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70. When you can actually think of something to post in this thread.
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71. You no longer sleep soundly through the night because you are waiting to be waylaid by monsters and being forced to defend yourself.

72. you really believe you're one of Bhaal's children.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
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72 - When you look suspicuously to someone who calls you brother, cause he may be a brother of yours and that means trouble,

73 - When you buy a pet and keep thinking of him as your familiar,

74 - When you see you are surrounded by ENDLESS WAVES OF WEREWOLVES MONSTERS TRYING TO CHEW YOUR BONES OF but you are particulary interested in recovering culinary delights from your ancient days,

75 - When you wish to cast mislead so you can walk away from an useless appointment,

76 - When you buy a hamster and calls him Boo, and let no one touch it with a harsh glare.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
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77. When you are in a bad mood and somebody comes into your room and starts bothering you, you hear you murmer to yourself, in a deep, sandy, and yet steady voice:

"You should have not come to this place."

And then the next moment you hear yourself begin chanting a spell, while your hands naturally (or unnaturally) moving in a way you've never practiced before but known you could do it perfectly:

"Aliah, balo, haah..."

And then a grin comes up your lips and you are thinking:

"Now he is VERY dead."

And then you feel much better because you have just sentenced this jerk into eternal torment. Muahahahahahahaha. Another fool who dares disturb my eternal rest :D
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