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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:14 pm
by Chanak
For the record...
If you are a woman, and you:
1) Wash and wear the hair;
2) Own a chainsaw;
3) Frolic around in freezing temperatures;
4) Don't concern yourself with umbrellas...
...you're just one hell of a woman in my book.
@Georgi: You're damn right, real men don't go
shopping. We just "go to the store." That's cause we already know what we want beforehand so we go in, get it, and get out. Applies to a lot in life ifyouknowwhatImean. *cough*
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:17 pm
by CM
Originally posted by Chanak
For the record...
If you are a woman, and you:
1) Wash and wear the hair;
2) Own a chainsaw;
3) Frolic around in freezing temperatures;
4) Don't concern yourself with umbrellas...
...you're just one hell of a woman in my book.
Or you are a guy who had a operation
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:20 pm
by Chanak
Oh...
*whacks CM upside the head with a baseball bat*
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:22 pm
by CM
LMAO!!!
Hey, watch it. *grabs a lead pipe and smacks him across the face with it*
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:28 pm
by Chanak
You were just waiting for that, weren't you?
*shoves the barrel of a loaded .454 Casull up CM's nose*
Feeling lucky?
No way, tomboys are definitely more appealing. All real men like a woman who knows how to handle her chainsaw.
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:31 pm
by CM
*shoves the gun from his nose and places a sawed off shot gun at Chanaks stomach.*
Time for a third hole.
Me personally i would prefer a wench who is tied to the stove and can teleport into the bedroom whenever i want her too. Oh yeah she is always naked and has good taste in grapefruits....
Is my chauvinistic side coming out to strong?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:44 pm
by Chanak
Originally posted by CM
Is my chauvinistic side coming out to strong?
Hehe, no, it's just time for your medication now Mr. CM. There there...hush, it will only hurt for just a moment.
*ties jumper cables on to CM's earlobes*
Ok now, place both feet in that washtub full of water I placed in front of you...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:45 pm
by CM
Ok, but wait *pulls the trigger of the shot gun* Now hey....where did this red stuff come from?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:51 pm
by Chanak
*brushes harmless chalk dust off shirt, snatches shotgun away from CM*
Now now Mr. CM, what did your doctor tell you about playing with that harmless chalkgun? Perhaps we should up your dosage since you seem to be feeling somewhat...violent.
*flips circuit breaker, sending 10000000000 volts through CM*
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:58 pm
by CM
That Tickles....do it again. Btw...my pet cobra got loose and seems to have take a fancy to you leg....ohhh it has big teeth...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:00 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by Chanak
For the record...
If you are a woman, and you:
1) Wash and wear the hair;
2) Own a chainsaw;
3) Frolic around in freezing temperatures;
4) Don't concern yourself with umbrellas...
...you're just one hell of a woman in my book.
Flirt
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:01 pm
by CM
You have a chainsaw?
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:02 pm
by Scayde
Originally posted by CM
You have a chainsaw?
Know how to use it too
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:03 pm
by CM
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:04 pm
by Chanak
And she's damn good with it too.
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:05 pm
by Scayde
LOL @ Chan...
@ CM..Have I shown you my pruning shears
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:07 pm
by Chanak
Watch it CM. She's gonna clip off your sprig!
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:10 pm
by CM
Where is BS when you need him? He could easily be drunk enough to willingly replace me.....
Scayde if i ever get on your bad side. Please give me ample time to grovel for forgiveness
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:32 pm
by Chanak
@CM: You'll get nothing and like it.
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:04 pm
by Bloodstalker
I have NEVER been drunk enough to have my sprig clipped in someone else's place. However, I will provide the bucket to catch the blood