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Originally posted by Obsidian
If by amusing you mean TERRIFYING!!!

Leave fable alone, his heart couldn't handle the unexpected surprise of a ragged hermit popping through his floor I like the old guy!

But how else will I get promoted to SYM?

@BS are you planing on doing everyone in SYM?

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
@BS are you planing on doing everyone in SYM?

Thats a mighty long journey

yes it would be, BS has probably got the time. @bs, aren't you the one who wrote part of my essay for history once?

@BS are you planing on doing everyone in SYM?

I'll brobably get tired long before that. But, as I am bored at the moment, ............................



BS gathered his strength for yet another climb up the tunnels. Ever the optimist, he was convinced that he was closer than evr to his goal.

Peering over the floor, he made out a quite normal looking room. This seemed to be a welcome respite, even if he did find no sign of the object of his desire. But something did catch his eye, a rather large black book. From the size of the thing, he could imagine page after page of phone numbers. reaching out, he opened the book, and, yes, he say dozens of female numbers. Excited, he began to memorize them,.....oh, wait, what is this? all 900, 976, of the regular blow off fake numbers....hey, that one was the ghostbuster's number. disgusted, BS replaced the book, wondering why anyone would bother to give 4 stars to an all night party line.

Well, nothing else of note, so he had just decided to head back to the tunnels, when the door crashed open and in walked.....what the hell is that?

A young man came striding confidently through the door. The figuer was wearing a garbage can, with wholes cut out for his arms. Atop his head, a helmet, wel at least BS supposed that the kettle was supposed to be a helmet. The figure strod forth boldly, waving his weapon, a plunger from the looks of it, and using the lid of the garbage can as a shield. All sorts of strange things spewed from his mouth, thee's ,thous, poxes, for honor....ah....
Sir Nippy, the Paladin had entered the room.

It soon became apparant why the young man was fully....armored. A small spider lowered itself from the cieling in front of the young man. Uttering something to the effect of..Thy time has come oh foul beast, prepare for thy thrashing, Nippy began to swing his mighty plunger.

Within moments, the room was a total wreck, with one wild swing bringing a bookcase down upon the paladin, leaving him lying in the floor, the plunger firmly stuck to his head. As if in disgust, the spider slowly lowered itself to the floor and scurried of.

As Nippy began to extract himself from his situation, evidently unaware of the plunger on his head as he searched for his "trusty blade", BS lowered himself back into the tunnels.

This was getting weirder and wierder by the moment. But, on he would go, his prize was to great to be denied him. Besides, surely he could see nothing as strange as what he had seen in the past few days, surely the worst was over.....right?

BS whistlked as he wandered down the next tunnel.....

Oh LOL!!! BS *hug* wonderful job!!!!





(P.S. @Waverly: What does a 'Vivien the Little Mermaid' bath toy do anyway?)

Its best not to ask such questions.

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Its best not to ask such questions.

Said from personal experience?

Some man must have really 'done a number on you'?

Or even conceive them...

@ Aegis, only those who are wise and powerful may get the coveted SYM mod position. Unless you get the pity vote like fable If it comes down to pity, I'll vote for you

ROLF BS, brilliant work!

(I can laugh at myself, but you better watch outm the plunger will get you! )

Great one, Sensei!

So, this must be the second coming of your Be? I must say, you got that writer's fingers in you... just hope that those fingers just do what they are supposed to do...

LMAO BS you're one gifted lurker

Now who's your next target ?

Originally posted by KidD01
LMAO BS you're one gifted lurker

Now who's your next target ?

Lets have a vote folks, next target for me is:

GEORGI!

Originally posted by Nippy
Lets have a vote folks, next target for me is:
GEORGI!

Too bad BS is the one who's writing the journal aye ??

Let's see :
Waverly.......check
Aegis...........check
Sleepy.........check
Weasel........check
Nippy...........check

Well, He seems to have left to frozen wastelands of Canada after hitting Aegis, so I'm safe enough. Vote wise, hmm... its funny no matter what!

He has to go thru the guys first - after all, he's searching SYM for his true love so the women will be last.

Originally posted by Nippy
Lets have a vote folks, next target for me is:

GEORGI!

It's a good job nobody's asking you

Originally posted by Georgi
It's a good job nobody's asking you

Perhaps I should consider do some tunneling job towards Georgis Palace

Originally posted by Gruntboy
He has to go thru the guys first - after all, he's searching SYM for his true love so the women will be last.

Then wouldn't he finish off with Ned?