Deep dark secret

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:37 am

Who took out the damn bullets?

Kam go get some...behind dustys "mag" collection and the shine for monkeys.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:41 am

Aaahh, crud. I knew I shoulda checked first...*hears N'Sync in the background* OK, OK, I'm going!!! No need to say it twice

*runs off*

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:42 am

Dratsy ! I thought I can step in to give the last rites

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:43 am

Originally posted by KidD01
Dratsy ! I thought I can step in to give the last rites

Heck, if that "weapon in hand" is loaded, feel free to do away with him yourself

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:47 am

help me guys, i can feel it coming on....quick get the gun....

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:48 am

@Kam : You see, child I'm wearing this minister robe so according to Minister Guide lines I can't be involve in this blood shed

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:49 am

OK Kiddo, get ready...any last requests?(Backstreet's Back doesn't count

) No? Good

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:53 am

*Quickly stick a talisman on Fas forehead, sprinkle holywater all over his body and start chanting*

Mmm we can't take any chance if Fas will resurrect aye ?

*Continue chanting - apparently it sounds like Macy Gray immitation*

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:54 am

Originally posted by KidD01
Mmm we can't take any chance if Fas will resurrect aye ?

*stares at the still-twitching headless body*

I think we should stake him too, just in case

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:57 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
I think we should stake him too, just in case

I shall leave the honorable task to "The Slayer"

*Finish his Macy Gray style incantation and pops out a whisky can*

Ahhh there's nothing like a good drink afterwards

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 30, 2002 6:04 am

*pathetic...they were too slow, i have succumbed, the poly morphed worked. Alas Buzzy you did well....disappears into the recesses of the forums like a wraith*

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 6:05 am

Dammit - just when we think we've gotten rid of the tea-drinking scum, along comes his ghost. Kiddo, you do exorcisms as well?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 6:09 am

HICK ! Can do..............HICK........But too drunk to..........HICK *take another sip of whisky*

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 12:07 pm

Re: Re: Deep dark secret

Originally posted by Weasel
My deep dark secret....

I admit to liking Bulma. I have a secret crush on her...don't tell my wife.

Man, I still can´t get used to you having bulma as an av! BTW, how´s your daughter? Has she drawn any weasly drawings yet?

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 12:37 pm

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Originally posted by Weasel
My deep dark secret....

I admit to liking Bulma. I have a secret crush on her...don't tell my wife.
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Bulma's hot. There is nothing wrong with your rather natural crush, personally Im all hot and bothered for Faye Valentine. Its that slutty little badass attitude of hers, and the jugs. Yeah.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 12:50 pm

I will never speak to you again, CM

I am shocked and horrified by your tragic condition.

You are obviously far beyond rescue, I'm afraid the only thing left for you is a merciful death. Here, a prescription of a cyanid capsula. Goodbye my friend.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:05 pm

*takes the capsule...typical woman always late

....but i am still here...i am now one with the dark side. SYM will suffer greatly from now on....*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:21 pm

It seems the capsula didn't work as expected, CM must be an organism with a highly abnormal physiology

Originally posted by CM
SYM will suffer greatly from now on....*

I am not afraid of what the future might hold. No community can suffer from anything worse than having an Atomic kitten-fan amongst them!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:39 pm

*well now the boy bands command me, and i have been given a mission which i will fulfill no matter what. Being a wrath it will not be a problem.....all threads beware....*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:47 pm

*Sucks up the wraith form of CM in a vaccum cleaner, ties the bag off, and heaves it into the nearest vat of whiskey*