The anti-Christmas list

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:15 pm

Depends DW, is that what you want it to be???

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:16 pm

*barricades behind the table, expects for the answer*

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:18 pm

A sausage that becomes what the *ahem* user wills...neat trick, that.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:34 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Depends DW, is that what you want it to be???

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Well, having never combined chocolate, sausages, and icing sugar into a single flavour sensation.. I can't comment personally on whether or not I wish for such

I was just attempting to give the concept a festive feel

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:38 pm

*comes back from behind the table, sits on the couch and looks relieved.*

The idea of a sausage with chocolate gave me a wrong feeling...

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:38 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well, having never combined chocolate, sausages, and icing sugar into a single flavour sensation.. I can't comment personally on whether or not I wish for such

I was just attempting to give the concept a festive feel

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Indeed, DW, a "feel" you have given it, indeed!

jopperm2 · Post by **jopperm2** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:40 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well, having never combined chocolate, sausages, and icing sugar into a single flavour sensation.. I can't comment personally on whether or not I wish for such

I was just attempting to give the concept a festive feel

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Do you really require all that extra sugar to feel the concept festively?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:51 pm

[QUOTE=jopperm2]Do you really require all that extra sugar to feel the concept festively?[/QUOTE] Not personally. In fact I rarely consume sugar because I have a fairly low sweet threshhold and I lean more towards savory or spicy foods. But.. er.. I was trying to be openminded and cater to those who enjoy sugar around Chrsitmas

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:00 pm

Well, last year I miscalculatet and gave couple of friends of mine 5 kilos of rotten clementines, they weren't too happy then

@monkeyman with funny name: Don't pull your blasphemeus believes about bananas here

I can't really think of anything that I don't want for christmas. (except the obvious things like elephant dung, Fiberfar and the like

) But I really hate to get clothes that are a few numbers to small, that really sucks...

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:46 pm

[QUOTE=Yeltsu]I can't really think of anything that I don't want for christmas. (except the obvious things like elephant dung, Fiberfar and the like

) But I really hate to get clothes that are a few numbers to small, that really sucks...[/QUOTE]

Is there anybody who wants me as a gift?

I prefer being in a chair besides the tree than in a gift under it

. But from now on, I'll sign my gifts from Fiberfar....

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:33 pm

Well, I recieved a gift last year that I wouldn't want to get again. A pre-paid spa treatment: a two-hour chocolate wrap that "detoxifies" skin. I just got back from it a few hours ago as it expires after a full year, and I must say that I will never go again.

Being stuck in a room for hours entirely wrapped in chocolate -- and none of it even edible. It was torture.

GFreeman · Post by **GFreeman** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:26 pm

Umm....thats pretty weird. The worst present i ever got was an old pulled pork sandwich that was left over from thanksgiving. I guess it looked funny to get it, but seriously, it tasted horrible.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:22 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Well, I recieved a gift last year that I wouldn't want to get again. A pre-paid spa treatment: a two-hour chocolate wrap that "detoxifies" skin. I just got back from it a few hours ago as it expires after a full year, and I must say that I will never go again.

Being stuck in a room for hours entirely wrapped in chocolate -- and none of it even edible. It was torture.

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LOL!
What a waste of chocolate!

Sounds like someone gave you a free pass to torture...d'oh.

Another thing you wouldn't want to find? A computer, powered up, online, with a GameBanshee Forum Registration all filled out for you, just waiting for you to click the button...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:25 pm

@TM

Hmm... I have to confess... a nice new, screaming fast computer designed to my specifications.. is not something I would object to finding beneath the Chrsitmas tree!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 8:26 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Well, I recieved a gift last year that I wouldn't want to get again. A pre-paid spa treatment: a two-hour chocolate wrap that "detoxifies" skin. I just got back from it a few hours ago as it expires after a full year, and I must say that I will never go again.

Being stuck in a room for hours entirely wrapped in chocolate -- and none of it even edible. It was torture.

[/QUOTE]

LMAO! I can think of other ways to be ...er.. wrapped in chocolate... edible chocolate though...

GFreeman · Post by **GFreeman** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:31 pm

A copy of Green Jelly's cd featuring "the three little pigs"

now cmon....that would be miserable.

joeko · Post by **joeko** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:40 pm

I'd hate to find a PS2 or a GC under my tree.. what an insult!!!! I would also not like to find a pregnancy test letting me know my wife is pregnant again... holy crap that'd be a freaky present LMAO but the thing I'd hate to find the most is a booked vacation with my folks and the in-laws at a nice beach... damn I'd take my wife and kid and fly away for as long as posible ROFLMAO

)

Merry Xmax yall!!!!

Ekental · Post by **Ekental** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:53 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]*comes back from behind the table, sits on the couch and looks relieved.*

The idea of a sausage with chocolate gave me a wrong feeling...

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Oh? Care to explain cause I have NO idea why it would do such a thing.

GFreeman · Post by **GFreeman** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:57 pm

*In best Ralph Wiggum voice*

"Chocolate covered sausages give me nightmares..."

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:49 pm

[QUOTE=Ekental]Oh? Care to explain cause I have NO idea why it would do such a thing.[/QUOTE]

Yes! We demand an explanation, Luis! A long, lengthy, explicitly detailed explanation!