Quotes Again?!
Really?! Are you people addicted to them or something? Does this mean the other quotes thread got deleted?
I thought this was about advice not quotes. Saying something helpful, rather than a race to post a certain quote before someone else does. So call me confused then. Hm.
Well, okay then. If you are an actor or an actress or a prop man, please make sure the prop gun does have blanks, rather than bullets, before aiming and firing it. Also, if it does have blanks, make sure they aren't overcharged, or the impact of the paper from the blank's firing may cause death too, especially at close range.
For the rest of us outside of show business, never point a gun at anyone you don't intend to harm.
If you are trying to shoot a home invader, make sure it isn't your pet or another loved one. If it is a loved one, make sure he, she, or it, isn't trying to snuff you, for causes not known to you.
Make sure the safety is off prior to pulling the trigger.
Put your bag of garbage in the trash can before the pick-up service arrives, not after.
When you take your dog for a walk, and use a leash. Make sure your dog is still with you at all times, so that you aren't caught pulling around a leash with no dog attached.
The bra is worn at the bosom, the panties around the waist and crotch area, not the other way around.
If your feet smell, and your nose runs, you might be upside down.
When in doubt, salute. Or punt.
A penny saved is a penny earned, but you might want to spend it before you die, if you don't have heirs to pass it along to. Unless you like the idea of the state getting it.
When surrounded by Borg, Cybermen, Daleks, Machines, Evil Dead, and other such baddies, you better hope that you're in either a convention, or that you're Q. But the odds on favorite for most likely, is that you're in a convention. Unless you're just dreaming. Dreaming is free, according to "Blondie", while conventions aren't.
"Have A Nice Day!"