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I could never accept the hunger one, but as for the self-defence. That is actually reasonable.

I've seen the way they stare at you and me alike....forever silent but always plotting.....And then when your asleep BAM!!

Sorry rambling on again. :o :D
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Oh well, if you're going to go off on a tangent...

I just realised that it was only a week ago that I was posting about my 100th post. Now I'm closing in on 300. Proof that SYM eats your life away?? BAM indeed.
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by Tamerlane
@ Fas

So full of hate aren't you :p ;)
It's not hate.

He's driven by a deep need to have as much female attention as will be given. His clever scheme (which works) is to use reverse psychology until all of the women of SYM spend their days hugging him and feeding him tea. Unfortunately, he neglected his own weakness and now stands to lose even more ground.

This is war after all. *wants to insert one of Beldin's war-like smilies here, but doesn't know how* :D


*hugs CM*

*takes out a little board and notches one for the women*
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I know how to stop Kamel...

NO-ONE CAN WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF THE MUPPETS!! (Sends personal hit-man Guy Smiley to assassinate Kameleon)
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Hmmm, I wonder if Fas is going to take that, hugs from a woman, and from a Dark flame to boot.

*AN looks at board, wonders if Fas is really a woman* :D
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Hmmm, I wonder if Fas is going to take that, hugs from a woman, and from a Dark flame to boot.

*AN looks at board, wonders if Fas is really a woman* :D
That's been my theory ALL along. Either that, or he's a man who wants to stay at home cooking and cleaning while the woman brings home the bacon :D
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Originally posted by Kameleon
Hmm sex change...
*pulls out her glaive* Did someone call for a sex change? :D
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*Gives CM Spiked armour*
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Originally posted by craig
*Gives CM Spiked armour*
But...Craig :(

How will *I* hug CM now? *looks sad*

;) *hug*
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Originally posted by Vivien
How will *I* hug CM now? *looks sad*
Um, very awkward and painfully? I would imagine it would be something like hugging a hedgehog or porcupine. Image
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Her hardest hue to hold.
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So dawn goes down to day.
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AN shoots out his acid spit, burning of the spiked armor, cackles in glee, as CM is now without protection from the hugs, perfect distraction from himself. AN looks around sees cute furry bunnies, eeeeeeeeekkkkk, runs away a step behind their furry fluffy wuffiness.
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@kayless, hugging hedgehogs isn't that bad, i've had 9. and not those big ugly brown kind you have in europe, but those small cute ones from africa. and plus, mine is albino, so there (the other 8 died)
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Originally posted by Kameleon
Oh well, if you're going to go off on a tangent...
I'd rather go off on a sine or cosine.
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Originally posted by craig
*Gives CM Spiked armour*
What's this??? Have you turned to the dark side Ferret? :eek:

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Originally posted by craig
*Gives CM Spiked armour*
*creeps up on CM and chops the spikes off his armour* :D

@Viv ;)
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Originally posted by Vivien
But...Craig :(
How will *I* hug CM now? *looks sad*
;) *hug*
With a tin opener?
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Re: I know how to stop Kamel...
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
NO-ONE CAN WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF THE MUPPETS!! (Sends personal hit-man Guy Smiley to assassinate Kameleon)
I think that from the debacle with the rasta fly and the handgrenade, you should have learned that assassination attempts against me are doomed to failure. BTW, I stuffed Guy's body into his mouth. He is digesting his torso as we speak.

And CM, I think that your spiky armour has been removed. Three times. 'Cos you're so cuddly :D
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Actually, it was all an attempt to get rid of Guy Smiley. You have been made an unwitting pawn of my terrible plan to...well, get rid of Guy Smiley. Ta.

@CM-Try stapling some of AR's hedgehogs to your armor. That should hold Viv off for a while...
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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Actually, it was all an attempt to get rid of Guy Smiley. You have been made an unwitting pawn of my terrible plan to...well, get rid of Guy Smiley. Ta.
Bah, you're just trying to cover up that he failed. His bungled attempt, I am sure, is chafing at you even in your island hideaway, and soon you will come to kill me yourself. Your failure is assured.
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@CM-Try stapling some of AR's hedgehogs to your armor. That should hold Viv off for a while...
But those hedgehogs are so cuddly... :D
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Originally posted by Kameleon
Bah, you're just trying to cover up that he failed. His bungled attempt, I am sure, is chafing at you even in your island hideaway, and soon you will come to kill me yourself. Your failure is assured.
Nah, I think I'll just work on my tan, instead.
How does that song go again? "Oh my island in the sun.."
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