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Does no one care that there is a bleeding man on the porch???!!?!? Oh, the humanity!

puts on Magical Wonder Bra that raises Charisma to 25

Arise, Bunnies!!! You have nothing to lose but your fluffiness!!!

all the little bunnies fling VoodooDali back into the cabin and then with great hops and leaps CHARGE into the cabin

Mwahahahaha!

Opens front door

Arise, Gwally!!! You have nothing to lose but that rock embedded in your forehead!!!

One of the old hermit's dogs come yelping quite sick, belches loudly, and out comes the contents of the package AN was trying to deliver. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, specialized for killing killer bunnies.

all the little bunnies fling VoodooDali back into the cabin and then with great hops and leaps CHARGE into the cabin

.......and run directly into Buzzy, who is taking the day off from the tavern.

The Old Man tires to sheild his eyes from the Magical Wonder Bra, but he is to late. (Damn age is slowing my reaction time down). Calls up his old buddies to come over, and Voodoodali is immediatly surrounded by a horde of drooling dirty old men, including Gwally, who is once again overcome with the Wandering Hand.

As The Old Hermit chase Voodoo around the cabin, popping his dentures in and out of place most impressivly, he accidently kicks the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade........................

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
As The Old Hermit chase Voodoo around the cabin, popping his dentures in and out of place most impressivly, he accidently kicks the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade........................

..........and as the dust settles after the Holy Hand Grenade detonates, Sailor Saturn begins cleaning up the cabin, collecting the patches of fluffy bunny fur and such in a basket for the Old Hermit to throw at kids on Easter. All the while, muttering in her French accent, "Poor, poor usagi-chan," and giggling.


<french accent>Monsieur BS, you should be more careful. </french accent>

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Does no one care that there is a bleeding man on the porch???!!?!? Oh, the humanity!

That's odd... You have been in the SYM for such a long time, and still expect people to care about a bleeding man on the porch?

He's probably lucky no one's stolen his wallet yet

Originally posted by T'lainya
He's probably lucky no one's stolen his wallet yet

...and accidentally stepped on him.

LOL Especially with all the people coming and going This is one very busy hermit cabin

I wonder if BS knows what "hermit" actually is... ?

LOL He might but no one else seems to Although it would make this thread very boring if they did

Originally posted by T'lainya
LOL He might but no one else seems to Although it would make this thread very boring if they did

Doesn't "Hermit Cabin" mean "Place to spam"?

On this board anything means place to spam

That's true.

I've never heard of a hermit who excites with the words "nurse" and "mini-skirt", though.

Originally posted by Minerva
That's true.

I've never heard of a hermit who excites with the words "nurse" and "mini-skirt", though.

LOL Maybe he's a hermit in training Not yet ready to give up certain aspects of civilization

Gwally finally come to and discovers that the rock embedded in his head was really just a Hollywood prop - all this time! The blood is really catsup! He feels acutely embarassed until he discovers that his wallet is gone....

Does no one care that there is a bleeding man on the porch???!!?!? Oh, the humanity!

Oh, I can't believe I forgot about you that soon. Launches a bunnie at Gwally for standing there and bleeding on his porch.

Some people got no manners at all

Passes the wallet to Ned, quick, pay Sleep off.

I've never heard of a hermit who excites with the words "nurse" and "mini-skirt", though

hermit I may be, but I am still a man.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
hermit I may be, but I am still a man.

I thought you might be a crab....

Get it?

Hermit - - - - crab?

Hermit Crab?

A small crab that lives in a shell?

Get it?

Gwally, sometimes I fear for your sanity.

Of course I don't think I have the right to talk.

Better to be a crab then to have 'em, right BS?