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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:28 am
by VoodooDali
Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina
Originally posted by HighLordDave
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
ROFL.
@Scayde - I opened the bar then the craving got worse and I ran off to get some real tequila.
@BS & Tamerlane: first one to ride the mechanical bull gets to keep these golden speedos I borrowed from Weasel!
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:46 am
by Gwalchmai
Old joke:
A Salvadoran in Miami wants to buy some new socks, but he doesn’t speak English. He goes to a department store and asks a clerk, “Quiero comprar calcetines, por favor.”
The person at the department store doesn’t speak Spanish. “I’m sorry. What do you want?”
“Calcetines.”
She holds up a shirt, “Do you mean a shirt?”
“No. Esso es una camiseta. Quiero calcetines.”
She holds up a pair of pants, “Pants?”
“Son pantalones. Quiero calcetines.”
“Shoes?”
“Zapatos.”
“A tie?”
“Corbata.”
Finally, she holds up a pair of socks.
“¡Esso sí que es!” he exclaims jubilantly.
“Well! If you could spell it all along, why didn’t you say so?”
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:02 pm
by Tamerlane
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:23 pm
by Mr Flibble
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:29 pm
by InfiniteNature
IN not believe in mechanical bull, IN think evil spirits live in machine, IN know this because of crazy witchdocter which sacrifice to machine(BS)
IN prefer real bull, IN bring to bar, maybe charge for rides, maybe grab free drinks while patrons run screaming away.
IN decide bar is nice, IN like Corona, but he no comprende Espanol, it okay IN smile like he understand word people say, but IN really think people talk about him behind his back, it okay IN has cure for paranoia, lots of fresh Mexican beer.
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:38 pm
by Tamerlane
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina
Originally posted by Mr Flibble
Note the use of the word "borrow", and think what may happen when Weasel comes for them
I could probably get a pretty penny or two for it from eBay.
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 4:34 am
by Gruntboy
Did someone say Tequila?
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 10:35 am
by VoodooDali
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina
Originally posted by Mr Flibble
Note the use of the word "borrow", and think what may happen when Weasel comes for them
Well, actually, I borrowed his Golden Speedos and in return let him borrow a couple of my bras...
@Gruntboy: Free tequila on the house! BTW, care for a ride on the mechanical bull?
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 3:20 pm
by Gruntboy
Yeee-haw!
I'll try anything once.
Hey! Its like trying to ride a greased pig!
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 4:17 pm
by Scayde
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:52 pm
by Chanak
Hey...a mechanical bull. It's rodeo time.
@Scayde: I'll give it a spin...care to join me?
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 5:33 am
by Gruntboy
Of course I am - born on the wrong continent in the wrong century. I've even had sh*t on my boots. A real cowboy.
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:31 am
by VoodooDali
A pantless Cowboy!
Hands Grunty a pair of buttless Chaps:
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 11:46 am
by Gruntboy
Why, thanks missy. Them buttless thangs will not cover up ma behind whilst stoping the bull from goring ma testicules.
EDIT - at second glance they're crotchless. Wouldn't want to frighten the bulls off now would I?
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:33 am
by Scayde
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2003 10:50 am
by Gruntboy
Sure thing lil lady. In the buff except for the leathler buttless thangs.
Thanyouvermuch.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:55 pm
by Scayde
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:48 pm
by Bloodstalker
Originally posted by Gruntboy
Sure thing lil lady. In the buff except for the leathler buttless thangs.
Thanyouvermuch.
That's one way to ensure the patrons drink constantly
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2003 1:06 pm
by T'lainya
@ BS I love your new signature. It was a dark day for wildcat fans of any state