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Originally posted by T'lainya

I am speechless and shocked

So am I, but I can't say it was totally unexpected...

Originally posted by Minerva


So am I, but I can't say it was totally unexpected...

LOL considering he likes speedos..

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a superman. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?


Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Originally posted by Vivien



Okay

*starts to smile but gets a suspicious look in her eye.*

This is to an actual 'prom', right? This isn't another of those "Oops I have a flat...we'll have to spend the night in the backseat of my car holding each other to conserve heat."?

Umm *Crosses fingers behind back, while stabbing tyres with an ice-pick*...yes, it is. Honest. Heh, heh, heh.

Re: Re: Guidebook for Weasels

Originally posted by T'lainya
You were saying???

I was saying... that's not my Evil Plan (tm)

Originally posted by T'lainya

I am speechless and shocked

Don't worry, my plan isn't all together yet.

Yes, Lord Darth Weasel. The time shall come for Evil to DOMINATE this sorry civillisation - as soon as we forge our new alliance and solidify the "MASTER PLAN"

Am I hallucinating...

Originally posted by KidD01
Yes, Lord Darth Weasel. The time shall come for Evil to DOMINATE this sorry civillisation - as soon as we forge our new alliance and solidify the "MASTER PLAN"

...or is Lone Wolf pervy-bunny-lover here has finally seen the light?


If so, welcome to the club!

Light ?? You are clearly mistaken. The Guide Book of Weasels finally complete my true identity I am pure evil now, and so does Weasel. We will DOMINATE this world.........INCINERATE it with the "UNHOLY WEAPON".........and so it shall be written how the river of blood flows in mankind history

Unholy Weapon?!!!...

Originally posted by KidD01
Light ?? You are clearly mistaken. The Guide Book of Weasels finally complete my true identity I am pure evil now, and so does Weasel. We will DOMINATE this world.........INCINERATE it with the "UNHOLY WEAPON".........and so it shall be written how the river of blood flows in mankind history

...why does it reek of something pervy...

BTW, haven't you heard of the dark light?

Au contraire...

Originally posted by KidD01
Light ?? You are clearly mistaken. The Guide Book of Weasels finally complete my true identity I am pure evil now, and so does Weasel. We will DOMINATE this world.........INCINERATE it with the "UNHOLY WEAPON".........and so it shall be written how the river of blood flows in mankind history

If you and Weasel are playing with your unholy weapons, I don't think it's rivers of blood that will be flowing...

Re: Unholy Weapon?!!!...

Originally posted by Maharlika
BTW, haven't you heard of the dark light?
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Pardon me ? I do know DEATH RAY anyway, and I'll gladly show the Holy Warriors how it feels

Uh oh...

Originally posted by Georgi


If you and Weasel are playing with your unholy weapons, I don't think it's rivers of blood that will be flowing...

...looks like Gorgeous One has blown your covers...

Hey, G.O. caught them red-handed?

Uh...thanks but fergetabatit...

Originally posted by KidD01

... and I'll gladly show the Holy Warriors how it feels

...I'll pass on THAT one... thanks for the warning, Georgi!

Re: Uh oh...

Originally posted by Maharlika
Hey, G.O. caught them red-handed?

Thankfully not, that would be too traumatic...

@Georgi : Rest assure Georgeous. You won't have any idea what that UNHOLY WEAPON is, since my Stealthy army will kidnap you and took you into my hidden bunker base. I shall treat you royally shower you with my deepest affection and in the end you will give in and become The BARONESS of DARKNESS. You'll be mine ! All mine !!!!!!!!!! *blow kiss towards Georgi*

@Mh : Despite of the comment, I sense your evil side has already awaken. It's the matter of time before you shall join your former known HIGH COMM Leader now known as Darth Weasel and fight for his true cause only

<EDIT> and correction my dear Georgous, We only build one UNHOLY WEAPON; I know you're being cynical - but you'll be mine !!!!!!!

OMG...

Originally posted by KidD01
I shall threat you royally shower you with my deepest affection

Is that a euphemism?

Moi? Evil?...

Originally posted by KidD01

@Mh : Despite of the comment, I sense your evil side has already awaken. It's the matter of time before you shall join your former known HIGH COMM Leader now known as Darth Weasel and fight for his true cause only

...naaaahhh... I'm just starting to heat up!

@Gorgeous One: Never fear the KidD... remember the gift I gave you last Xmas?

Re: Moi? Evil?...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...naaaahhh... I'm just starting to heat up!

Sounds like you're having an effect after all, KidD

@Gorgeous One: Never fear the KidD... remember the gift I gave you last Xmas?

Ah yes, I must try and find that... I think I lent it to VoodooDali...

Re: OMG...

Originally posted by Georgi
Is that a euphemism?

*KidD takes off his Ultra Fast Typing Gloves, and starts tweak it a bit* Pardon me, Georgeous - Due the bubble bath incident with vivien, I haven't recalibrate my gloves I believe some of the champagne poured by vivien accidentally spilled into my gloves.