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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 11:29 am
by fable
70. When you can actually think of something to post in this thread.
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:59 pm
by Ned Flanders
71. You no longer sleep soundly through the night because you are waiting to be waylaid by monsters and being forced to defend yourself.
72. you really believe you're one of Bhaal's children.
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:12 pm
by Luis Antonio
72 - When you look suspicuously to someone who calls you brother, cause he may be a brother of yours and that means trouble,
73 - When you buy a pet and keep thinking of him as your familiar,
74 - When you see you are surrounded by ENDLESS WAVES OF WEREWOLVES MONSTERS TRYING TO CHEW YOUR BONES OF but you are particulary interested in recovering culinary delights from your ancient days,
75 - When you wish to cast mislead so you can walk away from an useless appointment,
76 - When you buy a hamster and calls him Boo, and let no one touch it with a harsh glare.
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:05 pm
by Coconut_Crab
77. When you are in a bad mood and somebody comes into your room and starts bothering you, you hear you murmer to yourself, in a deep, sandy, and yet steady voice:
"You should have not come to this place."
And then the next moment you hear yourself begin chanting a spell, while your hands naturally (or unnaturally) moving in a way you've never practiced before but known you could do it perfectly:
"Aliah, balo, haah..."
And then a grin comes up your lips and you are thinking:
"Now he is VERY dead."
And then you feel much better because you have just sentenced this jerk into eternal torment. Muahahahahahahaha. Another fool who dares disturb my eternal rest
