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[QUOTE=jopperm2]Here's a recipe for dirt cheap margueritas:

1/2 a Bottle of Tequila, I like Cuervo Gold.
Two tubes of frozen limade concentrate
One of those little containers of ReaLemon Lemon juice
a couple of trays of ice cubes.
A cup of sugar.
Blend and enjoy

These will get you trashed though so be careful. ;) [/QUOTE]

I love how my recipe thread about food turned into recipes about booze. I'll add that one to the list of choices. If we get a decent amount of people who can pitch in, it might turn out nice. If it's just my friend and I, well, the two of us will pick a recipe, get wasted and make fun of everyone who's sober. ;)
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I love how my recipe thread about food turned into recipes about booze. I'll add that one to the list of choices. If we get a decent amount of people who can pitch in, it might turn out nice. If it's just my friend and I, well, the two of us will pick a recipe, get wasted and make fun of everyone who's sober. ;) [/QUOTE]

Yeah, the food to booze thing I kinda expected. After a good filling meal you can put away a lot more booze, that's for sure, so why shouldn't the two go together? If anybody likes garlic mashed potatoes, I've got a decent recipe for them. They're pretty easy, but everyone likes to add their own thing. I put bacon in mine. Sometimes food just doesn't taste right without some type of meat in it, y'know? ;) Talking about this stuff is making my mouth water. Time to go cook one of these marvelous recipes with one(which will turn into who knows how high of a number, :D ) of Magrus' smoothies!
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[QUOTE=Erenor]Yeah, the food to booze thing I kinda expected. After a good filling meal you can put away a lot more booze, that's for sure, so why shouldn't the two go together? If anybody likes garlic mashed potatoes, I've got a decent recipe for them. They're pretty easy, but everyone likes to add their own thing. I put bacon in mine. Sometimes food just doesn't taste right without some type of meat in it, y'know? ;) Talking about this stuff is making my mouth water. Time to go cook one of these marvelous recipes with one(which will turn into who knows how high of a number, :D ) of Magrus' smoothies![/QUOTE]

Good luck with that. If you make one, let me know how it turns out, I haven't tested those yet. ;)
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OK, Last night, I tried this recipie for "english syle spag-bog "(spaghetti bologneise) I was very pleased with the way it turned out, as well as the ease of cooking it. So here goes :) I used tinned, chopped tomatoes, and a beef stock cube for speed and ease of cooking, But you could chop a few tomatoes, and use half a cup of good beef stock if availibility allows. Bacon can also be ommited, I simply added for variation. (you're right erenor ;) )

400g Lean minced Beef
4 Rashers, Rindless acon
1 Onion, chopped
1 Tin, Chopped Tomatoes
2-3 Cloves Garlic
2 Beef stock cubes
Chopped Mixed Herbs
1 Teaspoon, Sundried Tomatoe Purée
Salt/Pepper to taste
A generous splash of fortified red wine (port)

Fry bacon, onions and garlic in large, shallow pan (You won't need oil, stir constantly to start, until the bacon releases some of its juices, which will stop the food sticking/burning to the pan.). Before onions begin to brown, add the minced beef, and keep stirring, until the beef is browned. Add tomatoes and contiue to simmer. Then add the stock, purée, herbs, wine etc. Simmer for 5-10 minutes, In which time cook the pasta, and garlic bread (see below)

As an accompaniement, I made some simple garlic bread. You could add parmesan cheese, herbs, pepper, sundried tomato as you choose. Just finely chop/crush the garlic (and other ingredients) and mix into butter. Grill one side of whatever bread you are using, then turn the bread, partly grill the other side, then add the butter mix, and finish grilling.

I'm not so hot at communicating instructins, so If anything doesn't make sense, draw my attention to it, and I'll edit. :)
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Ned's marinara and meat

Two 28 oz. cans tomato puree'
8 oz. tomato paste
2 onions
2 green peppers
1 lb. lean ground beef
1 lb. Hot Italian sausage (links)
6 bulbs garlic
1 egg
1 cup bread crumbs
SPICES (all optional)
Oregano
onion powder
cayenne
black pepper
garlic salt

MEATBALLS
Beat the egg in a big bowl. Add two bulbs of the garlic diced fine. Add the beef. Mix together (I use my hands, which I wash beforehand!) adding spices of choice and bread crumbs progressively. Meat balls should be about golf ball sized (approximately 40) and cook in the oven at 350 degrees F for about 30 minutes.

ITALIAN SAUSAGE
Slice up the links and cook them in a pan (they can undercooked a little as they'll finish in the sauce)

THE SAUCE
Add the tomato products and mix them well in a crock pot (less maintenance) or a stock pot (have fun stirring this all day on the stove). Once the sauce is of an acceptable consistency, add spices of choice, diced onions, diced peppers, and remaining diced garlic bubls. Throw in all the sausage and meatballs and let it cook all day. After about four or five hours, it's great with pasta or served as a hoagie.

FIRST TIMERS
When first mixing the sauce, add the tomato puree' first and progressively add the tomato paste. If the sauce is too thick, it'll stick to yore innards for days and days.
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Both of those sound good. :)

A question though, "4 Rashers, Rindless acon", I'm lost on what this means giles337. :o
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It's acorns.... duh :p Joke... It's bacon :D
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[QUOTE=giles337]It's acorns.... duh :p Joke... It's bacon :D [/QUOTE]

You english types with your fancy words for simple things do that just to confuse us Americans. I'm onto you! :o :p
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Well.... What do YOU call bacon? :p
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[QUOTE=giles337]Well.... What do YOU call bacon? :p [/QUOTE]

Bacon... :)
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Excellent. It could get awfully confusing if you called it, say, Albert... Or Almost Dave...

And with that profound thought. I shall retire! Night! :)
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[QUOTE=Magrus]You english types with your fancy words for simple things do that just to confuse us Americans. I'm onto you! :o :p [/QUOTE]

I'm in total agreement here. There is a conspiracy of some sort going on...
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So, last night I tried out my rum/fruit smoothie recipe. It was friggin great. :p
Expensive, but good. It's somewhat filling, and the great thing is, you really can't just suck the drinks down because of it. I made the mistake of just grabbing half a watermelon, and not picking one of the seedless ones, so that's important to keep in mind for this weekend. Still, all in all I had fun with the slicing and blending and then drinking. It can cover up the taste of a good amount of booze too. ;)

I should find a way to save money on the fruit though. I bought 2 canteloups, 2 tiny packages of raspberries and blackberries, 2 lbs of strawberries, and 1/2 a watermelon for $27. It's enough to make about a gallon of the smoothie stuff without booze altogether but still, thats a lot of money for a mixer even if it is good and healthy. :(
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[QUOTE=Magrus]So, last night I tried out my rum/fruit smoothie recipe. It was friggin great. :p
Expensive, but good. It's somewhat filling, and the great thing is, you really can't just suck the drinks down because of it. I made the mistake of just grabbing half a watermelon, and not picking one of the seedless ones, so that's important to keep in mind for this weekend. Still, all in all I had fun with the slicing and blending and then drinking. It can cover up the taste of a good amount of booze too. ;)

I should find a way to save money on the fruit though. I bought 2 canteloups, 2 tiny packages of raspberries and blackberries, 2 lbs of strawberries, and 1/2 a watermelon for $27. It's enough to make about a gallon of the smoothie stuff without booze altogether but still, thats a lot of money for a mixer even if it is good and healthy. :( [/QUOTE]

I really didn't think the point of it was to be good and healthy. I do hate how expensive healthy food is, though. You can get enormous unhealthy meals from McDonald's, Taco Bell, or Wendy's for very little cash, but the instant you want to make a fruit salad or a chicken caesar it costs a blood fortune. And I don't think I could trust myself with making this recipe. I'd end up covered in blended fruit and alcohol (not necessarily a bad thing), but then again so would my place...meh...
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[QUOTE=Erenor]I really didn't think the point of it was to be good and healthy. I do hate how expensive healthy food is, though. You can get enormous unhealthy meals from McDonald's, Taco Bell, or Wendy's for very little cash, but the instant you want to make a fruit salad or a chicken caesar it costs a blood fortune. And I don't think I could trust myself with making this recipe. I'd end up covered in blended fruit and alcohol (not necessarily a bad thing), but then again so would my place...meh...[/QUOTE]

I wanted to do something different, and fruit sounded good. Just using juice gets old you know? I've done the whole milkshake thing and loved it but that's horrible drinking with. If you end up downing 2-3 of those booze/milkshakes in a night to get drunk, you won't be able to stay up drinking like that and it's horrible for you. I wanted to come up with some drink no one would have a problem drinking this next week. No one's going to complain about fruit being bad for you unless they happen to be allergic to it you know? I won't have my female friends going "I can't drink that, that'll go straight to my thighs" if I hand them something made of just fruit and rum. Some will even balk at a rum and coke from the calories in the coke.

I do hate that about healthy food yeah. I can afford to eat healthy, but only if I sit at home and do nothing the whole month. I like to have some fun you know? Order a pizza, get a movie and drink with some friends sometimes. Stuff like that. I wouldn't be able to do that if I got everything "healthy" that I wanted to eat. It just wouldn't fit into my budget anymore. All of the fruit I bought last night would be my weekly grocery budget alone. :eek:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I wanted to do something different, and fruit sounded good. Just using juice gets old you know? I've done the whole milkshake thing and loved it but that's horrible drinking with. If you end up downing 2-3 of those booze/milkshakes in a night to get drunk, you won't be able to stay up drinking like that and it's horrible for you. I wanted to come up with some drink no one would have a problem drinking this next week. No one's going to complain about fruit being bad for you unless they happen to be allergic to it you know? I won't have my female friends going "I can't drink that, that'll go straight to my thighs" if I hand them something made of just fruit and rum. Some will even balk at a rum and coke from the calories in the coke.

I do hate that about healthy food yeah. I can afford to eat healthy, but only if I sit at home and do nothing the whole month. I like to have some fun you know? Order a pizza, get a movie and drink with some friends sometimes. Stuff like that. I wouldn't be able to do that if I got everything "healthy" that I wanted to eat. It just wouldn't fit into my budget anymore. All of the fruit I bought last night would be my weekly grocery budget alone. :eek: [/QUOTE]

Budgets are hard to stick with. I eat out WAY too often as it is, and then I want alcohol and I have to spot for cheaper stuff, b/c I'm lacking the funds for something better. I've actually got an "Alcohol Jar" that is really an ancient Beer Stein my grandpop gave me. So far I've used the money contained within for alcohol and ONLY alcohol. I figured it would be a good idea. Sitting around drinking beer and watching movies is probably my favorite time of the week, when friends aren't working and I'm not working either. Gotta love weekends. Back to the evil that is healthy food, the only healthy food I can afford most of the time is either canned and on sale or comes in a cereal box. Fresh packaged meat and vegetables and especially fruit will rip open your wallet, drain the contents, and then turn you upside down and shake you for any loose change or bills.
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[QUOTE=Erenor]Budgets are hard to stick with. I eat out WAY too often as it is, and then I want alcohol and I have to spot for cheaper stuff, b/c I'm lacking the funds for something better. I've actually got an "Alcohol Jar" that is really an ancient Beer Stein my grandpop gave me. So far I've used the money contained within for alcohol and ONLY alcohol. I figured it would be a good idea. Sitting around drinking beer and watching movies is probably my favorite time of the week, when friends aren't working and I'm not working either. Gotta love weekends. Back to the evil that is healthy food, the only healthy food I can afford most of the time is either canned and on sale or comes in a cereal box. Fresh packaged meat and vegetables and especially fruit will rip open your wallet, drain the contents, and then turn you upside down and shake you for any loose change or bills.[/QUOTE]

So true, the people I rent my room from have a membership at a wholesale grocery store. So once a month, or every two months I load up on food there. I'll buy like 10 lbs of chicken breats for $24 and use that for chicken caesar salads (one of my favorite foods aside from steak) and get 30 lbs of french fries for $14 and a big package of hamburger and such. Staple foods I can toss in their extra freezer. Since I cook for just me, that stuff will last and I just need to buy lettuce, or rolls, or side dishes every week or two. It works fairly well for me but it IS expensive. Even getting say, sandwich meat like roast beef for lunch for the week can run me $10-$15 EASY if I want it to last you know? Treating myself to a bag of Doritos now is like pulling teeth. The only time I buy them is when I'm drunk. I can go through a bad in no time and it's the same price as a pound of chicken or beef at the store. :mad:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]So true, the people I rent my room from have a membership at a wholesale grocery store. So once a month, or every two months I load up on food there. I'll buy like 10 lbs of chicken breats for $24 and use that for chicken caesar salads (one of my favorite foods aside from steak) and get 30 lbs of french fries for $14 and a big package of hamburger and such. Staple foods I can toss in their extra freezer. Since I cook for just me, that stuff will last and I just need to buy lettuce, or rolls, or side dishes every week or two. It works fairly well for me but it IS expensive. Even getting say, sandwich meat like roast beef for lunch for the week can run me $10-$15 EASY if I want it to last you know? Treating myself to a bag of Doritos now is like pulling teeth. The only time I buy them is when I'm drunk. I can go through a bad in no time and it's the same price as a pound of chicken or beef at the store. :mad: [/QUOTE]

Yeah, I just started cooking more often for myself and my roommate and my gal and we go to the grocery store and buy in bulk. They sell hamburger meat in logs the size of your leg for a decent price and you can freeze almost anything! Lots of chicken in the freezer here too (I'm down with the chicken caesar, that stuff is really good!). My freezer is packed with meat and alcohol, while the rest of the fridge contains condiments and necessary perishables like milk and juice and lettuce for said salads. Yeah, and I have to stay away from lunchmeant and Oreo's, b/c I'll burn through those packages in one sitting easy! Gotta save money somewhere for alcohol, so avoiding pricey food is a must here.
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[QUOTE=Erenor]Yeah, I just started cooking more often for myself and my roommate and my gal and we go to the grocery store and buy in bulk. They sell hamburger meat in logs the size of your leg for a decent price and you can freeze almost anything! Lots of chicken in the freezer here too (I'm down with the chicken caesar, that stuff is really good!). My freezer is packed with meat and alcohol, while the rest of the fridge contains condiments and necessary perishables like milk and juice and lettuce for said salads. Yeah, and I have to stay away from lunchmeant and Oreo's, b/c I'll burn through those packages in one sitting easy! Gotta save money somewhere for alcohol, so avoiding pricey food is a must here.[/QUOTE]

I've got a freezer full of alcohol and meat, and another one I'm sharing with my landlord full of fries and meat and garlic bread and mozzarella sticks and chicken wings. Nothing better than a burger and fries or some chicken wings when your trashed. My landlord has deep frier, so luckily I used to work at a trashy place using them, and couldn't handle the customers sober so I can work the thing drunk no sweat. I save TONS of money cooking my own food when I'm drunk rather than going out for it.

Oh yeah...cookies are horrible for your wallet. I actually started getting the huge boxes of bulk croutons instead of chips. They're way cheaper than doritos. I get the 5lb bags of gummy bears for like $6.50 and munch on those instead of cookies. Wonderful soaked in vodka. ;)
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[QUOTE=Magrus]I've got a freezer full of alcohol and meat, and another one I'm sharing with my landlord full of fries and meat and garlic bread and mozzarella sticks and chicken wings. Nothing better than a burger and fries or some chicken wings when your trashed. My landlord has deep frier, so luckily I used to work at a trashy place using them, and couldn't handle the customers sober so I can work the thing drunk no sweat. I save TONS of money cooking my own food when I'm drunk rather than going out for it.

Oh yeah...cookies are horrible for your wallet. I actually started getting the huge boxes of bulk croutons instead of chips. They're way cheaper than doritos. I get the 5lb bags of gummy bears for like $6.50 and munch on those instead of cookies. Wonderful soaked in vodka. ;) [/QUOTE]

You can soak gummy bears in vodka? They actually absorb it?
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