though.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 5:45 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
That's true.

I've never heard of a hermit who excites with the words "nurse" and "mini-skirt", though.

LOL

Maybe he's a hermit in training

Not yet ready to give up certain aspects of civilization

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 6:03 pm

Gwally finally come to and discovers that the rock embedded in his head was really just a Hollywood prop - all this time! The blood is really catsup! He feels acutely embarassed until he discovers that his wallet is gone....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 6:07 pm

Does no one care that there is a bleeding man on the porch???!!?!? Oh, the humanity!

Oh, I can't believe I forgot about you that soon.

Launches a bunnie at Gwally for standing there and bleeding on his porch.

Some people got no manners at all

Passes the wallet to Ned, quick, pay Sleep off.

I've never heard of a hermit who excites with the words "nurse" and "mini-skirt", though

hermit I may be, but I am still a man.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 10:46 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
hermit I may be, but I am still a man.

I thought you might be a crab....

Get it?

Hermit - - - - crab?

Hermit Crab?

A small crab that lives in a shell?

Get it?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 10:57 pm

Gwally, sometimes I fear for your sanity.

Of course I don't think I have the right to talk.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 11:08 pm

Better to be a crab then to have 'em, right BS?