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Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:43 am**

Originally posted by Gruntboy
I was going to suggest we get a room, but we already have one.

Are you talking to me, sweet thing, or to Voodoo?

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:45 am**

Yoinks! You of course, honey-child.

VD's novelties scare me. Especially the ribbed ones.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:47 am**

We must speak about Star Trek in Voodoo's room though and keep politely on topic. Oh - honey child!

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:49 am**

Hmmm...

I bet the holodeck gets crammed with requests for rampant novelty item usage. Number 1 just can't get that damned "Engage" Picard off his case and has to de-stress *somehow*. Since Troy won't pay out for him, she must be using them too....

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:52 am**

Would you like me to wear my Star Trek uniform for you?

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:54 am**

Is it the "naked Kardassian wrestling" costume?

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 11:57 am**

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Is it the "naked Kardassian wrestling" costume?

No - I have a Next Generation style red shirt, a blue shirt, a com badge and 2 pips.

Do you have any Star Trek fantasies I could enact for you?

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 12:00 pm**

Ooooh, that would be nice.

Well, there's this one where I'm wrestling a Romulan Gnark beast...

Then there's the one with Dr Crusher and Counsellor Troy getting wasted after I spiked the food materialiser-jiggy. We have some fun in the medical lab...

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 12:01 pm**

OK - we can play "doctors", seeing as I have the blue shirt and the copper hair....

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 12:03 pm**

Oh yeah.........!

"Dr Crusher, I just injured myself in the holodeck! I was trying to load the, um, Klingon Combat Tutorial, and now I sprained my groin!"

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 12:05 pm**

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Oh yeah.........!

"Dr Crusher, I just injured myself in the holodeck! I was trying to load the, um, Klingon Combat Tutorial, and now I sprained my groin!"

(*Authoritative tone of voice*)

Lie down and take off your clothes.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 12:07 pm**

But don't you have that computer x-ray doo-whackey that can see through everything?

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 12:11 pm**

Originally posted by Gruntboy
But don't you have that computer x-ray doo-whackey that can see through everything?

Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I just want you to take off your clothes!

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 12:13 pm**

Just checking! Aye, aye Dr!

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2003 12:25 pm**

OMG, Lieutenant Grunty! The size of your....

*Ahem* Is that normal? Is that medically possible?

I am truly astounded! I will have to submit a case study about this...and do lots of research.

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