Chan's plans disclosed

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:19 pm

@Scayde: LOL! I only wish I had Morte with me...then I would hear "Oh encore, encore!"

Day 4: Okay. Hooked up with some dudes toting Tusken rifles and long trenchcoats outside the cantina in the Nabooian city of Kaadara. They're heading out on some "search and destroy" missions, and talk me into joining their group. I do, and watch them mop up a variety of critters before I ever get the chance to pull the trigger.

However, being in their group means I get a share of the reward, which goes directly into my Galactic bank account. I buy some new duds with the cash...looking rather spiffy in my own trenchcoat.

We part ways afterwards, and I run into another guy wearing a trenchcoat outside of the medical center in town...only this guy is wielding a sword. He invites me to join him, and despite some reservations I decide to come along.

Walk out of town, and am ambushed by 8 thugs. As I wake up in the cloning center afterwards, my sword-wielding comrade sends me a message: "I'll avenge your death."

You know what? He did.

Time spent online: All day

Day 5: After hanging out on a bed in the medical center shouting for healing for a while (after I threatened to start singing, a medic ran over and took care of me

), I get up and head over to the cantina. Walking in, I encounter a curious R2 droid unit on patrol called "Tip Or Leave." Boy, what a night this is going to be.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:44 pm

LOL....Just think, once the DSL is up and runnin, you can get into trouble at up to 6 times the speed

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:45 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL....Just think, once the DSL is up and runnin, you can get into trouble at up to 6 times the speed

Done. In more trouble than I know what to do with.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:47 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Done. In more trouble than I know what to do with.

LOL....go get 'em Tiger

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:55 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL....go get 'em Tiger

LOL, no one's told me to beware of the Dark Side yet. Just as well, since I'm seeking it out. Sith, here I come.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:58 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
LOL, no one's told me to beware of the Dark Side yet. Just as well, since I'm seeking it out. Sith, here I come.

I see, so you have decided to be a bad boy......Hmmmm..I'll have to punish you for that

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:01 pm

No decision involved there, Scayde. I'm just being myself.

Something about black robes, double-bladed lightsabers, and purple lightning shooting from my fingertips draws me.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:04 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
No decision involved there, Scayde. I'm just being myself. Something about black robes, double-bladed lightsabers, and purple lightning shooting from my fingertips draws me.

LOL..With bad guy perks like that...who would want to be good

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:22 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL..With bad guy perks like that...who would want to be good

Good Guy Perk: A Princess in a Chain-Mail Bikini!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:28 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Good Guy Perk: A Princess in a Chain-Mail Bikini!

So if I play a good guy, I get to wear one of those....kewl !!!

But then I supose if I am a good guy, I havev to go around being nice to people and stuff.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 11:52 pm

I think this comic would be on-topic from Ctrl + Alt + Del

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:05 am

Originally posted by Scayde
So if I play a good guy, I get to wear one of those....kewl !!!

But then I supose if I am a good guy, I havev to go around being nice to people and stuff.

You should see the female Sith outfits.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:29 am

Originally posted by Chanak
You should see the female Sith outfits.

Oh really?...Hmmm...you do know how to tempt me

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 5:57 am

Originally posted by Chanak
You should see the female Sith outfits.

Oh, you neglected to tell us that you were playing a Female Sith Wookie character, Chan . . . . *shudder*

LOL @The Z

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 4:53 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Oh, you neglected to tell us that you were playing a Female Sith Wookie character, Chan . . . . *shudder*

LOL @The Z

E-gads.....I could have done without that mental image

*Giggle* @ Z

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 5:49 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
E-gads.....I could have done without that mental image

You and me both....

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Aug 02, 2003 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
So if I play a good guy, I get to wear one of those....kewl !!!

But then I supose if I am a good guy, I havev to go around being nice to people and stuff.

But if you're good you get to whip the boys who've been naughty

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 5:34 am

Funny, I ran into a diminutive twi'lek lass the other day named Gwally. Coincedence? Hmmmmmmmm?

Day.....

The days begin to blur. Finally ditched the Wookiee. Yeah, I know, it's fun being tall enough to look down the dancer's shirts in the cantina, but when you get down to it, Wookiees just have no sense of style. This is chiefly because they can't really wear clothes...

Decided to kick off a Zabrak character. Yeah, Zabrak as in, same race as the illustrious Darth Maul, slayer of that wimp Qui-Gonn Jin, and victim of Obi-Wan's cheap Jedi trick. Face it, Maul was the best thing since sliced bread and shirt pockets...Lucas just HAD to kill him off.

So I have horns, facial tattoos...and I'm a good guy.

Yep, joined the Rebel Alliance first thing, just to be different.

Played double agent for a while, joining the Empire as a Darth Maul wanna-be. Put on a good show, good enough to worm my way into getting an invitation by a very high ranking Imperial dupe to see the Emperor himself in his hidden retreat on Naboo. Yep, ol Darth Siduous himself, the Galactic Emperor. I chuckled with glee as I made my way through the Nabooian wilderness to the Imperial Retreat, figuring I'd be roasted by purple lightning as I shot him a one-liner about his halitosis and, er, complexion problems. Turns out that never happened, he was actually quite cordial and didn't seem to be a bad guy at all. Left the retreat feeling kinda funny.

Ran like a bat out of hell through the swamps back to the city of Moenia, Rebel HQ on Naboo, proud to be the first Rebel agent to discover where ol' Darth Siduous spends his spare time when he's not frying someone with purple lightning. On my way back through the swamps I ran into Barney on steroids with an attitude, and oh man, did he eat my lunch. My little blaster pistol only seemed to irritate him further; I suppose he was having a bad day, he was rather grumpy and bellowed frequently as he stomped me repeatedly into the mud. I woke up in the cloning center in Moenia afterwards, looking to the bright side of things - at least that monster spared me an hour of hoofing it through the swamps.

I get with my Rebel buddies and spill the beans after I find some clothes to wear, and all are impressed that I actually got to see the Emperor himself on Naboo. Everyone fell silent, however, when I mentioned that you could hear Darth Vader breathing all throughout the Retreat complex. Seems like everyone lost interest after that.

EDIT - Just so you know, my Rebel buddies and the Imperial I mentioned are actual people playing online, amongst thousands of others. I never knew being a spy would be this much fun, hehe.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 4:03 pm

LOL.....Just so you will know, I am NOT going to start dressing like those chicks with the handles on their heads

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Aug 05, 2003 4:11 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL.....Just so you will know, I am NOT going to start dressing like those chicks with the handles on their heads

But...but...not even once? For me?