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Originally posted by Kayless

You don't know Fat Bastard when you see him? Then you must be one of three people that never saw Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. You poor sod.

Well I knew that. But, I suppose you are right, Kayless. That was a very disturbing scene in Austin Powers 2. And I have you to thank for the images being in my head at this moment. I guess I wont be eating for the next 12 hours.

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Well I knew that. But, I suppose you are right, Kayless. That was a very disturbing scene in Austin Powers 2. And I have you to thank for the images being in my head at this moment. I guess I wont be eating for the next 12 hours.

It’s a great way to lose weight. Whenever you think of food, watch the scene where the naked Fat Bastard eats chicken in bed while Heather Graham tries not to throw up as she inserts a tracking device in his ass crack.

Originally posted by Kayless

It’s a great way to lose weight. Whenever you think of food, watch the scene where the naked Fat Bastard eats chicken in bed while Heather Graham tries not to throw up as she inserts a tracking device in his ass crack.

It might be a good way to lose weight, but its also self torture, and Im not one to do such things

Originally posted by Tybaltus
It might be a good way to lose weight, but its also self torture, and Im not one to do such things

You sure? I have some more pictures of Fat Bastard that I'd be happy to share with you.

Thank you thank you, least I can make you go on a guil....Wait, I'm inosent


Thank you

Originally posted by Kayless

You sure? I have some more pictures of Fat Bastard that I'd be happy to share with you.

You have no remorce for those weaker than you, eh, Kayless?

@craig-well now the name of the thread is no longer relavent. You hit 4000 posts 303 ago!

Originally posted by Tybaltus
You have no remorce for those weaker than you, eh, Kayless?

Ha, remorse is for the weak! Right Fat Bastard?

"AYE LADDIE!"
(Sorry about horribly derailing your topic Craig)

Originally posted by Kayless

Ha, remorse is for the weak! Right Fat Bastard?

"AYE LADDIE!"
(Sorry about horribly derailing your topic Craig)

Yeah, sorry craig. I guess Kayless just takes pleasure in other people's misfortune.
Kayless-Do you have some strange obsession with extremely obese men? or Are you taking pleasure through my misfortune? Or both?

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Yeah, sorry craig. I guess Kayless just takes pleasure in other people's misfortune.

Yep. I'm more evil than Weasel (Heh, that almost rhymes).

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Kayless-Do you have some strange obsession with extremely obese men? or Are you taking pleasure through my misfortune? Or both?

Hmmm, I think perhaps both. What can I say, a disgruntled Scottish guard known for his lethal temper and unusual eating habits who weighs a metric ton is just too fascinating not to bring up (Besides, Goldmember opened today).

Originally posted by Kayless

Hmmm, I think perhaps both. What can I say, a disgruntled Scottish guard known for his lethal temper and unusual eating habits who weighs a metric ton is just too fascinating not to bring up (Besides, Goldmember opened today).

Did you see Goldmember? I havent seen it yet. But I am looking forward to.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Did you see Goldmember? I havent seen it yet. But I am looking forward to.

I'm planning on seeing it later today.

Originally posted by Kayless

I'm planning on seeing it later today.

Be sure to tell me what you think. Im about to stop by http://rottentomatoes.com to see what the critics think. Im willing to bet they liked it, even if the critics like to bash movies.

Well 54% of the critics liked it. Thats a surprisingly low percentage. I beleive the other Austin Powers movies did better than that, according to the critics. Oh well, my expectation is still high of the movie, because I dont let the critics tell me what to think.

Originally posted by Kayless
A friend of mine went to see it earlier today. He said it's not as good as the first two, but has enough big laughs to make it worth seeing. That's good enough for me.

Thats probably why the critics didnt like it. They probably had a high expectation, and when they got slightly dissapointed, they bashed the movie, though I read some of the negative critic's views and they really didnt bash it that much. I usually just go to the site, just to hear the critics bashing a movie, like I read all of the reviews for movies like Scooby Doo, Scorpion King, Dungeons and Dragons, and Battlefield Earth just to hear the critics bash the movie. The Dugeons and Dragons one was very amusing.

Kayless, you have single-handedly destroyed my appetite for the next three weeks.
I hope you're happy with yourself.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Kayless, you have single-handedly destroyed my appetite for the next three weeks.
I hope you're happy with yourself.

I'm sure you can think of at least one way to regain your appetite...

Originally posted by Kayless
A friend of mine went to see it earlier today. He said it's not as good as the first two, but has enough big laughs to make it worth seeing. That's good enough for me.

That's pretty much what I thought.

@Georgi-I'm all out! And I just watched American Beauty, which only exacerbates the problem...

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
@Georgi-I'm all out! And I just watched American Beauty, which only exacerbates the problem...

Im sorry to hear that. You have my sympathy.

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Im sorry to hear that. You have my sympathy.

Thanks, mate. It'll be tough, but I'm sure I can pull through this...