An enemy of the Nontheist's

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sat May 07, 2005 11:58 am

Correct!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat May 07, 2005 1:21 pm

[QUOTE=force]that means they suck right?[/QUOTE]

You have my perverts guarantee on that one. I'd take their women too, but....they don't have any.

shadow blade · Post by **shadow blade** » Sun May 08, 2005 7:59 am

Right, this means war, i didnt want it to come to this but you leave me no choice, i thought that our great lord nonthesist would be able to negotiate with your pathetic excuse for a cult but obviously you are too stupid to understand a simple treaty. So lets see if you can follow this. Yes you may have destroyed a headquaters but little do you know that our followers have greatly increased in numbers because during our absence from this thread we have been out all over the web spreding the word of the nonthesist and we have amassed a huge army all ready to do battle with your useless following.

And because we now have so many members we have had to build several headquaters so all you managed to with your little explosion was really p**s us off.

Be warned that once i have gathered the troops your little cult will be swarmed with more spam than you can handle, you have angered the gods and for that you will be destroyed.

Lowkei · Post by **Lowkei** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:20 am

[QUOTE=shadow blade]Right, this means war, i didnt want it to come to this but you leave me no choice, i thought that our great lord nonthesist would be able to negotiate with your pathetic excuse for a cult but obviously you are too stupid to understand a simple treaty. So lets see if you can follow this. Yes you may have destroyed a headquaters but little do you know that our followers have greatly increased in numbers because during our absence from this thread we have been out all over the web spreding the word of the nonthesist and we have amassed a huge army all ready to do battle with your useless following.

And because we now have so many members we have had to build several headquaters so all you managed to with your little explosion was really p**s us off.

Be warned that once i have gathered the troops your little cult will be swarmed with more spam than you can handle, you have angered the gods and for that you will be destroyed.[/QUOTE]

Well said shadowblade,,,,well said. It is true that we have many followers now. When you least expect it will shall strike and fill ALL....YES ALL your threads with spam wha ha ha ha har. The Mociefienfiohae (what ever it's called) will soon feel the vengence of the Nontheist!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:25 am

[QUOTE=shadow blade]...your little cult will be swarmed with more spam than you can handle...[/QUOTE]
I fear you may have fallen into their cunningly fashioned trap. the whole cult is little more than a flimsy excuse to make a series of threads filled with nothing but spam and alcoholism.

anyway, as a seasoned nontheist and cynic I prefer to sit on the sidelines and laugh at other people, not join some kind of sect. I also fear much of your target demographic may have a somewhat suspicious attitude towards religiously-inspired conflict. and while I like a good spam fight as much as anyone, I'd rather be a spanner in someone else's machine than a cog in mine.

oh, and talking about angry gods may not be the most effective rallying cry for your atheistic armies. just a tip.

shadow blade · Post by **shadow blade** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:55 am

I hear what ur sayin robnark but they have gone too far this time and until now we have kept theis war in our own threads but the time now has come for more drastic action and we are now going to take the fight to them. We could use another member if ur intrested, i know you said that you are happy watching from the sidelines but as a nonthesist yourself you should join us.

Wot say you?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Sun May 08, 2005 9:20 am

You know that we all could just put you guys on our Ignore list?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun May 08, 2005 10:47 am

Gone too far eh? I thought I was being nice before. We didn't even defile your property yet.

Robnark IS a non-theist, your not. Him joining you would be betraying what he believes in.

I'm shocked Fas hasn't taken this opportunity to use his twins. What good is a perverted Paki member if he doesn't cause mayhem when the need arises?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:14 am

[QUOTE=moltovir]Silence, you Heathen!

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Me Heathen? It was after the Great War when I left this group... I just like the place

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:28 pm

[QUOTE=shadow blade]Right, this means war, i didnt want it to come to this but you leave me no choice, i thought that our great lord nonthesist would be able to negotiate with your pathetic excuse for a cult but obviously you are too stupid to understand a simple treaty. So lets see if you can follow this. Yes you may have destroyed a headquaters but little do you know that our followers have greatly increased in numbers because during our absence from this thread we have been out all over the web spreding the word of the nonthesist and we have amassed a huge army all ready to do battle with your useless following.

And because we now have so many members we have had to build several headquaters so all you managed to with your little explosion was really p**s us off.

Be warned that once i have gathered the troops your little cult will be swarmed with more spam than you can handle, you have angered the gods and for that you will be destroyed.[/QUOTE]

wait, mag you wanted their whole operation scraped? sure i can do that. you wanted that slow and painful, or quick and easy? did you want proof? what kinda proof? pics, vid, sound files? and crypitic messages come free just so you know.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:38 pm

Bring me their skulls. That's all I ask for.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:51 pm

well, we started already, now i gotta tell them to change their aim. so yyour gonna be a few bobbleheads short, but the cryptic messages are still gonna be free

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:55 pm

Right. I wonder, is the bubblehead's skull going to be big enough that I can wear it as a mask at initiations? That would totally up the tension factor for new recruits dontcha think?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:02 pm

im sure i can find one that will fit you, just gonna have to clean it out, and wheres this army that they said they had? ive only found a few, and all my sources said they were in several places, either their getting smarter, or they're bluffin big time

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:13 pm

They're bluffing in hopes you don't rain pain and misery down on them. We should punt their skulls at their families while totally wasted I say.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:17 pm

filled with tear gas? please say yes

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:20 pm

Yes. That's a good idea...I just wanted to hit their women with dismembered heads for shock value. That's brilliant!

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:29 pm

well, their skinned heads, sorry, my guys like to have trophies.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:31 pm

Indeed, we don't want our targets to be hit with something soft, tear the skin off and let them get hit with the skulls.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon May 09, 2005 6:36 pm

well, if we throw the skulls we wont have our masks or bowls. and the soft skin gives an even greater shock value