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Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 12:43 am
by UserUnfriendly
"Stop thinking like him, please!"
aqua, all men think like this, but most men have been operantly conditioned to not say it....
x: honey, does this dress make me look fat??
y: yep....
(smack!!!!!)
x: honey, does this dress make me look fat??
y: no dear....
x: good boy....
hey, you know this, youre married, arent ya???
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:44 am
by Littiz
Pure spam here.... I'll join...
@AC, this is the funniest topic-title ever!
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 6:06 am
by Kayless
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 7:19 am
by Kameleon
This has been an advertisement brought to you, in part, by the denizens and spammers of SYM. Please come join us in our insanity. We won't hurt you. Much.
Originally posted by the froggy nutter
Woman: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Man: "I don't think the dress has anything to do with it."
WHACK 
Man: "Every bone... shattered, organs... leaking vital fluids... crotch imploded... spleen...still unaccounted for..." 
Wo-man: Does this dress make me look fat?
Man: No, your fat makes you look fat.
*bloody killing ensues*
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:45 am
by Aqua-chan
Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
hey, you know this, youre married, arent ya???
No...
Littiz, I really didn't mean for this thing to go the the Spam Hounds, it' sjust sorta... happened. I predict Fable giving me a huge lecture on this: I know it's coming....
BS, get a life, man...
And why are we all talking about the Eternal Question that Men with Never Be Able to Answer? That should be strictly SYM!
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:07 pm
by UserUnfriendly
ok, i'm going to be nice, especially since i started the anomen abuse thread in another forum.....
ok, that weenie guy in the docks, the one who tries to convince you you owe him money??
why did no mod maker ever pick that up and run away with it to make a fun quest?
and habib would be a fun quest to add on, as well...
habib: hey, give that sword back....sob, wwwaaaahhhhh.....
pc: stop crying, before i really hurt you, why did you throw that &^%$#!!! sword at me???
jahiera: look charname, this sword, this scimatar is magical, and a very high degree of magic too...and look, its got a message written on the blade..."please come rescue me, i am held by the dark sorceress aqua chan in her dark dungeon of sin and depravity....signed, anoweenie...."
actually might be fun....
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 3:20 am
by garazdawi
Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
habib: hey, give that sword back....sob, wwwaaaahhhhh.....
pc: stop crying, before i really hurt you, why did you throw that &^%$#!!! sword at me???
jahiera: look charname, this sword, this scimatar is magical, and a very high degree of magic too...and look, its got a message written on the blade..."please come rescue me, i am held by the dark sorceress aqua chan in her dark dungeon of sin and depravity....signed, anoweenie...."
actually might be fun....
LOL LOL now there is a mod I would love to have
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 4:37 am
by Littiz
Originally posted by Aqua-chan
And why are we all talking about the Eternal Question that Men with Never Be Able to Answer?
I'm able...
You guys, see, you have to be nice with women, tell them
what they want to hear
Woman: Does this dress make me look fat?
Littiz: Absolutely NOT, great dressing, actually the fat is concealed pretty well!
Woman: raises menacing a knife for no understandable reason
Littiz: runs wondering what went wrong
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 7:39 am
by Aqua-chan
Originally posted by UserUnfriendly
ok, i'm going to be nice, especially since i started the anomen abuse thread in another forum.....
ok, that weenie guy in the docks, the one who tries to convince you you owe him money??
why did no mod maker ever pick that up and run away with it to make a fun quest?
and habib would be a fun quest to add on, as well...
habib: hey, give that sword back....sob, wwwaaaahhhhh.....
pc: stop crying, before i really hurt you, why did you throw that &^%$#!!! sword at me???
jahiera: look charname, this sword, this scimatar is magical, and a very high degree of magic too...and look, its got a message written on the blade..."please come rescue me, i am held by the dark sorceress aqua chan in her dark dungeon of sin and depravity....signed, anoweenie...."
actually might be fun....
It's a dungeon down there, alright... Not of sin and depravity, but it's my lair, none the less.
...Why would Anomen want to leave, I wonder?
And I hate sorcerers...I'm a Totemic Thief!
