The Lurker Thread

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:06 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
I think this has become the thread that has succeeded in luring lurkers out of the closet

Speak for yourself

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:07 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
I think this has become the thread that has succeeded in luring lurkers out of the closet

Well I think that Chanak is the only official lurker involved in this conversation, though Zelgadis posted earlier.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:10 pm

@Ty:

Well I think that Chanak is the only official lurker involved in this conversation, though Zelgadis posted earlier.

Bah!

I've repented, you see. *pppppppbbtt*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:15 pm

Official Church of Spam Announcement...

*Ahem*

All applicants to the Church of Spam should direct their paperwork to dragon wench, the official Preacherette.

Thank you.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:15 pm

I get the strange feeling this place isn't for me, although I notice that when I had a lurking parlour it only managed to acrue about 40 posts in several months, so when I lurk I lurk to maximum effect

However my current SPD of 15.91 does mark me down as a spammer

however it used to be 16.49 so I am kicking the habit slowly

*lurk* *lurk*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:16 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
@Ty:
Bah! I've repented, you see. *pppppppbbtt*

Well good for you.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:17 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

*lurk* *lurk*

That is so profound!! I never thought of that!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:21 pm

Re: Official Church of Spam Announcement...

Originally posted by Chanak
*Ahem*

All applicants to the Church of Spam should direct their paperwork to dragon wench, the official Preacherette.

Thank you.

ROFL

I'm not sure to what I owe such an honour, but I will ensure that all potential suppli....erm...applicants are subject to rigorous examination prior to admittance

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:23 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
That is so profound!! I never thought of that!!

My profundity amazes me, even to the point of not having anything useful left to say at this point *lurk* *lurk*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:25 pm

@DW:

but I will ensure that all potential suppli....erm...applicants are subject to rigorous examination prior to admittance

Er...and what, might I ask - on behalf of our dear Lurkers (since they are too shy to emerge

) - would this...rigorous examination entail? Hmmm?

@Sleepy:

It is clearly demonstrated here why you, dear sir, possess the ultimate powers of Spam. Lurk on!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:30 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
@Sleepy: It is clearly demonstrated here why you, dear sir, possess the ultimate powers of Spam. Lurk on!

Indeed, I posess something, powers is something I don't posess anymore (non-mod after all

) except the power of my mind and my fingers and frankly my mind is screwed and my fingers are just autonomous, erm, what were my fingers talking about again?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:32 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
@DW:

Er...and what, might I ask - on behalf of our dear Lurkers (since they are too shy to emerge ) - would this...rigorous examination entail? Hmmm?

*grins* Oh....nothing terribly evil...I assure you.....*adjusts halo*

I would only wish to be sure we can accommodate all their requirements

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:39 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

My profundity amazes me, even to the point of not having anything useful left to say at this point *lurk* *lurk*

LMAO!

how are you anyway?

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:39 pm

I was lurking quite successful for two pages, but the onerous requirement for paperwork demands that a stand be taken and voice be given.... um... ok... I'm finished with this. Thank you very much. Oh, no problem at all... really.

*cracks his knuckles* It will be interesting to see if you can meet all my requirements.... unlike the others before you... *evil laugh*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:42 pm

@DW:

*grins* Oh....nothing terribly evil...I assure you.....*adjusts halo* I would only wish to be sure we can accommodate all their requirements

Okay, got it.

*Ahem*

All applicants please head to the "Home for the Depraved" thread for their...examination.

Thank you.

@Sleepy:

I think you were postulating about the general lack of sense that your fingers seem to make when you suddenly pop in a thread and begin denying that you have a sound mind and the uber-powers of a demi-god...mod status or no mod status...and that your mind seems to be screwed though quite frankly I don't see any evidence of this and anyway - what was I really trying to say here? I'm not really sure now.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:43 pm

Originally posted by thantor3

*cracks his knuckles* It will be interesting to see if you can meet all my requirements.... unlike the others before you... *evil laugh*

Oh? is that a challenge?

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:47 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Oh? is that a challenge?

Hardly, wench. More of a visual aid.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:48 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
@DW:

Okay, got it.

*Ahem*

All applicants please head to the "Home for the Depraved" thread for their...examination.

Thank you.

I thought that got closed down by the health authorities !

*sneaks off to home for the depraved in order to dust off a few important items*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:53 pm

Originally posted by thantor3

Hardly, wench. More of a visual aid.

Heh, admitting your age now?

Try the bifocals, they may offer further insight

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 4:01 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
However my current SPD of 15.91 does mark me down as a spammer however it used to be 16.49 so I am kicking the habit slowly *lurk* *lurk*

What's the official cut-off SPD between lurkers and spammers?

edit: I am currently at 6.34 ppd. Am I a lurker?