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*scratches my head* Nontheists have deities? That baffles the mind.

I'll give you a cookie Brynn.

[QUOTE=Lowkei]when the Nontheist gods awaken they shall send plagues of cakes and cookies to all that follow them. As the leader or this new cult i fell i should get first dibbs on choc-chip cookies. Now are there any others who will follow in the teachings of the Nontheist's.[/QUOTE]

Can I just point out that seeing as you come from Stevenage you have no right to demand anything and instead should bow and grovel profusely for having such a horrible town, all concretey and full of yobs, that I regularly had to take a train from and too when I was commuting up and down the country.

Now back to the point, seeing as I am obviously the GOD you were all waiting for I hereby dispatch cookiews to everyone!

And after a long, long discussion with himself about this thread, he came to the following conclusion: This is silly.
Then, he remembered the construction site he posted just posted minutes ago and went there to ask the builders if they could construct a guillotine. And so they did. And he moved the devide to this thread.
And he watched patiently.

Hey i am from stevenage as well an yes it may not be the best town in the world but both the first and second of command of the nonthesists live here so it must be great.

as for us nonthesists having deities, we are our own religion, we worship the arts of eating and gaming and in order to worship something you are in need of a god, therefore we worship the almighty god who will one day come and smite all thee who post bad things about the nonthesists. So be warned, the day of reckoning will soon be upon us and wen it is you will have to choose, you are either with us or against us.

I am most displeased with this banter about Stevenage, but as I am a Nontheist i shall respect your oppinion (he says with clenched fists). I cannot understand why you fail to join us. Surl our teachings are welcomed by all in this forum. We live to eat and play video games. This is somthing you should all have in common with us, yet you fail to see the truth. Hatred for fun loving Nonthiest such as ouselves has blinded you. I will say one last time join us or clear out of this thread. The gods shall not be so forgiving next time and my self control is wearing thin. Come shadowblad, evil sex god...let us leave.......I feel like some cookies!!

The group you claim to lead has at its core the denial of deities overall. You can't worship a deity and still be a non-theist person.

[QUOTE=Magrus]The group you claim to lead has at its core the denial of deities overall. You can't worship a deity and still be a non-theist person. [/QUOTE]

I can. Nonthesit apparently means no religious beleif what so ever. So in other words they beleve in nothing as in not beleaving in nontheits. So there for i am entitled to beleave in wot i want. That don't make any scense does it. I don't even know what i was saying. Ignore that. Now let me get back in to charecter. (hem hem...clears his throut) The teachings of nontheist are not be questioned. You follow or you do not. I see that you have know wish follow us, but i shall respect you all the same and hope that oneday in the futre you will feel the need to eat cookies and play computer games. Maybe then you shall join us and have fun. All that is needed in return is to somtimes do as the gods (and by gods i mean microsoft and sony lol....see i don't technicly we don't worship a deity or wot ever. we worship a company...so ha) which is usully smite another cult such as yours wah ha ha ha har.

Your going to smite my cult? Why my cult, you wanted to join it yesterday.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Your going to smite my cult? Why my cult, you wanted to join it yesterday. [/QUOTE]

LOL. No offence or anything, it's just your the newest cult on the block....next to us of course and so there for you are the biggest rivals. I wanted to join yes.....but you failed to accept my rite to join there for i found new teachings that better suited me........the nontheist! However I may be willing to negociate a "Treaty". If your interested in this "Treaty" then start a new thread called "Treaty" and we will disscuss the terms and conditions. If you do not accept the treaty then the smiting is still pending. Shadowblade is standing by ready with the men (or should i say man lol) to attack on my command. I urge you to think this over carfully or else i shall arraneg another "Treaty" with the smurfs who you are no dout familliar with.

I don't negotiate with bubbleheads. You're like extra-planar smurfs.

[QUOTE=Magrus]I don't negotiate with bubbleheads. You're like extra-planar smurfs. [/QUOTE]
Though I would like to negotiate with this certain bubblehead... Perhaps a conversion is in order, Bubblehead? You know your perverted it is deep inside of you, just close your eyes and think of all the goergous women, teasing you, while you eye them slowly, imagine you are at a party where you and others are getting wasted like a mofo and they are pushing you to the edge of pervertedness...

Good work man. *slides a bottle of Crown over*

Aye crown!! *takes two gulps immediately* how refreshing it's been a whole day with nothing to drink but juices.

I can't drink yet, apparently, when people make rude comments to me when I'm drunk, I happen to become unfit to be around and seeing as a certain someone I end up arguing with every night is talking to me again, drinking would lead to me not putting up with the rudeness.

Then again, why should I put up with it? I can drink and be merry while she gets irritated.

Your thread has been spammed by the Head Master Perv. Huzzah.

Huzzah! Huzzah! Spam and booze, huzzah!

Ha, I may have one of the newest followings around here, but we aren't shy.

We didn't NOT accept your application by the way. If you read the thread, you got off without the normal initiation. This is funny. For my own sadististic amusement to help with my temper from my argument last night, down with the bubbleheads.

i am really a N'thiest then, cause i dont like religion. its just a whole bunch of people fighting over there god. annoying chilish thoings

... Why not join the coollage, I mean if you don't like your job as a sex god there is always the collage, and plus how do you know that they aren't just using you? Think of it man, what if they are just using you? Some it's not to late, all you need to do is to fill out a simple Form and just leave this god forsaking place.

but i like to be the evil sex god! its alot of fun times with me!

Name one thing that they offer you that is better then what the collage can offer you!