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Does this mean they can blamed for those mysterious dissapearances of homework, socks and that package of cookies NO ONE admits to having eaten the whole thing of? Or just corruption of newbies and world domination?
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]
And also, being a newbie makes me not that evil as the oldies. Why condemn us to the pit of eternal newbie torment? [/QUOTE]


simply because you deserve it.

CHALLENGE TO ALL NEWBIES

Come up with ONE decent flame against the Witch King.
Come not between the Witch King and his prey, or he will not slay thee in thy turn, but will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the lidless Eye.
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Your join date is 2001 and you still only have 800 posts... who's the newbie?
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[QUOTE=C Elegans]ROFL, that's so perceptive of you IK, it's really lucky for us you started posting here at SYM. :D

Love you, Fable ;) [/QUOTE]


I think that is the most light heartest post i've ever seen from CE. Which I guess kinda highlights my total utter Newbieness... Ah well.... respect where due I guess,and I was kinda surprised not to be on the original list anyway ;) Maybe I just don't post enough to qualify as a newbie :rolleyes:
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No :D
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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hehehe, clearly you. a good flame though. "Witch King" is only my current handle, not my first...but you wouldn't know that....because you're a newbie.

long time ago, and thousands of posts ago, i was known by a different name.

still as i said, a goodish flame...
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[QUOTE=giles337]I think that is the most light heartest post i've ever seen from CE. Which I guess kinda highlights my total utter Newbieness... Ah well.... respect where due I guess,and I was kinda surprised not to be on the original list anyway ;) Maybe I just don't post enough to qualify as a newbie :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

My sense of humour is based on irony and absurdity ;)

My dear Giles, I am sorry to disappoint you, but you have never qualified as a newbie as it is defined in CM's and this thread.
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Well gosh darn it! I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing!

I had noticed your humour CE (it is very similar to my own) but I consider it to be slightly to the black of light hearted :)
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Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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[QUOTE=moltovir]Your join date is 2001 and you still only have 800 posts... who's the newbie?[/QUOTE]
This is where the knowledhe of puffians comes in handy... :o
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[QUOTE=Aegis]This is where the knowledhe of puffians comes in handy... :o [/QUOTE]


quite so lad!
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@DW, So I'm a newb now huh?? :D
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Yup. ragging time :D
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What I want to know is since when do we listen to what Fas has to say? :p ;) (Bring it)
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Since i am the only spammer left. :D
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[QUOTE=CM]Since i am the only spammer left. :D [/QUOTE]
And by Spammer, you mean wanker, right? :o
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Gotcha :rolleyes: ;)
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Depends you calling yourself and all the other spammers wankers? Btw does that apply to females too? :p
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[QUOTE=CM]Depends you calling yourself and all the other spammers wankers? Btw does that apply to females too? :p [/QUOTE]
Well, you see, the personal pronoun used in the above mentioned quote of yours, that being 'I'm the only spammer left', indicates that you are, in fact, the subject of said quote. By changing the one word, from spammer into wanker, but keeping the personal pronoun the same, the subject of the title does not change, and you are still a wanker :p :D
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Wouldn't a female be a wankette?

Aegis, check your PMs
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[QUOTE=CM]Depends you calling yourself and all the other spammers wankers? Btw does that apply to females too? :p [/QUOTE]

hey, females wank too.
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[QUOTE=Witch King]hey, females wank too.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. Let's not discrimate here :D

Let us embrace those that are different... Like Foul and the Puffians, and BS and his bear loving :D
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