torturing aerie

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 3:29 am

Originally posted by Weasel:
Seems alot of people cannot take (Oh if I had my wings)

<SMACK> HEHEHEHEHE

It's true, It's true....Definately true

<SMACCCKKKKKK !!!> Ouch that's the biggest smack i can do

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"The Deed is Done" -- Hanzo Hattori

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 7:54 pm

Originally posted by Drakron Du´Dark:
Weasel, You have not heard my advise so this time I am going to take more drastic measures
Drakron Du´Dark- Cast "call a avatar"
Now face the Goddess of the avariel.
Aerdrie Faenya-casts "freedom",casts "greater malison",casts "Lower resistance", cast "power word-kill".
I told you...
Now aerie, let´s get your wings back shall we.

Well well I see you have broken the BOOK out on me.
Magusg casting spells on me left and right.

That I'm even able to type should be a miracle in its self with all the stuff my poor little cavalier has had to deal with.(7 nasty balors is not something you want to wake up to after a long night of doing good deeds).

My answer to your Avatar is one any brave and noble adventurer will not admit to , but all have to do at one time or another.

He who runs today , lives to fight another day.

(Looking around.....Yes nobody is around)

<SMA... SH#T someone is coming

,

I WILL HAVE THAT BOOK.

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(I would betray the world before i let the world betray me.) Chao Chao 192 a.d.

magusg · Post by **magusg** » Thu Jan 04, 2001 8:38 pm

Irritated, Magus exclaims, "My 7 nasty balors failed to rid me of you, Weasel? Demons are sooo undependable.(he sighes) Oh well, back to the Abyss you all go. (with a gesture a gate opens and sucks them all screaming back to the Abyss). How about this?" (A bright flash emits from his hands, and an army of invisible stalkers appears behind him, each dual wielding Black Blades of Disaster) "Now feel what it it's like to be the hunted, Weasel" With a quick incantation, a device appears in his hands that tracks Aerie, and he begins the hunt for Weasel. "Oh, and don't even try to harm Aerie, as any harm done to her will set off a trigger teleporting me and my army directly to your position!"

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Magus, mighty sorcerer, and summoner of hordes of...magical flying swords

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:51 am

Why couldn't they just give her some fake plastic ones and give her a jet pack?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:55 am

LOL

Use wax to stick feathers to her arms.

Wings are overrated. Why should she want to risk getting sucked into the engines of a 747 for anyway?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:58 am

NOt a double post in as much as an insult

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 8:58 am

And why would she risk the wax melting on her quest to the sun.

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right to talk nonsense, and I ask humbly to be allowed to be wrong sometimes."
-- Federico Fellni

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:03 am

Did you drink that potion of sublime surrealness while you were gone??

How did the mime complain? Surely he can't knock on your door if its invisible?

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:05 am

But suely a window would be seen as a mimes door so he would tap on your window

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:10 am

Have you ever seen a mime perform? Art my arse. They take the piss out of people who are just walking by - I'd grab them and say "if you don't stop I'm gonna take that imaginary broomstick and ram it your backside, you'll need more than a fake frowny face then won't you?"

Minor rant about mimes. Don't like clowns or the cricus either - gives me the willies.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:16 am

I was just a little kid when I first saw It (yaknow, the movie). And even before that, I really really hated clowns. How can people that hide their face from you be nice? (plus water-squirting flowers are sick)

Sleep, have you been reading Greek mythology?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:19 am

Not really i just know the odd snippets, i am an information junkie and strap my brain to a non stop information binge ask me about any subject and i have some facts about it

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:25 am

How long is the average human lower intestinal tract?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:33 am

I said interesting facts not exact details.

Isn't it supposed to go from here to the moon several times, or is that DNA

BTW do you just have this knowledge or did you look in a book

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"I claim the right to contradict myself. I don't want to deprive myself of the
right to talk nonsense, and I ask humbly to be allowed to be wrong sometimes."
-- Federico Fellni

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:39 am

Book? I'm a geordie remember.

Seem to remember it being on 'record-breakers'. I think it wraps round the earth six times.

Or is that superman at top speed? I forgets.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 9:42 am

Change too goody thread and ask me some more questions

magusg · Post by **magusg** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 5:14 pm

Yes, go the goody thread... Go spam away there. Some may consider me a spammer, but at least I TRY to keep to the topic when possible, or at the very least reply to someone else's off-topic comment. I certainly don't just start to ramble...

No offense to a certain... Mr. Sleep and Gruntboy

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 05, 2001 11:53 pm

Help Wanted.

Looking for mighty adventures for a might battle. I in my noble goal to help Kerra have been besieged by a Conjurer,Undead Hunter,and a Old Fighter with a Big Book.

As of now I'm on the run and will keep my eyes open for the moment to strike.

magusg · Post by **magusg** » Sat Jan 06, 2001 12:01 am

It's a clue, it's a clue!(ever seen Blue's Clues...no? good...) Now where could he be? Couldn't have gotten too far...bring out the hunting spiders!

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Magus, mighty sorcerer, and summoner of hordes of...magical flying swords

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jan 06, 2001 5:06 pm

Kerra , KidD01 and Gruntboy I've read you don't like Aerie and ask humbly for your help in a matter . If you care to help ,join with me in the topic

laner Sphere Problem.

Weasel the Holy Cavalier.

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(I would betray the world before i let the world betray me.) Chao Chao 192 a.d.

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